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Hi #BrownSkinGirls and #BrownSkinBoys, tonight I'm starting a #StoryFriday hashtag I'll be sharing witty, fun and relatable stories with you all every Friday by 7pm.

Join me, Let's do this together.

Your story plug,
IAmOhiku
Yaay!!! It's time people.
Today's story was an experience from years back and today the memories came back in an indirect way, anyway enjoy it.

#StoryFriday
#BrownSkinGirls
This afternoon, The man selling drugs on the bus was just making me laugh there is nothing his drugs can’t cure.

#StoryFriday
#BrownSkinGirls
Inside the bus minding my business and drinking bottled water I decided to log on to twitter to see some #BBNaija19 updates but 'Brown skin girls' was still trending, shout out to Wizkid, Beyonce, Blue and St. Jhn
For that brilliant song.

#StoryFriday
As I was busy pressing my phone, I heard “to ba Je Iyawo landlord e da bo”

In my mind, bang your landlord’s wife? Una no dey fear God.

#StoryFriday
#BrownSkinGirls
"Wa ko Ku da nu”

“Wa pa ara e”

“Magun lo n fi n sere”

Trust my Yoruba people now

#StoryFriday
It was then I realized he was advertising an Aphrodisiac popularly called “Mokole” on the streets.
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#BrownSkinGirls
This event brought back memories of years long gone when I and my friends had ignorant views about sex.

#StoryFriday
Two of my friends had this problem, Azu and Ade. On
this fateful day they’d invited their girlfriends to the new apartment they rented but before the girls arrival they went to look for potent “mokole”

#StoryFriday
#BBNaija19
They went to Mama Suraj’s shop to get “Bajinotu” but she hadn’t opened, on their way back they saw a mallam that sells Aphrodisiac and bought from him.
This mallam (Apologies, Piss Vodka) 👇😂😂

#StoryFriday
#brownskingirl
With happiness, they visited the football field and bragged about their plans, as guys, we wished them good luck.
In the evening, a friend came to call me that Azu and Ade have been crying, their d*cks been standing for hours. 😭😭😂

#StoryFriday
#BBNAIJA19
Quickly, we contributed money and took them to a motel before their body calmed a bit. They swore they’ll never use “Mokole” again

#StoryFriday
#BrownSkinGirls
It was later we found out that Ola Ayeke(Bow-legged) eavesdropped on us and went to tell the girls what their boyfriends had planned. That’s why they didn’t show.
😂😂😭😭

#StoryFriday
#BrownSkinGirls
If you’re expecting your babe this weekend and you’re planning to use “mokole” have a rethink bro. What if she doesn’t show?

#StoryFriday
#BBNAIJA19
Do you have any experience similar to this?

Share yours below I want to check something 😂😂

#StoryFriday
Guys, follow me I always follow back.
Guys, #StoryFriday will start at 8:30 pm today.........

Be ready.....😍😍

#BBNaija
Who's ready for #StoryFriday ? cause I am. Whoop Whoop 🕺🕺
Today's #storyFriday title is:- Ojerinde: Heart of Kindness
Mr Ojerinde got up from his bed, his heart racing like one who just had a nightmare despite the early morning cold, beads of sweat broke out of his temple. Today he might lose his job.

#StoryFriday
Makanjuola Enterprises, where Ojerinde works had been struggling lately and the firm was to retrench some staffs.

#StoryFriday
Ojerinde looking at his wife’s picture beside his bed, said in his heart, “I promised you that I’ll take care of our kids, no matter what happens today I’ll keep to that promise”.

#StoryFriday
Ojerinde left for work, on getting to his office he could feel the pessimism, so thick it could be cut with a knife.

#StoryFriday
He went straight to his desk there was no time for pleasantries but his greatest fear met him, a sack letter. Ojerinde sank into his chair and cried.

#StoryFriday
He had just lost his wife to cancer and poured all of his wealth to treat her yet she died. Ojerinde didn’t know when he said: “why is my life like this”.

#StoryFriday
Soon enough, a call came in, his son Tayo who is schooling abroad with his twin sister reminded him of their school fees.

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#BBNaija
At this point, Mr Ojerinde was distraught he placed a call to his best friend, Olawale, for financial help to pay his kids school fees. Olawale declined.

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#BBNaija
A week later, Ojerinde decided to sell his house a duplex in Lekki but was surprised when one of the offers he received was from his best friend.

‘Wale said he doesn’t have money to borrow me’ Ojerinde thought to himself.

#StoryFriday
Ojerinde listed his home as a distressed sale knowing that’s the only way he could sell his house quickly to get the cash needed to solve his problems.

#StoryFriday
#BBNaija
Olawale offered to pay his friend12 million for the house but Ojerinde refused as he believed a better offer would come.

#StoryFriday
That weekend, he received a call from his kids again claiming the school was ready to bring them back to Nigeria since they couldn’t pay their fees.

#StoryFriday
#BBNaija
Ojerinde reached out to his friend again; this time he was ready to take the amount but Olawale declined, saying he had only 8 million Naira for the property.😭😭

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#BBNaija
Not having any choice, he accepted and sold his house to his best friend.

Several years later, Olawale had run into problems of his own. He became ill and needed money for treatment.

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#BBNaija
He put up for sale the same property he bought from his friend those years ago. Immediately, a property firm bought it up for 5 million Naira.

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#BBNaija
Luckily for Mr Olawale, his employer offered to take him abroad for treatment and all medical expenses to be handled by his firm.

#StoryFriday
Olawale on hearing the good news contacted the company who paid for his house letting them know that he wasn’t interested in selling his house again and he was going to make a refund.

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#BBNaija
The property firm refused and told Mr Olawale to vacate their property. The CEO of the property firm introduced herself to Mr Olawale as Ojerinde’s daughter saying the property was special to them.

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#BBNaija
Mr Olawale reached out to his old-time friend and begged him to tell his daughter to take back the money.

#StoryFriday
#BBnaija
Mr Ojerinde’s heart was moved from seeing his friend’s condition, he told his daughter to return the documents
Saying Olawale’s bad turn won’t deserve another.

/The end

#StoryFriday
#BBnaija
If it were you, would you have done what Mr Ojerinde did? or would you tell your friend to F*ck off

kindly share below

#StoryFriday
#BBnaija

@omosexy_D @becky4g
@becky4g Who's ready for today's #StoryFriday 🥳🕺🕺

#TGIF

@hormortee_D @becky4g @starbolar
@becky4g @hormortee_D @starbolar Today's story is: Maternal Prank

#StoryFriday
#StoryFriday

My uncle whom I haven’t seen in a while came visiting today, this uncle of mine has what we call an 'Owo epo' I was already rejoicing cause I knew something would drop.
#StoryFriday

We were happy seeing one another as we caught up on the years gone by.

We talked about everything from business to politics, sports to even Twitter, everything.
#StoryFriday

After all the discussions and catching up, it was time for my uncle to leave. Egbon dipped his hands into his pockets and brought out wads of cash.

Me:
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It was then my mum told me to go to the kitchen and bring fresh farm produce for my uncle to take home.

Me: Haba, at this time? When you know he wants to……….
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She gave me that look, I just respected myself and entered the kitchen straight.
#StoryFriday

In the kitchen, I could hear this is for Ohiku he can get anything he wants

Me in the Kitchen:
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I handed the farm produce to my uncle then I and my mum saw him off. The man had not even gone far I was already missing him.
#StoryFriday

On getting home, I asked my mum for the money my uncle gave her to give me.

** Abi you think say I know hear**
**My mum’s response **

😭
Please help me beg her to release my money oo

😭

/The End
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