Maldives Mullah Hassan Moosa Fikury declares Face App haram. This thread isn't about the details of that, but rather a thread of Face App outputs of Fikury & some of his Mullah buddies in the #Maldives. Check it out.
#ExMuslim #Atheist #NormalizingDissent
This is the fatwa issuing prayer exercising fit human specimen Hassan Moosa Fikury himself. Give him a round of applause for inspiring this thread. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Next up is the always engaged, ”Prove it scientifically” Mullah ZamZam Farish!
Next we have singing sensation who wrote and sang a tribute to Aisha from the perspective of Muhammad, Mullah Ali Rameez!
Ok, I am over the funny captions. Too much effort to think it up!

This is Sheikh Abdulla
And in this corner, we have Maldives’s very own Muslim Brotherhood agent, Mullah Shameem!
Mullan Ali Zahir Bin Saeed Qasim - talk about a long name!
Mullan Aneel
Always fatwa issuing - hurihaa kamakaabehey - Mullah Ali Zaid!
Mullah Shafeeu
Jihadi recruiter of the decade, Sheikh Adam Shameem
Sheikh Sameer
Mullah Ibrahim Janaab
Suvaalu: Do you think think Dr. Iyaz is fat?
Javaabu: Muju #BunyeyBunyey yes he is. He should get some exercise before he has a heart attack.

Javaabu dhehvy Al-Mulhid Min Juzur Al-Maldhyfi (ℒ) 🎈❓
Fuck! I just thought of a funny hashtag that would have been great for this thread. #FaceAppThatMullah

Oh well, better late than never!

Presenting... Mullan Abdussalaam
Muhammad Ibrahim #FaceAppThatMullah
Mullah Adam Nishan #FaceAppThatMullah
Mullah Ilyas Jamaal is a time traveling preacher man doing the same dates on alternative timelines! #FaceAppThatMullah
Must not forget the the Honorable Tool of Ministry of Home Affairs Sheikh Imran. #FaceAppThatMullah
The classic, old is still gold Mullah Maumoon Abdul Gayoom! #FaceAppThatMullah
Mullah Ilyas #FaceAppThatMullah
Mullah Fareed #FaceAppThatMullah
Mullah Nimal Mohamed #FaceAppThatMullah
Mullah Muhammad Shammoon #FaceAppThatMullah
Ok, I am done. That's what you get for putting ur foot in ur mouth in public! Adhives anga galhaathi ahcheh fenna irah! Nubehevey kankamaa nubehi anga madunkohgen dhenves thibeveytho balaabala! Varrah salaan! #ExMuslim #Atheist #NormalizingDissent #FikuryInqilab #SecularMaldives
Postscript Bonus Material: Everyones favorite person to hate: Mullah Mohamed Siruhan of SiruArts fame! #FaceAppThatMullah
Until now I havent tagged anyone directly in these threads. But I cant end this without tagging at least one. So the good fortune goes 2 @Ahmedfayaaz8 - the blind imam. Dude, I bet you can't see your profile image put through FaceApp. Everyone laughing at it 😂#FaceAppThatMullah
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