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QUESTIONER: when will you start posting good tweets?

ME: [consults notes] that is not in my purview
QUESTIONER: some people are saying that you should go to jail for bad tweeting

ME: is that a question
QUESTIONER: Can you show us one of your tweets that you would say is “funny” or “smart”?

ME: I did this star wars recap—

QUESTIONER: Let me remind you, you are under oath

ME: I have no comment at this time
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