These Twitter warning messages just keep getting weirder and weirder.
Man, I really should re-read Twitter's terms of service more often; I was under the impression Jack would be arriving through my closed window at 100mph with golf cleats on his hands while wearing a wingsuit.
For a brief moment, I found myself hoping that Twitter's enterprise developer program included free underground bunker access, but then I realized that I'd rather die in the apocalypse than be trapped in a building full of Twitter employees.
Uh oh, I think I just made Twitter's Recdep angry; no chocorat for me today.
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