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Crypto Twitter in response to literally any kind of question:
"I have childhood trauma from being beaten by my abusive alcoholic step father"

Crypto twitter: oh wow...buy bitcoin
"What lessons you teach your 18 year old self if you could back in time?"

Crypto twitter: lol idk...but get bitcoin
"How can I develop more confidence and improve my social skills"

Crypto twitter: zerr zerr durr durr....bitcoin
"I have attachment issues because I grew up in foster care"

Crypto Twitter: Much sad...bitcoin will always be a store of value.
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