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Aug 1, 2019 6 tweets 2 min read Read on X
So: Elijah Cummings and the Oversight Committee release a report outlining how Trump, Russia, KSA, and UAE were scheming a pay-to-play, and Trump calls sugar-vladdy Putin. While the rest of us sling sh*t at each other. #readthecummingsreport
In case you haven’t figured it out, this is how it works. 👇🏻
Trump:
MSM:
Us:
Trump + Putin:

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Apr 4, 2023
As we learned at Sunday school, Jesus also paid a porn star hush money to cover up the affair he had while his wife was pregnant, and had his mobbed-up lawyer cover up the payment. Yes, Jesus (Jesus!) was notorious for his Russian-doll, mob-boss cover-ups.
On Sunday, I will reflect on how Jesus was caught on tape laughing about grabbing women by the pussy, and how Jesus rode a golden escalator and told us how much he disliked certain immigrants.
I will awake early and think about how Jesus said, “I have the right to take things!”
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Mar 31, 2023
Today’s a great day to remember that Trump’s casinos got caught money laundering not once, but twice. Also, when his helicopter pilot was caught running drugs, Trump personally vouched for him and set him up with an apartment.
Hey, while we’re here, also worth remembering that Trump was excluded from bidding on a casino in Australia due to his mafia connections.
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Mar 30, 2023
The best way to stop a bad guy with Molotov cocktail is a good guy with a Molotov cocktail.
The best way to stop a bad guy with a switchblade is a good guy with a switchblade.
The best way to stop a bad guy with a stockpile of ammonium nitrate is a good guy with a stockpile of ammonium nitrate.
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Mar 19, 2023
I don't know if I find it funny, but I do wonder if all the MAGA small business owners are willing to implode themselves for Trump. You can't run a business without a bank account.
And for those who aren't business owners, it's difficult to pay rent, mortgage, utilities, or the credit payments for their flags + trucks without a bank account. Are they going to spend a few days a week going from place to place to pay all their bills with cash?
Are they giving up vacations for the foreseeable future? Hard to book flights or hotels using cash.
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Feb 18, 2023
"We're holding your digital security hostage until you give us 8 bucks" seems like a really winning business and PR plan.
Twitter has become the bargain airline of social platforms. "Oh - did you want to arrive at your final destination? HAHAHAHA! That'll be another $1000."
Now, if Twitter had treated people well, not squished us up against racists, misogynists and other nasty people for months, not torpedoed the whole verification system, etc. ETC., I would maybe consider forking over cash. But this ain't it.
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Jan 22, 2023
I’ve seen more and more people doing something that surprised me, and that is: actively turning away from social media and other platforms.
In more than one case, I’ve seen younger, influential, entrepreneurs - usually within some sort of highly niche space - create marketing plans around proactively leaving social media completely out of the equation, while encouraging others to do the same.
The reason: they discovered the hard way what happens when an entire business plan is centered around a single social media platform.
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