I am very scared now. And everyone else is also scared. I never saw Qamar that scared in today's meeting. Two days we tried to avoid a fight with India. Qureshi asked Qamar to declare war two days before, Qamar asked me to declare war, and we all had to sit
Who is that idiot who ordered CAPs on Lahore? I told them explicitly not to because there is a very high chance the planes may cross the border and be shot down. Indians want one reason - just one reason to roast us. I am hearing of they ready to take Nankana
Pathan called this late to tell a good news. It seems Bosnia is supporting us against India. But where is this Bosnia? Even I never heard of this country. Even I don't know if Bosnia is supporting us or if it is some person from Bosnia and Pathan was confused.
Bad news coming in. Bilal is thrashed yet again. And I lost count how many times he is thrashed. Even though there are rumours he is planning for a coup, the only reason why I am tolerating him is because no one wants to take command of X Corps.
Abbasi called me. He is panicking. His sources told him that Indian Navy is closing in on his ships and is scared and clueless what to do. Everyone knows he can't launch even a single shell against the Indian fleet without the whole of Pakistani Navy destroyed
I was thinking the problem is with me. But, it looks like the reason I am treated such is because of Pakistan's global stature. The new one. Maleeha tried hard to get an appointment from UN Sec Gen over Kashmir for days but had to settle for an assistant.
I never felt so helpless as I felt yesterday, not even when me and my family was hounded. But yesterday, when Pathan said in a broken tone "What do you want me to do? Attack India?", I had no words to say. For a moment I forgot he is my political opponent.
Who is taking all these stupid decisions? Block Wagah - you closed all shops. Block Samjhauta. Anyways, Kashmir-Pakistan routes are closed. Now, we have closed all the routes we use to smuggle weapons and drugs into India. And then, share market crashed again.
I love these Pakistanis and their innovation potential. Due to high fuel prices, no one is using vehicles these days.The car cleaning services, out of business, came up with a new idea - we will clean your cows and donkeys for a token charge. It's really good
Why is Maryam arrested when my party is protesting against Kashmir? How is she related to PTI protest? Wonder what Qamar is doing these days. He never tells me anything. If I am lucky, he will tell me after some days. Even Gafoor is not talking these days.
As I was fearing yesterday. One plane didn't return from the border. There was a sudden silence - we don't know whether it crashed or it is shot down or the pilot ditched it, no parachute. And blackout in Indian Kashmir is not helping.
People deride us by calling Porkistanis. I thought it is related to we being Muslims. Only today, I understood the true meaning - Pakistan Occupied Residual Kashmir (PORK). So, Porkistani means any Pakistani behaving irrationally regarding Kashmir.
I am seeing a helicopter from my office window. My assistant said me, it's called something like Lio..nado. Who will remember all these things? But the question is, is anyone running away from Pakistan, may be, Gafoor sir? Nah. It will be someone else.
Another bad news. Sensing that I am planning to raid Srinagar Jail(that will easily double my troops in Kashmir), India shifted all those I am interested into some other jail deep inside India. Even if I attempt a jail-break there, there won't be any use.
Today, Pakistan Navy captured almost 2000 kgs of drugs. That reminds me to tell Abbasi not to capture any drug consignments. Pathan cancelled Wagah and Rashid, Samjhauta, I need to have some way to send drugs out of the country without anyone noticing.
I don't understand.Why are people protesting against us in our Kashmir? Our Kashmir is one of the best ruled places, right? When we are treating them that well, why are they demanding to join India? We can't compare with India, but what aren't we giving them?
I am really depressed. We are fighting a war for our survival and I don't even know how many hours we can fight if India decides to fight; what support am I getting from the Iron Brother? Forget help, they didn't even ban a Hindu religious thing to Mt Kailash.
How much hopes I placed on Mahatir. And what did he say? He asked Pakistan to fulfil the terms of UN Resolution for peace? And then, UN Secretary General. He washed off his hands by citing Simla Agreement. Only Turkey is left now. Wonder what will they say.
World Sikh Parliament declared it's open support to Baki-stan's stand over Kashmir. I don't understand this. In spite of me ordering all these to shut their mouths, why are they revealing themselves? Khalistan is supposed to be a hidden asset. What now?
20 million is what the Italians gave. And we are celebrating here. Tomorrow, will will celebrate for 20 dollars? Why have we come to such a situation where we will have to survive on alms and act as if such pocket change should be treated as an achievement?
I should beg India to stop rattling us. We proved our worthlessness by dithering over declaring a war on India. What's the need of Gen Ranbir to give that press-conference? Gafoor again had to go on an incoherent rant. How can we survive in Pakistan like this?
I am waiting desperately for today's Jumma prayers in Kashmir. That will confirm if we will be in a position to declare a war on India. As of now, hints are people will not riot and will accept the changes, but if they riot, we will have to lose another war.
Rioting is starting in support of Maryam. Suddenly, people stopped talking about Kashmir and the narrative shifted. So, that's why Qamar ordered her arrest. But, now what if the people march on GHQ and the jail she is housed and declare an open civil war?
Why are these people desperate to to topple the apple cart using infinite stupidity ? What's the need for Zardari to say Indira negotiated with Zulfiqar over land after 1971 dismemberment? Don't we all know Zulfiqar grovelled before Indira for that?
I have decided. It's time now to recall Qureshi and his whole corps. When the Iron Brother himself didn't bother about intervening in Kashmir issue even after Qureshi begged him in person, I seriously doubt anyone will support me. At least, I won't be shamed.
How much I wish to be like Ghafoor sir. No one can beat him in anything. No one asked him to counter protests; he ordered army units in Neelum to force people into a protest against India. The perfectionist he is, not even one soldier was seen in the video.
As of now, no one except Turkey is supporting me. I am not even sure if Turkey will also support. But, if Turkey supports us, Erdogan Sahab has got a very good chance to become the head of the Ummah. After all, Istanbul is from where the Caliphs ruled, right?
Abbasi is in a continuous panic mode. Today, it wasn't about Indian ships. It's about a new missile for Indian Navy. Using that, they can destroy his whole Navy from Indian coast itself. I really pity him. At least, others have a chance to fight, not he.
The difference between reluctance and incompetency. Taliban was reluctance. Syed's Hizb, it is incompetency. How much he is trying, he is not able to do anything in Kashmir. Though I need him, if need be, I will have to make him the fall guy if I fail.
I tried to hold foreign tourists in Neelum as a ransom and provoked India - nothing happened and no one even bothered. What if I order attacks on some foreign assets inside Pakistan and blame India? Will the world fall for it? Is it something I can even risk?
This is getting too monotonous. Me trying to light up the border and India destroying the whole sector, my men sabre-rattling all over and everyone ignoring it by calling it Doodh Baat - nothing is helping. Army I can salvage, may be, but global insults?
This is getting too monotonous. Me trying to light up the border and India destroying the whole sector, my men sabre-rattling all over and everyone ignoring it by calling it Doodh Baat - nothing is helping. Army I can salvage, may be, but global insults?
News is just coming that Raheel Sahab's troops are withdrawing from Aden and the UAE troops are taking over. Is there any possibility that he will be helping me here in the war with India? Will the Saudis allow him to leave and order him to march back again?
I am still not able to come out of the shock of the Iron Brother not supporting us. Is it possible because they are fearing CPEC? If India aims for Jaglot through Skardu or Astore, I am sure, I can't stop the Indians and how will the Chinese react then?
Fawad came to me today with an interesting proposal - I was like, why not? Immediately, I passed orders so that only anti-India stuff will be displayed on our TVs, very of which still survived after World Cup till our independence day. Easy way to motivate.
The Iron Brother is sending mixed signals. It looks he will stay neutral but is giving a go ahead for me to deploy. Even so, unless the Iron Brother intervenes, I am destroyed. Forget Indian Army, Chinar Corps itself is more than enough to tackle me.
Did we err by going to UN? What if India says, we are ready to implement the resolution, and because Pakistan is not fulfilling it's part, give us permission to annex the disputed territories from them? Clearly they don't want the troop build up to go waste.
I am not sure whether I made a mistake by selecting this incompetent Pathan over Nawaz and Bhuttos. Though they are better, to prop up Pathan, I am ruining them, both politically and personally, even to the extent of ending hospital stays and denying treatment
Chinese hate World War Japanese Occupation. What if I tweet something linking Indian Govt with Fascism when their Foreign Minister is going to China? News is coming, he is getting far better reception than Qureshi. I will do my part to create a rift.
What is this I am hearing? Kashmiri leaders are planning a long march into Pakistan? What if India allows them to cross over? I can't accept those rabble. But, if I reject, Kashmir on both sides will be angry. May be, I can hold them as human shields?
I was watching the movie Terminal. Suddenly I got a doubt. What if India invades Pakistan and erases it from map when a Pakistani is in a flight? What will he do then? And this is even more possible if Qamar provokes India through his terrorist-paramilitaries
No one is supporting us in UN. The Iron Brother ditched us, Turkey isn't issuing any statement, Malaysia told us to go to hell, may be, I should waste precious money to buy some countries to vote in favour of us? One in support of us is far better than zero.
India's sudden aggression - whole sectors are destroyed. What does Modi want, first of all? Is he doing so that his troop build up won't go waste or is it something else? Why am I feeling his slip of a tongue "Attock se Cuttack" is not slip of a tongue?
I am getting mixed reports that India is going for Skardu. This Faiz...I don't know why I made him ISI head. He is useless. Now I am in a situation, if I move some jets to Skardu, Sialkot-Rawalpindi-Multan will get weakened, but if I don't, Skardu will fall.
I never expected the Saudis to cheat me like this. First, when Qureshi went to beg them to intervene in Kashmir, they shooed him away. Now, they are buying a part of Jamnagar refinery which is one of my prime targets. But, if Saudis invest there, can I dare?
I shouldn't do such things again. I was on the border to celebrate Eid. The anger among soldiers was visible due to the beating they are taking. My bodyguard was hell scared someone will attack me. Happily nothing happened and told me not to repeat it again.
A welcome change - yesterday's mosque attack in Norway, it's lucky that a Pakistani is involved, but not as the culprit. But, I am lucky that no one is raising the real question - How do these military people have that much money to settle in overseas?
The sort of riot the political PCBCs are creating in India, they will overcome all the helplessness we are facing in the whole world. Even if Indian govt is closing in on the main ones like BBC and Tamatar Topi Zaid, this is the only welcome thing.
I am hearing rumours Punjabi officers who are deployed on Indian border are applying for leave and going home. Many helicopters are coming to pick them. I have a bad feeling. This is what happened before we were thrashed at Kargil. But, how can I confirm?
What's the sense in Fawad poking Indian Sikhs and asking them to rebel, that too when our people destroyed a statue of Ranjit Singh and the whole Khalistani ecosystem is maintaining a deafening silence? Why anger them even more and make them more vicious?
I can't but laugh at what Mazari is doing. First of all she set her bar so low by picking an Indian of no stature and demanded UN action against her while she herself was a deathly silent when Baloch and Pashtun from annexed-FATA are being slaughtered.
Nothing is working. No one, not even Saudi or the Iron Brother is bothered. Even though Qamar is not telling me, I am able to sense the strain. I don't know what to do. May be Bushra will give me some good ideas? But, how can I forget about her dream?
Fawad is impossible. He will come up with something or the other. Today, he was saying, his moon calendar is designed only till 2024 and that's because NASA will have a permanent moon mission there. How can a man on moon look at moon is his logic.
Raja Farooq was saying Kashmiris trust Pakistani Army. Is he really in his senses? Is he not seeing all his hospitals full with mangled bodies of soldiers? Or is it that he is saying that for the people of Pakistan who will believe anything related to army?
Who released that video of Pathan saying Pakistan was scared of Balakot and is fearing an even bigger attack? He was scared and fumbling in that video and his confused brain produced a tweet where he equated Modi to Hitler and is getting a thrashing even there
Modi se tu darta hai
Maryam se tu ladta hai.
Different thing, I ordered that person to be taken away as is the usual policy with anyone questioning the government.
Only today, I understood why India announced in advance, it will award that Indian pilot. It is to dare Pakistan to award the dead pilot whom we projected as alive. But, what can we do? Instead, I went into a brain freeze and blurted out Balakot.
Finally, Maleeha got a hearing in UNSC with China asking other P-5 members to have a closed door meeting over Kashmir. However, even I am not sure if will India take it kindly if someone else deliberates over it's internal matters without involving itself.
Qamar: Are you mad? Do you know how many Pakistanis are reaching France and EU through Arab refugee lines? What if France targets them?
Though Qureshi calls it emergency session, the reality is, it's nothing more than an informal chat to discuss how to tackle India over Kashmir. The P-5+10 are not fools. They know what's in store for them if they oppose India. I can only pray for the best.
Why did Gen Ranbir issue a formal warning to my army? Indians are already pummeling my troops and any Markhor BATs these days are not for infiltration but suicide attacks on Indian posts. He knows we have almost conceded defeat; why this warning? Invasion?
What's happening to these Indians? Why are they issuing statements which is scaring the hell out of me? As if Gen Ranbir's warning is not enough, why did their Defence Minister saying no-first use policy for nukes is off now? What's the need now for that?
Not good. Not at all good. Now, India passed orders to open all schools and govt offices in Kashmir. This, coming just before UN meeting, wonder how it is going to impact the discussion. But, however it is, it's going to be against me, whatever the case.
Pathan is losing grip on reality. The number of tweets he put saying Modi is a fascist is making him a joke by the minute. Even the references he is taking like Srebrenica is making people point fingers towards us - after all, we ourselves were involved there.
Disney became the first film company to rake more than a billion in five movies in a single year. And here we are, struggling to run a country with no money. I don't know how everyone except us is making such money and waste it on such luxuries.
I just don't understand this. How is Indian Prime Minister Modi this unbothered? He didn't even bother taking the name of Pakistan even once on August 15 and now, he is going to Bhutan as if nothing is happening. Or is it that he is enjoying the situation?
How did Gafoor slip? He made silly mistakes but never allowed info leak. There is a sudden burst of news regarding dead soldiers everywhere - he declared only four dead, but people know about more than ten. I just hope this won't lead to a general strike.
As expected, UN also ditched us. Now, there is none left to side us. What option have I got? Surrender and live like a Dhimmi or go all guns blazing all along the border and disappear in a blaze of glory or open new theatres and try for a honourable peace?
Did we win today at UN or lose? I am not able to understand anything. And if we won, will an angry India invade us? What if it takes Jaglot and sets up a toll booth for CPEC? Will we even have the money to pay for it? And if we lost, will Qamar do something?
I thought I could have finished off the fight with India in a few days as like what happened at Uri - India will thrash us as like always and we will go home our own ways to repeat the show again. But, I never thought it will turn this long and critical.
There is a saying in India - Modi destroys his opponents to the extent that they start behaving like cheap roadside trolls. That is exactly what has become of my govt now. Gafoor, Qureshi, Pathan - everyone is acting as if they don't represent a country.
After Indian Defence Minister's threat over nuclear weapons, the core group is being called MARD(Modi, Amit Shah, Rajnath, Doval). What will be our equivalent? BAKI(Bajwa, Asif Gafoor, Khattak, Imran Khan). I don't like it but doesn't it reveal our true self?
Terayy qatal py wavela, mery qatal py khamoshi,
Tu kashmir ka musalman, main Kafir Balochistan ka.
Today's slaughter at the border, if the information enters public domain, there is going to be utter panic. That means, of the dozens killed - both army and terrorist-paramilitaries, I can't even announce the deaths of the dead. They will be lost to history.
I am really angry. I saw an Indian news article, got curious and searched for the word Bhikari. I saw my photograph. I thought me being called a beggar is not known much. But, Google itself declaring me as a beggar by default? Can Gafoor do anything to fix?
Pathan is getting on my nerves. Modi, Fascist, RSS - is there nothing else to talk about? Now he added India is a rogue country and it's nukes should be secured by the world, that it's building concentration camps and all nonsense. I will have to cut him down.
I was reading some report over Pakistani economy today. Though I didn't understand anything, the number 31 occurring again and again is curious. Share market and PKRvsUSD both collapsed by 31%, debt increased by 31%, FDI decreased by 31%. It's curious, right?
Things are getting direr. I shouldn't have deputed those Markhors to Fauji Butchers. They lost their edge and the way they are getting slaughtered, shameful. 1 Shaheen is led by a jawan now. I can't hide deaths anymore. I don't know when they will go on a mass
Indians crossing the border and picking my Markhor BATs assembling to cross the border is becoming common these days. I don't understand. How is it that Indians are inflicting that heavy casualties on us, that too inside Pakistan? Are they better than that?
Gafoor Sir ordered me to spend more time out of Islamabad. He said that I am the Defence Minister and I should go and meet the families of those who were killed on the border. But he ordered me to maintain a low profile as people are not supposed to know.
Bad news. When the confidence of people in Pakistani Army is eroding slowly due to Indian border action, how did it that Musharraf Sahab's and Kayani Sahab's Swiss Bank account details are outed? Both contain millions USD and people are not going to be happy.
I always had this doubt. Almost 70-80% of Kahsmir we hold is Gilgit-Baltistan. Then, why do we call Azad Kashmir and not Azad Gilgit-Baltistan? Or is there something which I don't know? Will Gafoor sir give me an appointment to explain why we did this?
Qamar: Are you joking? They are our human shields. May be I will order Punjabis settled in those areas to be brought back. That should be fine for you, right?
I am getting rumours of Qureshi and Qamar trying to negotiate a peace with India. I clearly understand it's not a truce but a pact of surrender, wonder what India will ask - an unmilitarized zone? Some land as compensation? They know we don't have money.
I have achieved what I want - an extension to tenure. Now, I will slowly deescalate the situation on the border. Who cares what happens to Pakistan? I will provoke India after two years again. But, what if India doesn't play my game and picks me now?
I was expecting Qamar will move away and be replaced by Bilal. I planned everything perfectly but, finally, I am a just another PM of Pakistan. How he forced me to get an extension. I won't give my speech today. At least I can do that much independently.
At least today, I don't have issues with Qamar getting an extension. After all, he will be known as the Traitor Ahmadi who presided over the dissolution of the Great Pakistan Nation. I may have thought about toppling him a few months ago, but not now.
This Qureshi, I guess it's time I should ask him to shut his mouth and go on a holdiay for a week. I told him many times not to talk about the referendum. Doesn't he know that referendum means India gets a blank cheque to annex Kashmir and GB from Pakistan?
What happened suddenly? Why did these people wake me up? Qureshi giving a speech at this time? What happened to him? Didn't he find some proper time or not? It will be Qamar or border. Why are these people wasting my time over such silly things?
For 30 minutes, I was scratching my head over what Qureshi said. Is it that important to say at this time? Can't this wait till tomorrow morning? His usual lies over Modi and his claims of the world supporting him, I don't know what should I do with him.
These Indians - they are not even allowing me to celebrate my extension. Nothing changed - another day, another sector, posts destroyed, Markhor BATs beaten back. May be, I should stop sending Markhors and send hordes in hundreds to infiltrate into India.
India is not sparing us even when we are taking human shields. That school near Abbaspur where my men set up a command post, the school itself is completely flattened. But, one thing. If it is a civil place, they are firing only till my men are there.
I think it's time I ask Fawad to do something over SUPARCO. At least, we should prepare our own paint instead of importing it and painting over foreign stuff before claiming it as ours. But, he seems interested in everything except his ministry.
Today's fight was surprisingly brutal. Such things happen generally during Indian Markhor hunts in the night but not in the day. The troops had to flee after taking a beating and return back under flag to collect their baggage. Luckily, the Indians allowed us
US-PACOM is renamed as US-INDO-PACOM. What does that even mean? Why did they include INDO and not PAK? Or is PAC in PACOM is misspent PAK from CENTO days? It's all too confusing. Abbasi will know what it means but he is in a depression for the last few months
I was very lucky for not becoming the COAS. The sort of beating my troops took today, I never saw such a beating before. At least, during Pulwama days, we had bullets and ammo aplenty. At least in five sectors boys had to flee and take back the posts when
What is this Qureshi doing? Why is he provoking situation further in an area where there is no chance to win? If he goes to ICJ, India will first question separating GB from Kashmir. Then, they will ask CPEC. Them they will present Pathan's house papers. Then?
Here I have Qamar who almost put a gun to get his extension. There, India has Gen Rawat, who asked the government to set up a commission two months before his retirement to probe for corruption if any. What can Pakistan do to have such an upright officer?
Qamar: Who knows? It's the first time I heard of them. But, who cares? Any support is support.
Next insult for Fawad. While he is busy targetting India on trivial things, there, India is busy expanding it's spread - India will now launch the first satellite for UAE. ISRO may collect some money for this or not, but the fact is SUPARCO became a big joke.
A major global firm had an accounting error due to which it over posted almost 30 billion USD into it's accounting books. Think about it, a private company's silly mistake involved 30 billion USD and went unnoticed, wonder how much we can do with that money.
This Nazi bug which Pathan invented seems to have bitten everyone. And they are only making a joke of themselves. Now, it's Mazari. A read at her letter, I was pulling my hair at her childishness. And what is this goodwill ambassador thing? Another joke?
Finally, some good news. Strike in ordance factories in India leading to stopping of production. Though that may not hurt India in the short run and with the money they have, they can simply bypass the factories, it gives a much needed moral boost to my men.
Why is Sialkot becoming hot? I asked explicitly not to do anything in Punjab, that too Shakargarh, unless there are explicit orders from me in person. Or is it some major Indian action? I know there are some tank units nearby, I need to check if they are hit.
Iran is removing four zeroes from their currency. I don't get this. Why does one want to have less Rials in his pocket? That gives me a good idea. What if I add four zeroes after every rupee and make it my new currency? We will become very rich suddenly.
Share market is rising like never before. What's the new confidence booster? Wait. Is it possible there is no war with India and the tensions are enacted only to ensure Qamar gets his extension? He got his extension, will things die off? Am I the joker here?
I know Qureshi is beyond shame but this regular lying in public over diplomatic discussions and getting countered by the other person in the call with him is getting on my nerves. A country like Sri Lanka which has no weight, even it is calling us liars.
I told these people not to target India that shrilly and it's going to backfire. On one side, UN meet on Safety of Religious Minorities thrashed Pakistan, on the other side, Mazari was told even Goodwill Ambassadors have right to speak in personal capacity.
What is this new thing? Pakistan FATF black-branded? But, we did everything. Is it because of that Tamatar Topi's open rants? I get it now. It's Indian conspiracy - else, why will IMF order it's employee to take over SBP? Didn't he go to present our case?
This Gafoor. Why doesn't he stop talking about that F16 fiasco? New investigation by Indians clearly proved that we modified the records to make the two seater look at as a one seater, raising questions regarding the missing pilot again. Back to square one.
I held a formal meeting with Qamar to brief him on the discussion with President Trump. Then, I asked him what should I speak at the UNGA. He told me all the points. But, when I asked him what's happening at the border, he told it's none of my business.
Today's Markhor hunt was, happily, not that severe. BATs were beaten down and posts destroyed as usual, but it's not as brutal as it was a few days ago. Wonder what mood those Indians are in, even after losing a soldier, a rarity for them when dealinh with us.
We are bombing Afghanistan like hell. It's a matter of time TTP-Daesh enters Pakistan to retaliate. What if Afghan govt gets an idea from them and crashes through the passes? Do we have sufficient forces to handle them if they force their way through?
Another clear proof that money tells. And it's also a proof that we don't have it. When I drove the UAE Sheik, I got a tip of some billions. And now, Indian Prime Minister Modi, without doing anything, is given the most exalted honour of the country.
These people...I told them not to poke the Indians in Sir Creek and expect another heavy retaliation there. But, Pakistanis are Pakistanis. And they don't listen to anyone - today, they sent a few boats to test Indian alertness. I can only wait and watch.
Asad: It's something like VISA backed by Indian govt. UAE started accepting it.
Pathan: If we want to show ourselves powerful like UAE, may be we also should accept it?
Asad: Are you mad? Qamar will roast you alive.
This is depressing. I get to be the driver and Indian Prime Minister Modi gets awarded by every country, even the best of the Ummah. I don't know what happens if Modi comes to Pakistan. Will I have to drive him too?What if Qamar awards him Nishan-e-Pakistan?
Even Iran got an invite to G7 meeting. Iran's FM is now in France on formally being invited by French Govt. And then, us. No one invites us. Suddenly, I remember Maryam. She was saying once, "No one sends an invitation to us because they fear if we beg there"
How much I had to coax Qureshi not to curse UAE. There are lakhs of Pakistanis in UAE in all sorts of jobs, they are bailing us out every now and then, we just can't afford to ignore them. If these people try to replicate a London in Dubai, it will be serious.