Me: 2 people just quit at my job
him: ah! So they're gonna promote you now?
Me: what, why would they do that? Now I just do 3 people's work
him: but they have to pay you more now?
Me:
me: they did. concessionaires run most of them now. ask me how that's going
him: how's it going?
me: poorly. they take the state's money and leave the parks to rot
me: they'd get like one vote
him: I just think that if the people of this state knew how their parks were being run-
me: nobody cares, dad
me: ok mom
her: I know I would vote for you
me: yeah well I would hope so, you're my mom XD
me: and what would my platform be?
her: [thinks]
her: you should run on a common sense platform
her: i don't think enough politicians have common sense