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Aug 13, 2019 4 tweets 1 min read Read on X
10 points says I should make it the only thing that unlocks my house door 🤷🏻‍♀️🍸🤔
A true 10x sleep deprived decision
What if I make it the only thing that opens my hidden martial arts weapons cabinet...
*roundhouse kicks secret spot in bookcase with toe chip implant*

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The hacker / infosec Mastodon servers have really reached critical mass to contain useful community and information. If you haven't tried it out yet, I really recommend it. There's enough intel and news to be viable at this point.
This isn't a niche hobby thing anymore.
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I’m just the ornery retired military person who swaps stories with you, the military member who is drunk and I have never met, at the bar now. We have a great time.
Temporary friends are cool.
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Drop your handles on other social networks so that I can follow back?
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“We can control the relatively unknown monster which driven by ultra wealthy corporations because it’s draped in an American flag” is a weird take.
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