Obvs anyone posing for a "professional" picture with hair like the author's is a super serious person. 😏
Clearly we're dealing with someone who is thoroughly grounded in reality and has reached the very pinnacle of human reasonableness. 🙃
Narrator: They're right, but don't let that deter you, brave Matthew Cochran!
Our hero "defends" this (97th?) thesis by deflecting to one of the Right's favorite punching bags. Cue the transphobia. So logic!
Also he definitely didn't masturbate thinking up that fancy phrasing.
See the difference? Yeah, I don't either.
For funsies let's also invoke 9/11 and ignore that domestic (white Christian) terrorism claims far more U.S. lives than Islamist.