Thread by @evopsychgoogle

woman: im in terrible pain and i need help
doctor: the bad news is that u have rectovaginal endometriosis
woman: oh no...
doctor: but the good news is im enrolling u in a study
woman: u mean like a clinical trial?
doctor: [staring directly at the womans chest] oh, youll see...

fertstert.org/article/S0015-…

"intriguingly, some of the sick patients we treated were smoking hot. the more in pain they were, the hotter we noticed they were"

mmm the real lack of evidence around this disease is... the biological mechanism for why it turns me on. this should be priority.

"all patients had informed consent"

"however we didnt tell them that the true purpose of the study would be to get ogled at and rated on a scale of 1-10"

"all patients had informed consent"

alright im back wat i miss

[NOTIFICATION TAB]: THE GATES TO HELL HAVE OPENED

ah

ok lets take a brief detour to see the forum discussion: fertstertforum.com/vercellinip-at…

"THIS👏ARTICLE👏IS👏NOT👏SEXIST👏"
(rly its the critics who are the sexist ones)

just droppin by to mention how attractive my wives are. very bangable both of them (altho i think the first one dead now)

BRAVO
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back to the paper.

"sofia, cancel all scheduled appointments for the rest of the week. i have 300 patient files i must attend to"

promising start

rectovaginal endometriosis turns ur eyes blue this is what im reading here

i dont know, some doctors are into that kind of thing

oh...

...feel like that might have been a good one to do

blank slatists: "EVO PSYCH HAS ZERO MEDICAL BENEF—"

https://twitter.com/evopsychgoogle/status/1158220114094780416

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h/t to @DrJenGunter @CT_Bergstrom @schneiderleonid (who i scooped)

luv urself ladies <3

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