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Aug 15, 2019 3 tweets 1 min read Read on X
didn’t pack a coat for Fringe because this was being delivered to work today

website describes it as ‘dark mustard’

two different people have told me I look like Paddington bear

#classy Image
[and yes I was the original inspiration for the ☹️ emoji]
at least I’ll stop getting lost and triggering tannoy announcements

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Jan 14, 2021
sorry i know these kind of tweets are really annoying but i’m rewatching the Newsroom and it’s so damn fucking goddamn good
and then you go online and there are all these snipey articles about why it didn’t work and 100% the only failing component of that show was its audience

we’re all stupid for not appreciating it more
I’m watching season 2 and I know exactly how it all goes but it still gives me heart attacks
Read 4 tweets
Oct 29, 2020
after 9 years of researching for QI the one fact I can't get my head around is that this symbol DOES NOT MEAN THE PRODUCT IS RECYCLABLE

it's some greenwashing bullshit that companies can pay to put on their packaging and say they contributed to european recycling efforts Image
i have never ONCE seen that explained on any packaging and it's so painfully obvious that companies use it as a loophole knowing that people will glance at it and not know any better.

HOW IS THAT ALLOWED
Read 5 tweets
Jul 23, 2020
should I pay £15.99 to rent SCOOB!, the latest venture in the Scooby Doo franchise Image
yes this is a cry for help
it’s been poorly received by pretty much everyone but then again so have i
Read 5 tweets
Jun 20, 2020
why does this look like a rom com i would absolutely watch Image
Notting ill
when Harry infected sally
Read 13 tweets
May 23, 2020
my masterpiece unveiled:

“Painting”
or
“The Agony Of Inspiration In The Confines Of A Godless Infinity”

Oil on Canvas, 2020 Image
This piece uses natural light and warped perspective to throw the human creative instinct into harsh relief, forcing introspection into the metaphysical nature of its subjects, the viewer and art itself.
The artist, at this stage in his career in the later throws of insanity, broke new artistic ground with this masterpiece, combining traditional realism, impressionism, surrealism, photorealism, protorealism, abstract, and pop styles that fearlessly asks the ultimate questions
Read 6 tweets
May 8, 2020
they should do an Extra Slice type after show for the queens speeches and show us the bloopers and stuff

call it The More-narchy or something
get some ladies in waiting on as guests maybe

and they all show off a special skill like juggling or something
and I bet HM swears like a fuckin sailor when she flubs the autocue script
Read 5 tweets

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