Thread by @BCDreyer

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but “antifa” is short for “antifascism.”

Trust me, I’m a copy editor.

I’d tell you what “Proud Boys” is short for, but this is a family-friendly Twitter account.

Apparently all you have to do is tweet the word "antifa" and alarms go off in moms' basements across this great nation of ours.

There's no truth to the rumor that it's short for "I'm not Proud of this, but I'll do it if you promise not to tell any of the other Boys."

Usually I sweep the responses to a tweet like this and go on a blocking spree, but this pathetic group of rote-trolling ninnies is scarcely worth the effort.

COME ON, KIDS, PUT YOUR BACKS INTO IT.

I don't have a soundcloud, so learn the difference between "your" and "you're" and "its" and "it's" and we'll call it square, OK?

Oh, fine, buy my book.

Also, "gif" is pronounced with a hard g.

What else do ya wanna know?

Also, if you want to irritate people and be correct at the same time (one of my favorite combos), pronounce the noun "forte" as "fort."

AND THERE'S A SK SOUND IN THE MIDDLE OF BRUSCHETTA, NOT A SH.

Also, anybody who says clark is a jark.

[cc @BebeNeuwirth, who didn’t just slay in Chicago]