"Donald, I am overjoyed to meet you face to face.
You've been getting quite a name all around the place.
Buying Greenland, raising the debt.
And now I understand you're God
So you are the Trump, you're the great Donald Trump.
Prove to me that you're divine; change my water into wine.
That's all you need do, then I'll know it's all true.
Come on, King of the Jews.
You are all we talk about, the wonder of the year.
Oh what a pity if it's all a lie.
Still, I'm sure that you can rock the cynics if you tried.
Prove to me that you're no fool; walk across my swimming pool"
(To the tune of "King Herod's Song.")