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Aug 22, 2019 12 tweets 8 min read Read on X
This was being circulated as the #bhakt spin on punctured #IndianEconomy

This thread exposes those dumbasses.
#bhaktlogic: CAR SALES ARE DOWN, BUT OLA/UBER ARE RISING

#reality:
Uber posts a Q1 Loss of $1 billion worldwide
Ola reports a loss of Rs. 2,676 crore

#IndianEconomyPunctured
#bhaktlogic: - RESTAURANTS ARE CLOSING DOWN, BUT FOOD DELIVERY SERVICES ARE GOING UP.

#reality:

Zomato reports a loss of Rs. 2058 Crores
Swiggy reported a loss of Rs. 397 Crores FY18

#IndianEconomyPunctured
Though I wonder what is Swiggy and Zomato going to deliver if the restaurants close down, padosi ke ghar se khaana deliver karenge kya??

#bhaktlogic #IndianEconomyPunctured
#bhaktlogic: - DEMAND IS DOWN, BUT CONSUMPTION IS UP.

#reality:

FMCG sector has slowed down as lower consumption in rural market contributing to 57% of the slowdown.
Top biscuit maker Parle plans to cut down up to 10,000 jobs

#IndianEconomyPunctured
But I suppose thats because Patanjali biskoots have captured the market and are beating the crap out of Parle G, right?

Oho, but hold on there. Patanjali revenue fell by 10% coming down to Rs. 8,135 Crores FY18

#bhaktlogic #IndianEconomyPunctured
Demand goes down only when the consumption is down, you dumbasses !!! Chomu saale, if the consumption is up but there is no demand what is being supplied to whet the consumption pattern? Gobar??

#bhaktlogic #IndianEconomyPunctured
#Bhakts - next time you want to play Economist and tell the people how Economy is not going down but Business Models are changing, read up on how Economy works, shut up and talk only about things that you are well versed in...

#bhaktlogic #IndianEconomyPunctured
Like Ram Mandir, Gau Mutra curing cancer, Cowdung stopping radiation .... Thats where your forte lies.

#bhaktlogic #IndianEconomyPunctured
Disclaimer: Anyone who does not LIKE and SHARE this post will get one free copy of "Modinomics For Dummies" and a free coaching session with Anil Bokil.

#bhaktlogic #IndianEconomyPunctured

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Written by Darshan Mondkar
Teaching @BJP4India IT Cell morons economy is a futile approach - that's a known fact. So there are some suggestions for them in the thread - now that their #chaddis are removed...

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