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Aug 23, 2019 8 tweets 3 min read Read on X
so... hows you guys thursday nights going
JUST 12 MONTHLY PAYMENTS OF $95.95 TO THE MAGES' GUILD! is my new catchphrase thanks
incredible, this is the gift that keeps on giving
damn missed this while i was on main
fixed this erowid chart
smdh
is this real life
is this just fantasy
maaamaaaa
just killed a man
put a gun against his head
pulled my trigger, now he's dead

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