As one does
If you're lucky, that is
It's obvious through the gin, even
It took me a long time to type "collars"
Be proud of me
Also, let "fund the goddam museums" be the song of my people
Fairly certain the Army is gonna frown on it but whatevs
I'm also fairly certain I'd jump out of a window to avoid grading term papers
Definitely neuvo riche
Huh, wonder how he came out of the Great Depression so well since it's 1938
Oh right, Nazi.
If I was Indy, I'd be like "look asshole, this doesn't add up, the preservation is all wrong"
Because there ain't no money in what we do, and if someone is throwing money, it's probably cause they've got a motive and shit
Also, beware of hot German blondes
Like destroying SO MANY ARTIFACTS AND GRAVES
DUDE THERE GOES ALL YOUR PRIMARY SOURCES, AND YOU DONT EVEN HAVE JSTOR YET
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Well, by anyone other than myself that is
"Nazis...I hate these guys."
Same, bro, same.
like a Medievalist is also an expert on the 14th century Ming dynasty
Gimme a break, Hollywood, academics don't cross pollinate
He'd still botch the attack on Hoth
YEAH IT WAS BOTCHED, HAD THE REBELLION INTEGRATED A COMBINED ARMS DEFENSE AND EA DEV, THE IMPERIALA WOULD'VE BEEN TOAST
He never faced peer review, did he
Man, how cool was it in the days where we thought we'd left the Nazi fuckery in the 1940s
Dirigibility. Totes a thing
An American pastime
Also, don't make Medievalists tail gunners
They're too often illuminated and not focused on leading the enemy aircraft to get a good kill
And Indy is shit at calculating ranges
Don't let him run any patrols
The secret is apparently to never do maintenance on it
ROCK IS VICTORIOUS
ROCK BEATS SCISSORS AND TANK BUT IS DEFEATED BY PAPER
PAPER BEATS TANK
Don't knock it, it's our cultural heritage
We're all merely 20 reps of hearing any given word from going mad
So that's fun
THATS RIGHT THE FUCK YOU DON'T, NAZI PRICK
*Harrison Ford screaming emoji*
*And then dies*
Where's the bibliography? Works cited? What is this, amateur hour?