The federal government actually has a history of trying to change the weather by blowing stuff up in the sky.
On February 27, 1891, Robert Dyrenforth was appointed "Special Agent of the Department of Agriculture for Making Experiments in the Production of Rainfall."
That was only after a Confederate general had already patented exploding balloons as a means for making it rain.
But, the feds hired Dyrenforth (not a scientist) to go start blowing stuff up. They gave him $9,000. And he issued a pretty comprehensive report:
He used exploding balloons and even kites with dynamite attached.
People wrote letters begging him to stop:
When none of that seemed to work, he started blowing up prairie dog and badger holes because... well... because:
Eventually, the government stopped pursuing the bomb-kite strategy and moved on to other means of weather modification. In fiscal year 1966, the federal government was spending about $7 million on weather modification efforts.
Reports submitted to Congress also noted the efforts of *other* countries:
But then, in 1972, the New York Times reported on a secret cloud seeding program conducted by the United States to cause rainfall over Vietnam and Laos: nytimes.com/1972/07/03/arc…
The program was first revealed with the release of the Pentagon papers. That same year, Congress passed a new statute requiring the reporting of weather modification activities.
Then, in 1977, the United States entered into a multilateral convention to prohibit military use of weather modification techniques.
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Excuse me. That's pasteurized process CHEESE FOOD to you, and 21 USC §333 & 21 CFR §133.173(a)(1) make it a federal crime to sell it unless it's made in a homogeneous plastic mass.
To suggest we Americans don't have "proper" cheese is an outrage. Under §133.173(a)(6), we are willing to send people to prison if they sell blue, nuworld, roquefort, gorgonzola, or limburger cheese food if those fancy cheeses make up less than 10% of the weight. See? Standards.
And those slices are a scientific masterpiece, by the way. It's a crime to sell them if they contain more than 0.03% lecithin as an anti-sticking agent as required by §133.173(e)(8) and punishable under 21 USC §333. We aren't savages.
There was, of course, that time the @nytimes ran this wonderful book review, in which the book was called "an excellent book for people who like to start sentences with 'Did you know that …'"
This feed posts one federal criminal provision every day and has since July 2014. That’s almost six years of crimes: more than 2,000 ways to become a federal criminal in America.
Some sound silly. Some are ridiculously vague and poorly written. And for the topical ones—well, there probably shouldn’t be a federal criminal law for every single occasion.
In 1873, Congress passed the Comstock Act, which made it a federal crime to import or transport in interstate commerce virtually any information about contraception or abortion.
The Supreme Court’s decisions in Griswold v. Connecticut and Roe v. Wade effectively rendered the criminal prohibitions on distributing information about abortion and contraception a nullity, though those provisions were never repealed.
Today, 18 U.S.C. §§ 1461 and 1462 still reflect these (defunct) provisions banning the importation, transportation, or mailing of even truthful information about abortion or contraception.