@BretStephensNYT omfg is this invitation transferable? Because I would pay a lot of money for it on Stubhub dot com if so.
omfg
OK I gotta go be productive but in conclusion: Yes I absolutely would go to Bret Stephens home, drink his wine, eat his chicken marsala, and then tell his kids why he sucks.
Absolutely.
man I’m on the west coast. by the time I get to Bret’s house to call him a bedbug in front of his kids there’s gonna be a line around the block.
Attention, publishers: I would pay $29.99 for a nice hardbound compilation of the best #BretBug tweets.
*jolts awake in the middle of the night*
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How can we dance when our earth is turning?
How do we sleep while our beds are bugging?
How can we dance when our earth is turning?
How do we sleep while our beds are bugging?
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This is false. The chapter did not “accidentally” quote Hitler. Accidentally quoting Hitler is when you don’t know Hitler was the speaker. The chapter quoted Hitler *and attributed the quote to him.*
The @NYTimes is deeply committed to downplaying what the Right is doing.
Associated Press, June 22, 2023: “The first version of the newsletter included the quote, ‘He alone, who OWNS the youth, GAINS the future,’ and cited Hitler.”
Oh look, there’s an image readily available online. This is not an “accident.” Moms for Liberty didn’t think the quote was from, like, Oscar Wilde; it knew damn well it was quoting Hitler.
The New York Times is lying to you on behalf of Moms for Liberty.
This timeline makes clear that the story is "JD Vance is lying about a veteran's military service," not "Tim Walz under fire over military service" and any journalist who centers the later instead of the former is despicable.
The New York Times is just *willing* this into existence.
I remain ambivalent about who should be the Dem nominee but there is nothing ambivalent about my view of what the New York Times is doing here or the lack of proportionality it is bringing to its Biden/Trump coverage.
It's like if Al Gore wore a brown suit while windsurfing during a break from maintaining the email server he set up on the Internet he accurately noted he played a role in the development of.
The Supreme Court Stephen Breyer served on gave GW Bush the White House, gutted the Voting Rights Act, overturned Roe v Wade, and invited corporations to flood our elections with cash. It was a tool wielded by America's political minority to impose their will on the rest of us.
making it harder for black people to vote and women to make decisions about their own bodies while genially chatting over some herbal tea in the Supreme Court dining room
I am extremely angry about how goddamned stupid this is.
The 14th amendment's prohibition on insurrectionists gaining high office is a hell of a lot more clear than whatever the 2nd amendment says about guns.
Maybe Congress should have to specifically enforce the 2nd Amendment in order for it to have effect.
CLARENCE THOMAS: These free luxury vacations are totally ethical because the GOP donor who takes me on them is a dear friend! It’s just what friends do!
SAM ALITO: This free luxury vacation is totally ethical because I barely know the GOP donor who took me on it!
These guys might want to huddle up and settle on a consistent story, you know?