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"Let me just open up this tomato canopy with my bare, unprotected arms so that I may direct this pesticide spray directly onto the tomato."
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"Sometimes I like to hold the spray nozzle close to me and pretend that I am peeing out the pesticides onto the tomato plants." alamy.com/stock-image-yo…
"To ensure proper coverage of the plant with this pesticide, I place my bare, unprotected left hand underneath the spray nozzle. When I feel pesticides drop onto my skin (where they can absorb into my blood stream) then I know I've sprayed just enough." alamy.com/stock-image-yo…
"To make sure the nozzle is working correctly, it is important to place your bare, unprotected hand near the target foliage, then spray the toxic pesticides directly toward your hand." alamy.com/young-farmer-p…
"Sometimes I think about all the pests that I'm killing with this pesticide, and I get sad. I take solace in the fact that, since I'm not wearing proper personal protective equipment, I'll probably also eventually succumb to the effects of the pesticide." alamy.com/stock-image-yo…
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