wait, i think this means that I reveal a fact for every like this image gets, right? I'm going to assume that.
1. Bitter Karella
2. June 13
3. Married
4. None
5. It's a line from a Kipling poem that I stole from @Bowsnonk cuz it sounded cool
6. Wall of Voodoo, Perturbator, Kylie Minogue, Night Club, Archie Fisher, Adam Ant, Abba, Baby's Gang, Sabrina Salerno, Tears for Fears, Gunship
7. Dr. caligari (1989)
8. I'm a big asshole
9. My excessive simian hairiness
10. I look good in black
11. Eating
12. My insatiable need for attention
13. big girls
14. John Ashcroft decriminalized bestiality while he was attorney general of Missouri, essentially citing the legal doctrine of "boys will be boys"
15. Listened to "Witch of the Westmoreland"
16. bahn mi, chicken fesenjan, tiramisu, donner kebabs, icelandic hotdogs
17. sheep
18. summer
19. In day to day life, 1/2 hour
20. Australia. I want to see a platypus
21. Used to speak passable German, but I'm pretty rusty now.
22. hazel
23. Words of affirmation and physical touch
24. Decent doodler, better writer
25. I will never trust a horse
26. Bare Naked Ladies, the Red Elvises, Moody Blues, Alan Parson Project, Weird Al Yankovic, Robyn Hitchcock
27. Thomas Ligotti’s Grimscribe
28. Mint chip
29. Cats
30. Fuck America, by The Taxpayers
31. DEFINITELY night, i am acquianted with the night
32. Not really, they're fun sometimes but I'm also a huge wuss
33. uhhhh I’ll say 13
34. "Men will never be free until the last king is
strangled with the entrails of the last priest."-Denis Diderot
35. I’ve never heard any
36. Dark Continent, by Wall of Voodoo
37. Squeezable bellies, nice full asses, big teeth
38. I’m typing this on a desktop computer rn
39. Shopping for garters
40. USA
41. My Enemy, by Night Club
42. Currently 2, a stegosaurus made by my grandmother & a mohair deer that
belonged to my mom. But too many to name while growing up
43. Witches 100%. Vampires are bougie, witches are proles.
44. Halloween
45. blue
46. ruffles potato chips
47. tea
48. my wife. or a heavily tattooed 500 lb adult actress. Both are good
49. Witch of the Westmooreland by Archie Fisher and '39 by Queen
50. never seen one

I'm out of questions now, please stop faving :)
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