He's not a serious person. But corruption and graft has gotten him far in life.
"In one form or another, I've already answered questions for over 20 hours."
He then launches into Nadler's changing of the rules, calling them "very unfair".
They failed. Not Trump.
But liars gonna lie, cheat, and steal until you stop them.
(*cough* Mr. Durham)
Well, Jerry, the American public finds your agenda "troubling"... but please, continue.
Rhode Island should be ashamed to have this guy represent them.
(Oh, we're not even ONE question in and we're in a parliamentary dispute already)
Because why should Corey be afraid of misspeaking. The left has shown they're patient and loving, not about railroading innocent people for simply misspeaking.
Nadler is trying to answer for @CLewandowski_ -- which isn't how this works.
What a shitshow and we're only on the first question. This is going to be hilarious. Or would be if it wasn't sad.
Corey is just reading the letter with every answer.
@RepDougCollins calls Nadler out of order for going over time. Collins challenges it -- asks for a roll call to get the vote.
* He's an incompetent committee chair
* He's a partisan without principle
* He's unprepared and disorganized
Sadly for Jerry, none of that is what he hoped to prove today.
... He's hitting Jerry over the head with improper conduct while holding a hearing about Trump's alleged improper conduct.
Calling him a hypocrite.
He smiles, thinking he's smart.
He's not. He's a very dumb person as he proves every time he gives an interview.
She is an enemy of good. An enemy of love. And an enemy of humanity.
They want soundbytes and clips to run on the news, but he's not giving them.
So they think yelling will make it better. It won't.
Doing so calmly, unlike the other side of the aisle who have lost their minds.
Raskin is accusing @CLewandowski_ of going beyond the four corners of the Mueller report, thus he can be asked anything now.
@RepDougCollins calls Nadler out for not answering, but Nadler says he did answer.
"Obviously you've never been a judge and you won't be one."
No shit, Cohen. Just like you'll never be in the position to give out a purple heart.
"These guys over there (meaning the left), they don't care. They don't care."
They sure don't. @Jim_Jordan
"Of course you haven't thought about that. You're too busy trying to impeach the president."
Oh, because the left doesn't believe in accountability for their own.
Johnson is forced to read it himself. Not as effective.
Another win for Corey.
Johnson: "You chickened out."
Corey: "I went on vacation."
Johnson: "Trump was hounding you to deliver that message."
Johnson: "Well he asked you once."
Starts off apologizing to Corey for what he's endured today, then proceeds to list all the countries in which Russia meddled, including Brexit and Merkel's elections.
Again, she's a pedo-ring wearing fuckstick. She's a bad person, a lousy congresswoman, and DEFINITELY an idiot.
Corey reminds the committee that the campaign was never alerted by the IC about the Russian interference and lays the blame at their feet again.
Which is accurate.
Trump was innocent.
Trump was being unfairly treated.
It was a coup...
The fact they just read it aloud hurts their cause.
And Corey is giving him nothing in return.
Points out the rules were changed just for this hearing and Corey states, "I feel very lucky."
"We have a burden of proof that is not recognized by our legal system."
"He was already very rich." @CLewandowski_
@RepRatcliffe asks Corey if Trump ever committed high crimes by using a sharpie.🤣
"He's a good man"
Ratcliffe did well there. Showing how ridiculous this whole thing is.
Says Sessions canceled the meeting because they weren't good friends really.
Corey: "That would be a question for Jeff Sessions."
This is how desperate they are.
Five minute recess now called by @RepJerryNadler
Clown Show on hold for now...
CL: "I think they hate this president more than they love this country."
@CLewandowski_ on the failure of the Obama administration IC to give a proper defensive briefing on Russian interference/meddling.
Man, fuck you, Congressman. Act like a leader and honest person and do your job.
(But you won't, because you're a puppet, not a man.)
"I think I'm the good looking man honestly."
Jeffries thinks he's sharp.
He's a puppet. Not a man.
He's here because he was subpoenaed, Congressman.
He asks Corey if there's anything he wishes to clarify or respond to. Corey doesn't have anything to add.
He asks if Corey has any information at all on collusion, conspiracy, or anything related to Russia or election interference to share.
And he's correct.
There's not a guy on the committee who's more nauseating than David. He's an establishment tool, nothing more, but he thinks himself a great man.
He's not smart.
He's a poor public servant.
Well, David. I think you're very very wrong to be on the side of the enemies of this country.
He starts with an apology for what @CLewandowski_ has been put through this morning.
(Work interrupting the feed! brb)
I've missed the last hour of it -- and sadly missed "President" Swalwell's shaming by @CLewandowski_