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@RepJerryNadler is a poor strong man. He tries to wield power like he wields his massive gut -- and fails.

He's not a serious person. But corruption and graft has gotten him far in life.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins opening statement now... and he goes hard against the premise of the hearing itself.

And he's not wrong.

Get 'em, Doug.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins "They weren't made up rules when @BarackObama used them, were they? Just asking for a friend."

@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama "We'll get the popcorn and get the show going."

@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ being introduced now...

He keeps stretching his neck like a boxer in his corner before the opening bell.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @CLewandowski_ begins by reminding the committee he's testified three times prior.

"In one form or another, I've already answered questions for over 20 hours."

He then launches into Nadler's changing of the rules, calling them "very unfair".
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @CLewandowski_ : "The American people continue to be sold a false narrative" about the election being stolen by Russia.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ "I've received thousands of emails, and unlike @HillaryClinton I didn't delete any of them."

@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @CLewandowski_ lays the failure to stop Russian meddling in the election at the feet of Jim Comey, Clapper, Brennan and @BarackObama -- which is where the blame belongs.

They failed. Not Trump.

But liars gonna lie, cheat, and steal until you stop them.
(*cough* Mr. Durham)
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @RepJerryNadler starts the questioning first. He leads in with the White House claiming Executive Privilege and says he finds it "troubling".

Well, Jerry, the American public finds your agenda "troubling"... but please, continue.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @CLewandowski_ immediately asks Nadler to read the report so he can follow along. @RepJerryNadler doesn't want to oblige because "MY TIME IS RUNNING OUT!"

One question in. And we're already in clown territory.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @RepJerryNadler does not even have the report in front of him... can you say UNPREPARED?!

He's the CHAIR of the committee. He's admitting, more or less, he hasn't even read the report.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline tries to save Nadler -- but he's more of a snake than even Jerry. One fucktard helping the other.

Rhode Island should be ashamed to have this guy represent them.

(Oh, we're not even ONE question in and we're in a parliamentary dispute already)
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @CLewandowski_ is reading the report while waiting to answer Nadler -- but Nadler is insistent he answer NOW.

Because why should Corey be afraid of misspeaking. The left has shown they're patient and loving, not about railroading innocent people for simply misspeaking.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @CLewandowski_ reading the letter from the White House lawyers to the committee.

Nadler is trying to answer for @CLewandowski_ -- which isn't how this works.

What a shitshow and we're only on the first question. This is going to be hilarious. Or would be if it wasn't sad.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @RepJerryNadler is very frustrated he's not getting the soundbytes he wants.

Corey is just reading the letter with every answer.

@RepDougCollins calls Nadler out of order for going over time. Collins challenges it -- asks for a roll call to get the vote.

@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline This whole hearing is a waste of time. But it's the establishment's time who's being wasted.


Fuck them.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @RepJerryNadler is proving several things at once:
* He's an incompetent committee chair
* He's a partisan without principle
* He's unprepared and disorganized

Sadly for Jerry, none of that is what he hoped to prove today.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @RepDougCollins just moved to adjourn because @RepJerryNadler went over his time and "is violating the committee rules".

We're about two minutes away from wedgies being doled out on the dias.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline (This thread is being throttled like I haven't seen since I was dropping SpyGate info btw)

Their fear gives them away.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline ...And Nadler is back at work, blaming Trump for ruining his committee hearing.

@RepDougCollins leading off now.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @RepDougCollins points out again that everyone on the committee has had Corey's testimony for months to read.

Oh no, Corey says he's a Patriot fan. Strike one against him ;)
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @CLewandowski_ denies any conspiracy, coordination with the Russians. Denies witnessing anyone else doing that as well.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @RepDougCollins is concerned by @RepJerryNadler and his flagrant disregard for the rules of the committee...

... He's hitting Jerry over the head with improper conduct while holding a hearing about Trump's alleged improper conduct.

Calling him a hypocrite.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @davidcicilline swoops in with a "His time has expired!" slam at the end of @RepDougCollins questioning.

He smiles, thinking he's smart.

He's not. He's a very dumb person as he proves every time he gives an interview.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 -- pedo ring lover -- up now. She's one of the worst on the committee. Heavily compromised, supporter of crimes against children -- and here she is lecturing someone else on improper conduct.

She is an enemy of good. An enemy of love. And an enemy of humanity.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @CLewandowski_ gives it right back to @JacksonLeeTX18 and she doesn't like it. She prefers her victims to be too young and weak to fight back.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 The dems are SO angry and stilted by @CLewandowski_ tactics here that they have muddled the entire point they're trying to make.

They want soundbytes and clips to run on the news, but he's not giving them.

So they think yelling will make it better. It won't.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @JacksonLeeTX18 says "The truth will set you free."

Well tell us your truth about this ring, Congresswoman.

But you won't. Because you're a coward, Congresswoman. A coward.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot asking questions now. Starts off asking if Corey is an agent of Russia -- which Corey denies. Chabot laying out that there was no obstruction. No collusion. No conspiracy.

Doing so calmly, unlike the other side of the aisle who have lost their minds.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot "We're wasting valuable committee time with this hearing. One thing we could be doing is interviewing IG Horowitz about the origin of this investigation..."
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot Seen on the dais, staffers passing out this medicine to the DNC members:
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin calling a point of order -- because he's a beacon of truth and honesty.

Raskin is accusing @CLewandowski_ of going beyond the four corners of the Mueller report, thus he can be asked anything now.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepJerryNadler says claims of privilege are improper -- but did not answer @RepRaskin inquiry.

@RepDougCollins calls Nadler out for not answering, but Nadler says he did answer.

@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin Now Purple Heart @RepCohen has the mic. And he's already up to 11 on the outrage scale.

"Obviously you've never been a judge and you won't be one."

No shit, Cohen. Just like you'll never be in the position to give out a purple heart.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @RepCohen calls Corey a "Forrest Gump of Corruption"

Wonder who wrote that line for him. We know it wasn't Cohen.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @RepCohen bringing up Corey's old boss -- and Corey slams him: "He went to jail many years after I left his employment -- I'm sure you'll correct that record later. I was never asked to do anything illegal."
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan Jordan reminding everyone that Comey sat at that very table and said Russia didn't work with Trump -- just like Corey is saying today.

"These guys over there (meaning the left), they don't care. They don't care."

They sure don't. @Jim_Jordan
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan "Maybe we would be better served as the House Judiciary Committee if we focused on how this started."

@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan @Jim_Jordan brings up wanting to hold a hearing with Horowitz -- and reminds people that Nadler hasn't thought about it.

"Of course you haven't thought about that. You're too busy trying to impeach the president."
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan Johnson (GA) is up now. Guam still has not tipped over, BTW, but Johnson is still allowed to ask questions of witnesses why?

Oh, because the left doesn't believe in accountability for their own.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan @CLewandowski_ won't play Johnson's game of reading the report out loud for their soundbytes.

Johnson is forced to read it himself. Not as effective.

Another win for Corey.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan Corey: "Correct, I never delivered the message."

Johnson: "You chickened out."

Corey: "I went on vacation."

Johnson: "Trump was hounding you to deliver that message."

Corey: "Incorrect."

Johnson: "Well he asked you once."
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan Ken Buck up now asking questions...

Starts off apologizing to Corey for what he's endured today, then proceeds to list all the countries in which Russia meddled, including Brexit and Merkel's elections.

@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan Wow. Buck throws shade about useful idiots and how left leaning communist sympathizers can be misinformed by Russian disinformation. He said this while punctuating each point by looking at the socialist leaning members on the committee.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan @JacksonLeeTX18 has a problem with being called a useful idiot and objects.

Again, she's a pedo-ring wearing fuckstick. She's a bad person, a lousy congresswoman, and DEFINITELY an idiot.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan @RepJerryNadler overrules @JacksonLeeTX18 and her objection.

But he stammers about motive and mumbles until he turns it back over to Ken.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan Buck wants to know if Corey thinks the Russians are using useful idiots on the left.

Corey reminds the committee that the campaign was never alerted by the IC about the Russian interference and lays the blame at their feet again.

Which is accurate.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan What's amazing about the "speech" the dems are so upset about @realDonaldTrump asked Corey to have Sessions deliver is that every word of it is true.

Trump was innocent.
Trump was being unfairly treated.
It was a coup...

The fact they just read it aloud hurts their cause.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan @realDonaldTrump Duetch is at least more calm than his coworkers -- but he is hurting the narrative the left wants to push, not helping. He doesn't realize he's helping but he is.

And Corey is giving him nothing in return.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan @realDonaldTrump @RepRatcliffe up now -- begins by laying out the confusion between the impeachment proceedings and the hearings @RepJerryNadler is holding today.

Points out the rules were changed just for this hearing and Corey states, "I feel very lucky."
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan @realDonaldTrump @RepRatcliffe @RepRatcliffe reminds people that Mueller was supposed to deliver cause for impeachment -- but did not.

"We have a burden of proof that is not recognized by our legal system."
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan @realDonaldTrump @RepRatcliffe @RepRatcliffe points out Trump didn't run to become more rich --

"He was already very rich." @CLewandowski_

@RepRatcliffe asks Corey if Trump ever committed high crimes by using a sharpie.🤣
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan @realDonaldTrump @RepRatcliffe "Do you have anything to help impeach Kavanaugh?"

"He's a good man"

Ratcliffe did well there. Showing how ridiculous this whole thing is.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan @realDonaldTrump @RepRatcliffe @KarenBassTweets @CLewandowski_ says he was friends with Sessions and wanted to have a private conversation with the AG. Bass thinks this is problematic.

Says Sessions canceled the meeting because they weren't good friends really.

Corey: "That would be a question for Jeff Sessions."
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan @realDonaldTrump @RepRatcliffe @KarenBassTweets Bass thinks she scored with her line of questioning. She did not.

Five minute recess now called by @RepJerryNadler

Clown Show on hold for now...
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan @realDonaldTrump @RepRatcliffe @KarenBassTweets @mattgaetz @RepMattGaetz recapping how the left is losing in court on the issues of subpoenaing Trump officials, as well as reminding the committee what Pelosi and Nadler said about impeachment back in June compared to now.

@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan @realDonaldTrump @RepRatcliffe @KarenBassTweets @mattgaetz @RepMattGaetz @RepMattGaetz "It's just dizzying" when talking about the mixed messaging from the left on impeachment. He then slams Joe Biden's "record player" comment.

CL: "I think they hate this president more than they love this country."

@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan @realDonaldTrump @RepRatcliffe @KarenBassTweets @mattgaetz @RepMattGaetz "It's unfathomable to me that they did not inform a major presidential candidate..."

@CLewandowski_ on the failure of the Obama administration IC to give a proper defensive briefing on Russian interference/meddling.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan @realDonaldTrump @RepRatcliffe @KarenBassTweets @mattgaetz @RepMattGaetz Jefferies is up now -- and he immediately comes out hot, saying this is the House Judiciary Committee not a republican primary, "act like it."

Man, fuck you, Congressman. Act like a leader and honest person and do your job.

(But you won't, because you're a puppet, not a man.)
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan @realDonaldTrump @RepRatcliffe @KarenBassTweets @mattgaetz @RepMattGaetz @RepJeffries Johnson (LA) up now...

He asks Corey if there's anything he wishes to clarify or respond to. Corey doesn't have anything to add.

He asks if Corey has any information at all on collusion, conspiracy, or anything related to Russia or election interference to share.

He doesn't
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan @realDonaldTrump @RepRatcliffe @KarenBassTweets @mattgaetz @RepMattGaetz @RepJeffries "I think this fake Russian collusion narrative is the greatest crime committed against the American people maybe ever ... If this was done by a different party to someone not named Donald Trump, those people would already be in jail ... I think it's shameful." @CLewandowski_
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan @realDonaldTrump @RepRatcliffe @KarenBassTweets @mattgaetz @RepMattGaetz @RepJeffries @Jim_Jordan gets the last few seconds of Johnson's time and asks Corey if he knows why the FBI didn't give the campaign a briefing. Corey says he does not know why. Jordan says he does: "they were trying to trap the president."

And he's correct.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan @realDonaldTrump @RepRatcliffe @KarenBassTweets @mattgaetz @RepMattGaetz @RepJeffries @davidcicilline is up now -- he's all hot air and bluster, light on substance (the title of his autobiography).

There's not a guy on the committee who's more nauseating than David. He's an establishment tool, nothing more, but he thinks himself a great man.

He's not.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan @realDonaldTrump @RepRatcliffe @KarenBassTweets @mattgaetz @RepMattGaetz @RepJeffries @davidcicilline is trying to intuit what Corey was thinking rather than asking questions. Because he's a hack who hopes the volume and bluster of his rhetoric will fool people into thinking he's smart.

He's not smart.

He's a poor public servant.
@RepJerryNadler @RepDougCollins @BarackObama @CLewandowski_ @HillaryClinton @davidcicilline @JacksonLeeTX18 @RepSteveChabot @RepRaskin @RepCohen @Jim_Jordan @realDonaldTrump @RepRatcliffe @KarenBassTweets @mattgaetz @RepMattGaetz @RepJeffries @RepAndyBiggsAZ I wasn't expecting to have my morning free to watch the hearing, let alone tweet it -- but I'm glad I was able to do it for most of it.

I've missed the last hour of it -- and sadly missed "President" Swalwell's shaming by @CLewandowski_
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