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Ok I promised if this got 100 retweets I'd reveal a dark secret about milk coke, so here goes [thread]
First a little background. A while back I tweeted about my delicious drink I like to drink. You full fat coke with warm UHT milk at a ratio of 2:1.
For some reason this went around the world. I had people from Japan and the US telling me I was a disgusting pervert. Someone on the street called me a "milk coke cunt".
independent.co.uk/life-style/foo…
As I kept saying at the time, it’s a brummie thing. You were mocking my culture. Brummies love it. Or so I thought.
It turns out, and this has weighed heavily upon my conscience for the past few months, that my dad had actually come up with it by himself and said it was a brummie thing so that *he* didn’t look like a disgusting beverage pervert. Brummies in fact do not love it.
There are articles in New Zealand and the Philippines claiming that Brummies love this delicious nectar of the gods but they don’t. It turns out it’s just specifically my family of milk coke perverts, and we’ve pinned it on the whole of Birmingham.
I apologise to the people of birmingham. You are not the fellow perverts I thought you were. I ask for privacy and milk coke at this difficult time.
Oh god I just remembered someone asked Jess Philips (MP in Birmingham) about the Birmingham delicacy because of course they did. I’m so fucking embarrassed.
I guess, on the bright side, I can add dad’s milk coke lies to volume two.
bit.ly/2mWy7yv
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