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the price of a US Vice President is $900,000*
on eBay, you can find used Vice Presidents (in decent condition) for $650,000

*rebates for Black Friday
**note: dentures, glue, incontinence diapers and brain are not included in the package

***but for just $999,000 you can have a special bundle, which includes a used Vice President and a used CIA Director (guess who)

24 hours Amazon Prime special delivery
****Amazon declines responsibility for any leakage, of any sort
You got yourself a Deal
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