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It endlessly frustrates me how White Collar crime is treated like some genius tier thing instead of robbing a model home community with no police in it.
Motherfucker I can use Excel too.
“Oh look at me I sold fake assets hurr durr”
Try selling crack and not delivering.

We have this crime shit all backwards.
Jacob Wohl committed financial crimes.

Does Jacob Wohl seem like a top-tier criminal talent to you.

Or, really, capable of any talent?
When you sell crack you got a logistics business.
When you’re selling fake financial assets you DON’T HAVE A JOB.
The drug war has taken generations of entrepreneurs and sent them to prison. Meanwhile, we got Jacob Wohl just walking our streets, never getting randomly frisked by the police for fake affidavits of financial solvency. Like, what the fuck is going on here? What are we doing?
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