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1. so we just heard from Snail Horowitz that the FISA abuse IG Report is "coming out soon".

book your seats in time:
by year 2165 you will be able to see it.
2. here is what the IG Report will say:
(from sources with knowledge on the matter)

A. - "we found out that Comey killed 2 Million people"
"this a serious lack of candor, but the IG does not recommend prosecution"
B.- "we found that Brennan killed 85 Million people"
"but we cannot prove he had the intent, so the IG does not recommend charges"
C.- "we found out that Papadopoulos stole an apple in a grocery store in Greece at the time of Plato, in 457 BC"
"this is a very serious crime, he clearly had the intent because he ate half of the apple, and we therefore recommend 500 years in jail"
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