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I had way too much fun during the #WorldSeries so I'm self-punishing by watching the Trump rally tonight
It's already lit, folks -- Trump fans are doing the YMCA dance before his speech
Trump's rally in Tupelo, Mississippi begins with him desecrating one of the greatest songs in the history of rock n' roll
Trump on al-Baghdadi: "He was a savage & soulless monster. But his reign of terror is over. American special operators executed a masterful raid that ended his wretched life & punched out his ticket to hell ... he spent his last miserable moments on Earth trembling & crying."
Trump makes up the word "foistered"
TRUMP mentions Hillary Clinton's emails and his fans respond by chanting, "Lock her up!" Trump basks in the chants for extrajudicial punishment.
Trump makes sure to refer to Obama as "Barack Hussein Obama." He then calls him lazy.

"He was all over the place. It was the only time I've actually seen him work hard, when he came trying to beat Trump," he says.
Trump's biggest applause line of the night so far comes when he says "ass." #IdiocracyIsADocumentary
Trump claims that Beto O'Rourke is "against religion."
Trump suggests that if the media would just report on his "laughter" and "sarcasm" the public would see that he clearly didn't do anything wrong during his dealings with Ukraine
Trump makes up the word "delegitimitize"
Trump refers to a 6-year-old girl in the audience as a "young beautiful person" and then says she's smarter than Joe Biden
Trump, still apparently confused about what dogs do, says Beto O'Rourke "quit like a dog"
Trump pushes nonsense conspiracy theories about CNN, which isn't even covering his rally live
"We will have pretty soon over $100 billion in money paid into the United States treasury by a country [China] that never gave us 10 cents. They only took" -- this is not how tariffs work at all. They're taxes paid by American importers.
For the second time tonight, Trump refers to Obama as "Barack Hussein Obama"
The governor of Mississippi gets on stage and starts yelling
Believe it or not, this woman who seems to be cutting a WWE promo (Cindy Hyde-Smith) is a United States senator
Trump brags about selling the United States military to Saudi Arabia
Trump, who views everything transactionally, has no concept of why previous American leaders thought it was smart to not have a totally isolationist foreign policy
TRUMP: "We don't have to defend the borders between Turkey and Syria. They've been fighting for 1,000 years. But we did keep the oil if you don't mind. We kept the oil. And we will distribute that oil."
TRUMP: "We did not fight them over there, only to invite them over here. We don't want to do that. To protect our communities my administration restricted migration from terror-prone nations."
"You can cut through steel, but you can't through the concrete, and then you can't through the hardened rebar. We've got it all. And we also need see-through" -- during the wall section of the speech, Trump offers his thoughts on construction materials
Trump on MS-13: "These people -- they're not human beings ... you ever see these people? And they slice people up with a knife because it's more painful than using a gun. And then I have to defend myself when I said they're animals. But you know what? I never changed."
Trump trashes San Francisco for having homeless people
Trump gets tongue tied and says Gov. Ralph Northam "executed a baby after birth."
Trump, alluding to impeachment, threatens that "if they ever do anything bad to us ... that stock market will crash like you have never seen a crash before." He then describes Democrats as "mentally violent."
Trump on Democrats: "They don't seem to have any Mitt Romneys. We do. Maybe he will get better. We'll see."

He then promises to cure cancer and AIDS
TRUMP: "You had the best year you've ever had. You know, you have the best Mississippi, the best year you've ever had in the history of our country. Mississippi. Your statistic." #wut
And Trump's Tupelo rally ends with him vowing to "make America great again."
"Foistered, delegitimitized, apprenti" -- here's a supercut of all the words Trump made up during his rally last night in Tupelo
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