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You write that @realDonaldTrump and you are the No. 1 and No. 2 target of death threats in the country, according to the US Secret Service.

@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump I know what that's like. There was a time when I was getting death threats from every corner of the globe.

And then something happened.

See, I used to spend my time defending people who are the are the victims of psychotic hatred.
@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump Because I didn't let the death threats stop me, some pretty amazing people took notice.

They understood the risk I was taking, so they mitigated the risk.

I'd like to think that we the "deplorables" are mitigating the risk for the Trump family.
@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump I'm sure your security experts have told you what to look for. Some very nice people told ME what to look for, and it was things I'd never even imagined.

It made me much less worried. I can now see for myself what are real threats and what is simply crazed flatulence.
@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump Imagine THIS:

Tens of millions of Americans are on your side, and we know EXACTLY what you're sacrificing.

We can't express our gratitude.

My brother watched The Apprentice, and he told me that your father would be our greatest president.
@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump I couldn't watch The Apprentice because I hated the celebrities.

When your father announced his candidacy, I didn't think about it one way or another. What I mean is, I was neither hostile nor supportive. I'd given up on politics.
@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump You know what changed my mind?

The second GOP debate.

It made me race to YouTube to confirm what I'd thought:

Your father used the first debate to gauge all his opponents.

Then he began taking them down.
@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump So I then read everything by and about your father, and I knew that he'd serve two terms and be our best president.

Most people don't understand that your father planned his presidency for almost forty years.

@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump That's why I'm never nervous.

Your father delegates. I've delegated politics to your father.

I'm sure you know this, but ALL WILL BE WELL.
@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump Someone needs to invent a word that's stronger than "gratitude."

That's what we feel for the Trump family.

I know that you have a close-knit support network, but you also have one spread across the country.

Your father is a movie buff.
@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump My favorite film is Bad Day at Black Rock.

@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump Everyone misjudges Macreedy. They live to regret it.

I love comeuppance, especially when the opponent least expects it.

Tell your father for me that he's made my favorite movie into reality.

He wanted to be a film director...and he is.
@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump I'm loving every second of this.

And I owe my present emotional well-being to your father.

It's as simple as that.

Be well.

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