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• Jim Jordan moved into Intel Committee to have a friendly joust Liddle Adam?

• POTUS augments prosecutor Rudy with fellow prosecutor Trey join his "defense team".

• If memory serves me, Jim Jordan never lost ONE single wrestling match...
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...in either college or high school.

• Similarly, I think I read somewhere that Trey Gowdy never lost a single trial he prosecuted.

• How did Rudy do prosecuting bad Oreos in New York?

• Didn't NYC get cleaned up under Rudy's rule?
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I'm just an ignorant yokel in Ohio, but it's starting to seem to this rube that the "impeachment" proceedings that are about to play out publicly just might be the beginning of the end for the DS.
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Schiff gets pantsed.

Jordan verbally pins him down for the count.

The two filthy whistleblowers are outed as ¢Iown operatives.

The House panics and votes in favor of impeachment.

It goes in front of the Senate.

The entire world tunes in to watch Orange Man Bad go down.
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Libtards and Normies plan "must see TV" popcorn viewing parties.

Everybody (except woke Anons) buckle in for the impeachment.

POTUS (and his team) calmly sit through a litany of "nothingburger" accusations.

After the accusers run out of BB's, Team POTUS whips out their...
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...50 caliber machine guns and pallet-loads of claymore mines.

Defense flips to offense.

Subpoenas are issued.

The heads of committees are brought into the spotlight: Schiff, Schumer, Pelosi, Waters, Nadler, etc.

Their crimes are revealed.

Normie heads explode.
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They go running to their Anon friends and relatives asking for help.

We, lovingly--and sans judgment--sit with them and review Q drops, and paint the picture in reverse order.

They begin "melting" and opening up to a new reality that DJT was The Good Guy the whole time.
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Anons and Normies hug it out.

Relationships are not only healed and restored, but are much deeper than ever before!

We all ascend as ONE.

Fade to black.

No, scratch that.

Fade to LIGHT.
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