It looks like the Band of Buffoons need more time to respond to the motions for sanctions. I'll have the file up in a minute.
Scratch that - no I won't. I can't. There isn't one.
Where did @TyBeard10 find these guys? Are they the 2nd Dumbest Law Firm in Texas?
So just write the motion, fool.
(1) I'm not sure I'd dignify this with a reply if I were the defendants.
(2) With or without the reply, this probably gets granted.
(3) But maybe not before Wed or even Thur, so Martinez Hsu and BHBWhoever better be busting their asses to prep all weekend just in case.
So no big either way.
Are you kidding me? Are you KIDDING me??? This has to be trolling, right??
*checks receipt from re:Search Tx*
My god, this is really real.
How insanely interminably inept do you have to be to screw up the FLIPPING PAGE NUMBERS???
Seriously - this motion contains pages 1 of 2, 2 of 2, 3 of 2, and - wait for it - 4 of 2.
Do they not know how to make the footers work right?