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Good evening again, #threadnought - new filings!!

It looks like the Band of Buffoons need more time to respond to the motions for sanctions. I'll have the file up in a minute.
And here we go. It's 1 am here, but it's pretty short, so I'll have time to do a quick livetweet before I pack it in for the night.

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As always, I'll start with the Prayer for Relief.

Scratch that - no I won't. I can't. There isn't one.
So let's go back to the top.

"more time is needed to sufficient"

If there's a phrase that describes the plaintiff's legal time, I think that's probably it. More time to sufficient what? Who knows? Who cares? If it's more time to sufficient anything, they need it. Desperately.
Seriously, it's hard to make a case for a good cause extension when you **LITERALLY** forget to fill in the blank where you put the good cause.

Where did @TyBeard10 find these guys? Are they the 2nd Dumbest Law Firm in Texas?
@TyBeard10 This part, at least, is broadly correct. As in I detect only two typos in the part where they typed in the titles of the motions that they want more time to reply to.
@TyBeard10 Are these buffoons fecking serious? There's "striking simultaneity" because the three motions were filed - YOU SACK OF WEAPONS GRADE USLESSNESS MASQUERADING AS A PAIR OF LAW FIRMS - on the day the that Judge Chupp SPECIFIED AS THE FLIPPING DEADLINE???
@TyBeard10 Give me a damn break. Also, cry me a river and play me a teeny-tiny violin. You have a lot of pages to respond to - again - because your idiot of a client followed the even dumber advice of his lawyers and filed a weak-ass defamation suit in a state with strong anti-SLAPP laws.
@TyBeard10 Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. The prize for losing the anti-SLAPP motion is having to oppose an award of reasonable attorneys' fees.
@TyBeard10 Actually, plaintiff's counsel is not obligated by law to present objections or responses. Plaintiff's counsel could, instead, do the intelligent thing and see if a negotiated settlement - or at least a payment plan - is still possible.
@TyBeard10 Seriously. Two additional weeks. You've already enough time to identify "the myriad of objectionable time entries" in the motions - and if they've been identified as objectionABLE than presumably the basis for the objection is also identified.

So just write the motion, fool.
@TyBeard10 There has also been enough time for Ty to go back on Nick's show and, I hear, say various mean things about lawyers who waste time when they should be doing their jobs. Because Ty Beard lacks the dignity and self-awareness of a dog licking itself in public.
@TyBeard10 If you're not seeking this extension "for the sole purpose of delay," does that mean that you're seeking it partially for the purpose of delay? Because it really feels like you're seeking it at least partially for the purpose of delay.
@TyBeard10 Thoughts:
(1) I'm not sure I'd dignify this with a reply if I were the defendants.
(2) With or without the reply, this probably gets granted.
(3) But maybe not before Wed or even Thur, so Martinez Hsu and BHBWhoever better be busting their asses to prep all weekend just in case.
@TyBeard10 Aside from that, I don't have much to say. There's no prejudice to the defense if this is granted, and it's at least as likely as not that the two weeks result in the plaintiff turning in something even dumber than they would have without the extension.

So no big either way.
@TyBeard10 Oh HOLY WAIT WUT --

Are you kidding me? Are you KIDDING me??? This has to be trolling, right??

*checks pdf*
*checks receipt from re:Search Tx*
*checks pdf*

My god, this is really real.
@TyBeard10 Y'all - answer me this:

How insanely interminably inept do you have to be to screw up the FLIPPING PAGE NUMBERS???

Seriously - this motion contains pages 1 of 2, 2 of 2, 3 of 2, and - wait for it - 4 of 2.

Do they not know how to make the footers work right?
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