tfw your Royal Secretary wraps up a daily briefing with an apprehensive
“there is err *ahem* just one more thing ma’am”
#TheCrown
“there is err *ahem* just one more thing ma’am”
#TheCrown
“the daily mail named you ‘worst dressed’ at the chelsea flower show”
“the royal helicopter crashed into the royal yacht which sunk and destroyed the royal submarine. Also the royal moonbase has a mouse problem”
“princess margaret shot another priest”
#TheCrown
“the royal helicopter crashed into the royal yacht which sunk and destroyed the royal submarine. Also the royal moonbase has a mouse problem”
“princess margaret shot another priest”
#TheCrown
“Prince Philip is running an online sexcam business from the east wing”
“antimonarchists have hidden a bomb inside one of your footmen and it’s due to go off in 24 hours”
“your brash, outspoken twin sister, also played by Adam sander, has unexpectedly come to stay”
#TheCrown
“antimonarchists have hidden a bomb inside one of your footmen and it’s due to go off in 24 hours”
“your brash, outspoken twin sister, also played by Adam sander, has unexpectedly come to stay”
#TheCrown
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