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I had a long conversation with my brother today about how people are so incapable of perceiving what's happening.

See, I was almost killed by a lovely young boomer-hating Gen Z sweetheart doing 90 miles per hour in the parking lot and TEXTING.
If I hadn't slammed on the brakes, I wouldn't be alive anymore.

This happens all the time.

I'm in constant danger from boomer-hating young people who can't stop texting.

This time I snapped and shot her the finger and called her a rude word.
After nearly killing ME, she slams on the brakes, and her boomer-hating young six-foot penis gets out of the car and wants to fight.

I drove away, because I'm not a young imbecile who's going to die in a car crash or road-rage incident.
The thing that we boomers understand is that hostility and stupidity don't help your cause.

@realDonaldTrump is making historic inroads into communities that have never voted Republican.

Nick Fuentes is doing his best to cancel that out.
@realDonaldTrump I feel silly having to tell a boomer-hating young guy that being unpleasant doesn't advance your cause.

But you apparently don't know that.

Michelle Malkin never got anybody elected.

Nick Fuentes will never get anybody elected.
@realDonaldTrump See, we boomers know that to WIN, you can't be repellent.

I used to watch this guy all the time.

@realDonaldTrump I never watch him anymore because now he TALKS TOO MUCH, he's cynical, he's hostile, and he's boring.

@realDonaldTrump Being a young boomer-hating cellphone addict, he's homogenized.

An assemblage, not a person.

Like Nick Fuentes. Unwatchable and bottom of the barrel. Lowest common denominator.
@realDonaldTrump It's bizarre to see so many young people who are already obsolete.

Trump is ageless and eternally hip. He's making all the changes that need to be made.

But too many Americans lack the ability to perceive it.
@realDonaldTrump I remember when the "Alt-Right" was the Next Big Thing.

They f*cked off, as I knew they would.

"Groypers" are next. Their positions are horseshit.

"Why aren't we allowed to criticize Israel?" they ask as they criticize Israel.
@realDonaldTrump For whatever reason, the Trump Era has produced a plethora of rinky-dink political figures and movement with no content.

Being a boomer, I've heard all this crap a zillion times.

Humans come and go, but stupidity is eternal.
@realDonaldTrump "He's the only one brave enough to say what's been said for at least 2000 years now!"

I'll tell you the coolest thing I ever saw.

A boomer-hating young jackass was trying to interfere with an arrest in Portland.
@realDonaldTrump A cop told the young jackass to go in the other direction.

The cop is black, so the young jackass called him the N-word.

"Go the other way, child," the cop said.

The young jackass was OUTRAGED.
@realDonaldTrump I laughed.

As a boomer, I have a sense of humor. I'm not a bizarre, utterly obsolete social-media drama queen who texts and drives and dies early.
@realDonaldTrump But I've discovered a young German drummer who has made me appreciate old music. Old recordings make the drums hard to hear, so I didn't know how brilliant some of these drum parts are.

Ginger Baker died a little over a month ago.
@realDonaldTrump I never knew how good the drums are on this song.

A 19-year-old German taught me.

Unlike those who hate boomers, I'm able to learn new things from people of any age.

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