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Buying #Lularoe online. I don't recommend it, but based on a conversation with 4 of my friends this seems to be status quo:

Lularoe Shopping - How To! (a thread to confirm you are not crazy, the concept they have to shop is crazy)
Step 1: Find a consultant or join a group on Facebook.
Step 2: Read the extensive set of rules for buying. This requires more study and acumen than sitting for the California Bar Exam. Usually some language about shipping, paying, Lularoe Bless, Sonlet etc.
Step 3: Figure out what the fuck is even on sale. At this point you have passed the LLR Bar and you think you are ready to shop...only to be met with albums, live feeds and an antiquated introduction in buying....EMOJIS. Apparently Emojis rule the sale.
Step 4: It will take about 3 hours to get to this step. If you skipped any other steps you will be forced to start over. I digress, so you find something you want to buy. Let's be wild...Leggings....
Step 5: Read the description and price information. It is almost 100% certain the price listed is wrong. Most of these @LuLaRoe are going out of business so the prices are LOWER IRL. But you don't know that.
Step 6: If you like MOST normal people enjoy the ease of checking out on @amazon just stop here. Because the next steps are so antiquated that your head WILL spin. So, you "Drop your emoji" and comment "sold".
Step 5.5: Whoops! The person/group you are buying from didn't update their page/selling platform. So 2 days later you get a "I am sorry this is no longer available" comment. You begin to wonder if this week of learning how to buy discount leggings can be THIS difficult.
*Yes, Step 5.5 is after Step 6. That is how Lularoe Works.*
Step 6: You find or they find/offer you the same/similar thing you want. You agree to buy. The consultant that is definitely a stay at home mom (because who could do LLR and work?) with an emergency or such a busy schedule you go back to waiting for an invoice.
Step 7: A day later, you get an invoice from Lularoe Bless and you guess it is probably safe. You read over the invoice where the VERY busy consultant has given you 12 hours to buy or they will "release it" to someone else. Not wanting to waste time, you purchase immediately.
Step 8: Your consultant/group replies that due to a "family emergency" or some other non-immunized kid parent thing they will mail your order off 1st thing, 2 days from today. Now you have been trying to buy 1 PAIR of leggings for a week. A full fucking week.
Step 9: 3 days later you get a @goshippo or @USPS notification your package has shipped! You are certain that this is the light at the end of the tunnel, but the tracking information never updates.
Step 10: After waiting 5 days for something coming from 100 miles away, you reach out to the Hun, and she is so confused because she sent it and it should have been there already. She vows to look into it.
Step 11: You realize that the stress this past 2 weeks cost you isn't worth the confusion of how things got so complicated. You go to, search and get your 2 day shipping with #AmazonPrime. They show up in 2 days, your Huns still "hunting down" your order
Step 12: After starting this adventure 14 days ago, you realize any company/person/business that makes taking your money so hard doesn't want it and return your $300 order back to sender and call your bank.
Step 13: Then you remember that is the reason you don't fuck with #MLM Multi-Level Marketing AKA Pyramid Schemes. But on the other side you found all the awesome leggings that are cheap, pretty and get sent on time rabbit hole
PSA: The leggings on Amazon are the BEST!
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