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Terrorist attack in London.

Everybody got their script? Okay.

And...ACTION!

"The police shouldn't have killed him!"

#LondonShooting

"This proves that British gun laws work."

"This proves that British gun laws don't work."

"Thoughts and prayers for all."

"Fuck you, Trump!"

"We're Londoners and you can't scare us."

"The guy had been released after committing a previous act of terrorism."

CUT!

What are you doing? YOU'RE NOT READING FROM THE SCRIPT! Get off the set!

And...ACTION!

"Since he had only knives, this allowed citizens to overpower him."

"He could've had a real suicide vest."

CUT!

Another one! You're not reading from the script! GET OFF THE SET!

And...ACTION!

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