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Dear @MollyJongFast:

This is the funniest article I've ever read.

All you and Page are doing is reinforcing the stereotype that women are too weak to hold positions of responsibility.

@MollyJongFast "'Honestly, his demeaning fake orgasm was really the straw that broke the camel’s back,' she says."

I didn't even see that, Molly.

Why is LISA PAGE watching Trump rallies?
@MollyJongFast "It had been so hard not to defend myself, to let people who hate me control the narrative. I decided to take my power back."

What does this mean?

Is Lisa going to show us the REAL WAY she sounds when she has orgasms?

Fine by me, but don't you think this is really stupid?
@MollyJongFast "Having been through the MAGA meat grinder has clearly worn her down, not unlike the other women I’ve met who’ve been subjected to the president’s abuse. She is just slightly crumbly around the edges the way the president’s other victims are."


@MollyJongFast Molly, I have absolutely no idea what anybody thinks of me.

It's because I don't go looking for it.

But let's say somebody hates me and makes fun of me.

I don't consider that a "meat grinder."
@MollyJongFast How in the world can Lisa Page do her job when she's been worn down by TWEETS?

You wrote an amazing piece, Molly.

According to you, Lisa Page is a little girl who's destroyed by tweets.

Why does Page want to be portrayed that way?
@MollyJongFast If @realDonaldTrump tweeted out that I'm a fatheaded beardo who bores him to tears, I'D BE THRILLED!

How many people can say that the president called them a boring, fatheaded beardo?

I'd be the only person in human history who could say that.
@MollyJongFast @realDonaldTrump I'm a HUGE Trump supporter, but I don't personalize things.

The president has hundreds of millions of people after him. They either want to bring him down, or they want to bask in his presence.

So I let him be. He's doing his job. I don't want anything else from him.
@MollyJongFast @realDonaldTrump Molly, I am SO TIRED of leftists claiming that women are fragile gladiolas who collapse into tears when a man tweets.

It's just LEFTIST women.

Not conservative women.
@MollyJongFast @realDonaldTrump Lisa Page is making me hope that all leftists women are cleared out of the Justice Department.

They're too childlike to be given any level of responsibility.


How is that possible?
@MollyJongFast @realDonaldTrump This is all too ridiculous for words.

Lisa Page is too ridiculous for words.

Tell you what: Arrange a lunch for you, me, and Lisa. Bring your tape recorder.

I'll tell you EVERYTHING about my own personal meat grinder.
@MollyJongFast @realDonaldTrump BUT.

Be prepared to have nightmares the rest of your life.

I've had nightmares my entire life. They come in waves.

Some of us have experienced things that no human being should ever face.
@MollyJongFast @realDonaldTrump "Trump's victims."

Victims of TWEETS.

Here's where I get pissed off, so I should stop.

But I'm serious about that lunch. Let's see how long you and Lisa can stand me telling you about my life.

Four minutes. Maximum.
@MollyJongFast @realDonaldTrump That's how long it would take me to drive you insane with horror.

Four minutes.

So spare me. Lisa Page is no victim.

Time to grow up, ladies.

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