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Negotiating

1. The fellow was joined at the bar by a voluptuous woman who soon made her talents and charms abundantly clear. “I’ll make your dreams come true for $150,” she breathed to him.
2. “That’s a lot of money,” replied the man, admiring the cleavage set forth under his nose.

“I’m worth it,” she assured him in a sultry whisper. “For $150, I’ll act out your wildest, hottest fantasy. In fact, I can make any three words come true. Just dream them up, baby.”
3. “Any three words? For $150?” The man’s voice grew husky as the woman’s hand crept further and further up his thigh. She nodded, reaching the other hand up to caress the back of his neck while he considered the offer.
4. Finally, he leaned back with a big smile and announced, “Okay, it’s a deal.” Then he leaned over and whispered to her, “Paint my house.”

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