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Good morning, #WarOnChristmas freedom fighters! Today is December 10, meaning there are only 15 persecuting days left till Christmas.

Be evil by saying “Happy holidays!” today to one of those good Christians who just want the religious freedom to force the rest of us to be free
Fortunately for us, December 10 is already a special day of horror for America’s #GoodChristian™ folks—Human Rights Day.

Oh the humanity.

On this day in 1948, the United Nations General Assembly—future tool of the Antichrist—adopted the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.
This year, the wicked secularists at the UN have truly outdone themselves in persecuting the #GoodChristian™ population of the United States.

O godless liberals, the theme of this year’s Human Rights Day is Youth Standing up for Human Rights! Please join me in maniacal laughter
You see, if there’s one thing the Christmas partisans despise more than the United Nations (and they do; see below), it is people who are not them having rights—especially children, because how dare they.

America’s #GoodChristian™ folks may not be the reason for the season...
But they are the reason that the United States is the only United Nations member nation that is NOT a party to the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child.

Did you think I was kidding about how much the Christian Right hates children’s rights? I wasn’t:

I really, really wasn’t:



So, with all that in mind, let’s get down to the question you’ve all been waiting for—what’s behind the little door for December 10 on the #WarOnChristmasAdventCalendar?

Let’s find out!

#TuesdayThoughts #EmptyThePew #Resist
Alright, it’s time for today’s big #WarOnChristmasAdventCalendar reveal!

I’m opening the door for December 10, Human Rights Day, and today we find...

Wait for it...

Well I’ll be!

It’s 1950s Billy Graham lamenting “They don’t have any prayer meetings at the United Nations”
If the #WarOnChristmasAdventCalendar helps you get into the Solstice Spirit, please consider supporting my work via @Patreon with a few dollars a month or whatever you can afford.

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Thanks!
And if you’re just now tuning in for the #WarOnChristmasAdventCalendar, you godless heathen, you, be sure to check out the earlier entries in this thread:



Happy Tuesday, you filthy animals, and may you enjoy the impeachment of God’s chosen president m!
I have no idea where that phantom “m” came from 🤷‍♀️
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