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Good morning, intrepid defenders in the #WarOnChristmas conjured by the radical Right (that’s the only Right currently in power in the U.S.) and forced upon us partisans of pluralism through no fault of our own!

It’s December 13; there are 12 persecuting days left till Christmas
It’s time for today’s entry in my #WarOnChristmasAdventCalendar!

Today is #FridayThe13th and, apparently, World Violin Day.

According to @urbandictionary, December 13 is “the day all the best people are born,” so quick, someone check the birthdays of Trump’s WH staff members
As for World Violin Day, I’d never heard of it till I looked up December 13, but the violin is a wonderful instrument.

Find an aggrieved Christian to wish a happy World Violin Day to today.

If they get offended you can say they have no taste in music. This will in fact be true.
How do I know? I grew up evangelical. There is no American demographic more philistine in its tastes.

So let’s get down to today’s #WarOnChristmasAdventCalendar big reveal!

Behind the door for Dec. 13



A “The Touch of the Master’s Hand” print!

The schlock, it burns
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#FridayMotivation #EmptyThePews
And if you’re just now discovering the #WarOnChristmasAdventCalendar, I’m collecting all the entries (lots of snark, some actual info) for in this thread:

With that, I bid you happy #FridayThe13th, fellow godless liberals! Please pet a black cat for me
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