It’s December 13; there are 12 persecuting days left till Christmas
Find an aggrieved Christian to wish a happy World Violin Day to today.
If they get offended you can say they have no taste in music. This will in fact be true.
So let’s get down to today’s #WarOnChristmasAdventCalendar big reveal!
Behind the door for Dec. 13
A “The Touch of the Master’s Hand” print!
The schlock, it burns