Movie: .. and then Rey takes Luke and Leia’s sabers to Tattooine.
Me: Why?
Movie: So their spirits will be home. You know, closure.
Me: Leia wasn’t from Tattooine.
Movie: ....
Me: Leia primarily remembered Tattooine as the place where she was a giant slug’s sex slave.
@MikeWeaver800 @HarryTHop @delance2 @KentCiao @bhiner1029 They also could have made the movie longer - or split it into two - if they needed more time! Or alternatively, taken another year once they realized they were changing scripts and directors.
@MikeWeaver800 @HarryTHop @delance2 @KentCiao @bhiner1029 Honestly, the real answer is that the movies either needed 3 different directors (like the original trilogy) to challenge and expand upon each other, or one director to coalesce around a single vision.
Movie: And now Palpatine will SHOOT ALL THE FORCE LIGHTNING AT THE SPACE BATTLE.
Me: Cooooooooooooool.
Movie: Yeah?
Me: Yeah. This looks really badass. Good job.
Movie: Thanks. We’re very proud.
Me: Aren’t most of the ships up there his own fleet?
Movie: Poe is VERY ANGRY with Rey.
Me: Why?
Movie: Rey didn’t come with him on his mission. She wanted to TRAIN. So lame.
Me: It was a space flight mission, Poe’s the best pilot in the galaxy, and he had Finn & Chewie. What exactly will she add?
Movie: VERY ANGRY! LOUD NOISES!
Me: Toxic fans are shithead.
Rando: How DARE you sir!
Me: How do you know I was talking about you?
Rando: Also, REAL fans don’t like The Last Jedi, SJWs ruined Star Wars, and Kathleen Kennedy deserves firing and/or death.
Me: I was talking about you.
Movie: Palpatine’s back!
Me: Sure. Brought back by Kylo through some ancient ritual?
Movie: No.
Me: Hux then? Meddling with things he doesn’t understand out of jealousy?
Movie: No.
Me: Snoke then? A last great project before his demise?
Movie: No, he’s just kinda been around.
Movie: And in an epic moment of decision, Kylo TURNS TO THE LIGHT!
Me: Yeah?
Movie: First thing he does is THROW AWAY HIS LIGHTSABER.
Me: Okay.
Movie: Then he rushes to SAVE HIS TRUE LOVE.
Me: Yeah?
Movie: Just one problem.
Me: No lightsaber.
Movie: HE DOESN”T HAVE A LIGHTSABER.
Movie: So Finn and Poe have great chemistry in this movie.
Me: They do! Great banter, as good as Ep 7!
Movie: Not in a gay way.
Me: Of course.
Movie: So we thought it was best if Finn just followed Rey around. Shouting her name a lot
Me: Of course.
Movie: He’s like a sad puppy.
Editorial Aside: Yes, I unabashedly love The Last Jedi. I’ve written at length about it here.



That being said, 90% of the issues I’ve tweeted about here aren’t about ‘retconning TLJ’. They’re just not executing the story they wanted to tell well.zenofdesign.com/yes-the-last-j…
Also editorial aside: If you love the movie, great! Own it! Don’t let anyone tell you what to like and what not to like!

If you don’t? Snark away. But don’t turn into a jerk about, and don’t make it part of your identity. Star Wars won’t die and better stuff will come again.
If your Blu-Ray collection doesn’t have a few things in it that make other people go ‘Really?!?’, you’re just running with the herd
Movie: And at the end, we achieve REYLO!
Me: They kiss?
Movie:Yes!
Me: Then they declare their love before he dies? A “you saved me” maybe?
Movie: ...
Me: Got it! One could be all ‘I love you’ and the other could ‘I know’! Fan service!
Movie: Shit, that would have been perfect.
Movie: And then Rey takes the last name of...
Me: Her parents? Turns out they were pretty cool and saved her life.
Movie: No.
Me: Ben Solo? Her literal soulmate which was a key plot point?
Movie: No.
Me: Oh no
Movie: Skywalker, because otherwise the movie’s name makes no sense.
Very Clever People: LOL, should they have just shot Leia’s lightsaber into the rubble that was Alderaan?
Me: You’re right. Space funerals are never awesome in films.
@delance2 @Evangelion217 Luke literally rediscovers the meaning and goodness in the force and saves the day performing the single greatest force power that had yet been put on film, but do go on.
@delance2 @Evangelion217 Seperately, Finn and Luke both realize these views (everything is too fucked up to take action) are wrong. Finn rejects the old smuggler's arguments and proudly declares himself a rebel. Luke realizes that the Jedi Order may have been broken, but their principles were not.

• • •

Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to force a refresh
 

Keep Current with Damion Schubert - @ZenOfDesign.com on bsky

Damion Schubert - @ZenOfDesign.com on bsky Profile picture

Stay in touch and get notified when new unrolls are available from this author!

Read all threads

This Thread may be Removed Anytime!

PDF

Twitter may remove this content at anytime! Save it as PDF for later use!

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

how to unroll video
  1. Follow @ThreadReaderApp to mention us!

  2. From a Twitter thread mention us with a keyword "unroll"
@threadreaderapp unroll

Practice here first or read more on our help page!

More from @ZenOfDesign

Oct 4, 2023
A lot of game devs are dunking on this, but if you're not a game dev it's probably not actually obvious why. So I thought I'd take a moment to answer a little more thoughtfully in hopes of giving gamers a little more insight on what we do.
Let's just start with the obvious: art directors all wish this guy was correct. And some art directors stick to their guns and either have no cues, or cues that only appear if you enter 'scan mode' or turn on 'spidey sense' or something. What in this screenshot is interactable? Image
But one thing we do a lot is focus group testing, where we watch players play our games. Nothing like standing behind glass watching someone take 45 minutes to try to open a door that you think is pretty obvious.

x.com/mrpedrobraga/s…
Read 48 tweets
Jul 24, 2023
Let's talk about X baby. Here's a roundup of the stupid of the last 24 hours.

(Incredibly stupid thread)

They announced that would redirect to Twitter but ... it doesn't.
https://t.co/tZIitwnIHPx.com
They replaced the icon in the corner but didn't change any other branding.
Read 25 tweets
Jul 16, 2023
The last week on Twitter has been really an amazing string of WTF, even by the impressive standards of Elon. It's really funny when you put all the pieces together.

it's important to start at the beginning. Twitter's pretty broke.

(amusing thread) Image
Twitter is 'can't pay the rent' level of broke.

tech.co/news/musk-twit…
Twitter is 'we're being sued because we owe $500 million dollars of severance pay' level of broke.

mashable.com/article/twitte…
Read 24 tweets
Jun 7, 2023
If the recent rumors of Broadsword buying SWTOR are true - which I believe by the way - it could be very good for SWTOR. SWTOR still earns considerable money if you’re a small studio like Broadsword. Them investing more in the title frankly makes more sense than EA doing so.
The confounding factor is, of course, the shape of the deal and how big a cut EA gets from any ongoing revenue.

But SWTOR is still a lively game with dedicated spenders, and it gets a boost of users any time new Star Wars content comes out.
Another way to think about this conundrum is that if you were an executive and you had a choice between investing in SWTOR or instead investing in FIFA or Madden, what would you do?
Read 7 tweets
Apr 21, 2023
Okay, real talk, let's talk Twitter Blue. A short thread on why this whole misadventure is so stupid and doomed.

I've designed monetization for F2P MMOs. I know about subscription fees, and I know about free options, I know about enticing players to upsell to the sub.

1/
When selling an MMO sub, the important thing to do is to add actual, tangible value to the sub, so that if you're going to spend money in the game, the subscription is the first thing you should buy. Subs are great because they're fairly predictable income.

2/
MMOs have lots of things you can offer subscriptions. Faster levelling, faster mounts, early access to features, lower cooldowns on teleports. US MMOs tend to sell convenience and not power to the sub, because the US audience hates buying power. (This is less true in asia).

3/
Read 16 tweets
Jan 17, 2023
Two points I’ll make about this beyond ‘lol crypto games’.

1) In board games and traditional digital games, poop games are ‘cheap’ games. Board games about poop are ‘family fare’ you play with your 5th grader, and you buy them at Target.
Video games about poop are a little rarer, but they’re usually also bargain bin fare aimed at 13 year olds. Conker’s Bad Fur Day is the only one that I can remember having a serious budget. (Maybe the South Park games too, I don’t remember).
So anyway it’s interesting that this is the perceived tastes of the 20-something money-obsessed tech bros.
Read 6 tweets

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!


This site is made by just two indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3/month or $30/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Don't want to be a Premium member but still want to support us?

Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal

Or Donate anonymously using crypto!

Ethereum

0xfe58350B80634f60Fa6Dc149a72b4DFbc17D341E copy

Bitcoin

3ATGMxNzCUFzxpMCHL5sWSt4DVtS8UqXpi copy

Thank you for your support!

Follow Us!

:(