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📱𝙴𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚎'𝚜 𝚃𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝙶𝚎𝚝
𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚗📱

ıllıllı An Adult Reddie AU ıllıllı

INTROS
• famous comedian w/strong fan following
• gets quoted on tiktok a lot, doesn’t know what tiktok is
• working with Bill on a special project
• not out yet but has a plan
• loves Eddie 😍

• first time living on his own in 40 years
• still trying not to have a crisis 24/7
• owes Bev his life
• frustrated by richie in a few different ways
•suspects he might like men 😬 not out yet

• divorced & happy
• serious relationship w/Ben
• owns her whole ass business herself
• a pillar of support to Eddie during his divorce

• simple man of simple pleasures
• the glue that holds the losers together
• can die happy now that he’s going steady with Beverly

• The Best
• Tired™
• Loves Patty 🥺

• Famous author that will never apologize for the endings of his books
• humbled to be a part of Richie’s new project
• trying to get a divorce but it would be bad PR

• multiple MAs, working as an archivist
• next year he’s going to start working on his PhD
• traveling the world, bringing souvenirs

01.

02.

03. richie’s phone 💦

04.

05.

06.

07.

08. richie’s 📲

08. part 2

09. Dinner pt. 1

10. Dinner pt. 2

11.

12. richie’s 📲

13. Eddie’s 📲

14. Eddie’s 📲

15.

16.

17. Eddie shoves Richie in a bathroom

18. “gimme your phone”

19. the tweet

20. 2 shots later...

21. they’re too drunk to notice but martha is not a fan

22. shaq accepts the challenge

23. Cher’s busy

24. trending

25. trending pt. 2

26. Dinner pt. 3

27.

28.

28 pt 2.

29. richie digs himself a deeper hole

30. eddie makes a new account

31. Richie follows Eddie’s private on his main

32. just relax eddie

33. crisis mode

34.

35.

36.

37.

38.

39. Restaurant pt. 4

40. richie’s phone

41.

42. Back at the hotel

43. bill’s phone

43. bill’s phone pt. 2

44. eddie’s phone

45. CW: marijuana use

46.

47. Richie’s 📲 (but Richie’s not the one reading it 👀)

48. oops

49. so close

50.

51. walking Eddie home

52. good night

52. (bonus)

53. hungover

54.

55. richie’s 📲

56. richie’s 📲 pt 2 😩

57. eddie’s 📲 🥺

58. richie’s 📲

59.

60.

61.

62.

63. meet richie’s boyfriend

64. richie’s 📲 👀👀👀 @ me when you know

65. Dylan

66.

67. @ Eddie’s hotel room AKA when Eddie’s mad he really does look like an angry muppet

68.

69. Richie’s 📲

70.

71. richie loves to ask questions he already knows the answers to

72. BONUS cuddle lore as requested

73.

74. PR disaster Richie Tozier steps into the ring

75. stan Twitter pt 1

Special guest appearances @princesDameron @moonbeamsoul @ruuhroh @ceicocat

76. stan Twitter pt 2 featuring one right wing guy

77. Richie’s 📲 (Dylan will be played by 90’s Eddie ty to @goudatama for the idea!)

78. breakfast at eddie’s

79.

80. special guests @moonbeamsoul & @princesDameron

81. Eddie’s 5 seconds of fame

82. Richie’s 📲

83. Dylan’s notes from Richie’s Meeting with PR

84. notification hell 🔥

85.

86. I do not see it 😔

87. read from oldest to newest the formatting got a lil fucked up

88.

89. Richie’s 📲 richie deserves a nap

90. Back @ Eds’ place (illegally)

91. Eddie’s hotel pt. 2

banter about vasectomies, Eddie says something more haunting than Judi dench at the end of Cats, & they shouldn’t touch but they want to

92. in which Eddie cares too much

93. “Tell me how it works”

94. Cuddle finale - Eddie comes to a scary realization but Richie’s fast asleep

95. 🎈 the losers return 🎈

96. Richie wakes up before Eddie to lots of notifications from good friends

97. Richie’s 📲 Richie can’t explain why talking to Bill feels different lately

98. Richie’s 📲 Dylan is just trying his best

99. Richie’s 📲 stan the man vs. Richie tozier

100. Can’t believe we’re at update 100 but this one goes out to Ben who knows they’re gay and wants the best for them

101. Eddie wakes up from his hangover nap in Richie’s chest, gay panic ensues.

102. wet dream

103. Loser’s Chat 🎈 Continued! The hotness scale

104. Losers chat 🎈 not to interrupt this intricate mating ritual -mike

105. Ben is just really charming

106. Richie’s 📲 talking to Bill is definitely weird lately

107. Richie’s 📲 Eddie and Richie text each even though they’re ten feet away

108. Stage 1: Denial

109. Richie leaves Eddie’s hotel, Eddie becomes muppet

110.

111. Bill’s 📲 Richie’s escort is here but he’s nowhere to be found

112. Richie’s 📲 swarm

113. Richie’s 📲 it’s almost like he’s a real celebrity or something

114. Richie’s 📲, Bill’s plan

115.

116. everything happens so much

117. Loser’s Club GC 🎈 Richie’s 📲 Greta thunberg ass

118. Richie’s 📲 the power of gay

119. Eddie’s 📲 he sleep 😪

120. Traveling 🚗 Don’t be suspicious

121. Eddie’s 📲 something about this feels sort of final

121. Bill’s 📲 distracted

123. Eddie’s 📲 just leave her on read

124. Eddie’s 📲 Richie’s grindr account

125. Richie’s 📲 reminder that Mike loves Bill

126. Richie’s 📲 Eddie looks like a soccer dad in sunglasses 😎🖕🏻🥺

127. Losers Dinner Club 🎈

128. Richie’s 📲 Richie unloads on Ben, Ben tries to be supportive but

129. Richie’s 📲 runaway

130. Richie’s 📲 dance with me, then

131. Richie’s 📲 see you next week

132.

133. wild thoughts

134. Richie’s 📲 can you make sure Eddie’s not too mad?

135. Eddie’s 📲 Hollywood assholes

136. Richie’s 📲 thanks Stan the man 😔

137. Richie’s 📲 Richie sucks part 1

138. Richie’s 📲 Richie sucks part 2

139. Dylan’s 📲 thanks, Boss!

140. aftermath on private

141. Bill’s 📲 Stan comes for the throat

142.

- TIMESKIP -

143. Bev’s 📲 brunch w/Eds

144. Bev’s 📲 Eddie “May I Speak To Your Manager” Kaspbrak

145.

146. it’s been one month since stan twitter’s seen Richie’s dad bod @nixcarraway @HaderH0e @spagheddieman

147.

148. Bev and Eddie get brunch and Eddie doesn’t contract an extremely rare disease from dog piss pt. 1

149. Love? I don’t know what you’re talking about pt. 2

150. Richie’s 📲 it’s been a while, spaghetti

151. Richie’s 📲 🖕🏻😍🖕🏻

152. Stage 2: Anger

153. nothing goes unnoticed by stan twitter @pescaeds @moonbeamsoul @nixcarraway

154. not a date just dinner on FaceTime 😳

155. fellas is it gay if the dinner you’re getting with your best friend is over FaceTime because you’re across the country? Pt 1

156. Richie apologizes, flirts with, and pisses off eddie in the span of 5 minutes. FaceTime pt. 2

157. 🥺 FaceTime Pt. 3

158. Bill’s 📲 I know you’re in there somewhere, Bill

159. Bill’s 📲 “Go be the Bill Denbrough who led us through the best and worst summers of our lives”

160. Stan really is pt. 1

the fucking best pt. 2

161. Bev’s 📲 the bill redemption arc continues: Eddie edition

162. Bev’s 📲 the Bill redemption arc: Stan edition

163. Dylan’s 📲 secret project

164. Dylan’s 📲 pray for Dylan to not get fired for whatever he’s doing

165. Dylan’s 📲 Richie be nice to Dylan challenge! More about their Richie’s feelings towards Dylan will be revealed later

166.

167. Eddie’s 📲 protective Eddie is here and he’s not having it

168. Eddie’s 📲 The nail on Hollywood Bill’s coffin

169. Bill’s 📲 Stan Enters the Ring

170. Richie’s 📲 Big Bill begs for forgiveness

171. Richie’s 📲 drink responsibly, Dylan’s paying for it!

172. Richie’s 📲 👀👀👀

173. Richie’s 📲 Dylan and Richie

174. this sucks

175. Eddie’s 📲 someone’s jealous

176. Richie’s 📲 Yeah I wanna see you

177. Richie FaceTiming Eddie while he gets ready to go out with Stan & Bill 🥺 not pictured: Stan wishing they would shut the fuck up

178. Dylan's meeting 💡 pastebin.com/QLNnf238

179. drunk, Richie breaks the radio silence 🍻

180. now who's had one too many? 🤔
(ty @spagheddieman)

181. Richie’s 📲 Eddie’s not mad pt. 1

182. Richie’s 📲 Eddie’s DEFINITELY not mad part. 2

183. Eddie’s 📲 messages better left unsent

184. Eddie’s BEEN mad

185. #NEIBOLT

186. Stan twitter reacts to Richie and Bill’s drunk pics @eddiekaspbrxk @nixcarraway @moonbeamsoul @spagheddieman @pescaeds @HaderH0e

187. please say yes

188. Richie’s 📲 some bonus texts

189. welcome back rich @gaspraks @moonbeamsoul @princesDameron @spagheddieman @ruuhroh

290. “Your fans missed you” vs Die Mad @spagheddieman

191. the return of the twink

192. Eddie says “fuck bichie rights”

(@spagheddieman @pescaeds)

193. Richie’s 📲 Richie wakes up, immediately pisses off eddie part 1

194. Richie’s 📲 Eddie and Richie talk sex, gay relationships, and Richie casually drops that he dated Dylan for a year - part 2

195. time to play: what kind of crisis is Eddie Kaspbrak having today? 🤔

196. Richie’s 📲 Richie realizes he doesn’t make any sexual jokes about Eddie so he tries to but things go horribly wrong - part 3

197. Not pictured: Bill and stan seeing these tweets and just shaking their heads at each other while he pukes one room over

198. Losers’ Club 🎈Eddie’s not mad HES NOT MAD he’s not mad

199. The fun is just beginning, right?? ⚰️

200. Exclusive Interview | Writer Bill Denbrough teams up with Richie Tozier for upcoming film based on their childhood.

medium.com/@mashtrouth/bi…

201. finally, some positive press for Richie Tozier! Dylan's plan is working😊

202. Before you ask, no he’s not mad

203. Richie’s 📲 time for some bichie

204. Eddie’s 📲 Eddie “I’m not mad” Kaspbrak

205. Richie’s 📲 Bill again? You wouldn’t understand

206. @ Eddie’s divorce apartment - Eddie’s Confession 💔

207. Eddie’s not annoying he’s just Eddie

208. Eddie’s confession part 2 💔
“But I wanted to do so much more.”

209. Richie’s 📲 Ben’s trying his best to be supportive

210. Eddie’s confession part 3 💔 Bev finds out who made the tweets

211. Eddie’s confession part 4 💔 Bev and Eddie are two people whose lives paralleled each other’s for so long that they understand each other’s pain better than anyone else

212. Bev’s 📲 Eddie’s itinerary 🛫

213. Eddie’s 📲 Bev works her magic

214. Eddie’s confession part 5 💔[FINAL]

215. Richie’s 📲 Can it be next month already?

216. - TIMESKIP -

217.

218. Richie’s 📲 this close 🤏🏼

219. Richie’s 📲 Reunion 🥺

220. In which Eddie is anxious flyer on his two private accounts

221. Richie & Eddie Reunite @ BUR 🛬 Their LA life together begins 🥺 part 1

222. Eddie Arrives @ Richie’s Place 🏠 Their LA life together begins 🥺 part 2

223. Bev’s 📲 married

224. Bev’s 📲 you should go tell him that

225. Bev’s 📲 Richie & Eddie support group (everyone but Richie & Eddie)

Bev’s evil plan 🥰

226. Bev’s 📲 just kiss already ❤️

227. Bev’s 📲 The Loser’s Club Vs. the Richie & Eddie Support Group

228. Richie’s 📲 time to come clean 😔

229. Shower thoughts 🚿

230. Eddie Comes Out — of the Shower 🚿 Richie knows it’s now or never

231. Eddie was the fucking sun and Richie finally wasn’t hung over

232. Bev’s 📲 Richie & Eddie support group 😳 mike is a bi icon

233. Bill’s 📲 Aren’t you married?

234. Richie & Eddie’s New LA Lifestyle 😳 (18+ Lewd but not p*rn)

235. Speaking of Dylan... (Richie definitely won’t be checking his email before morning)

236. (NSFW 18+) Eddie & Richie’s LA Lifestyle
archiveofourown.org/works/22692340…

237. Richie texts some people who are definitely sleeping but he’s too amped up to sleep

238. Richie’s 📲 The next morning

239. Richie’s 📲 it takes really long to get anywhere in LA

240. Bev’s 📲 Bev found out they said they love each other and she needs to know the details

241. Bev’s 📲 Losers Club 🎈
Eddie: 😡
Richie: 😪

242. oh, to be in love with Richie Tozier

243. Eddie answers the phone, Dylan gets the answer he wanted to hear but it hurts all the same

244. Dylan’s 📲 Audra and Dylan are really close

245. Special Valentines Day Treat ❤️ Richie & Eddie hit snooze part 1

246. Richie & Eddie hit snooze part 2 ❤️ Eddie practically asks Richie to spend the rest of his life with him then proceeds to act like going out for a nice dinner is a big commitment

247. Richie’s 📲 the way Richie texts Stan and Bev is very different

248. Richie’s 📲 the way Richie texts Bev

249. Eddie’s 📲 I think I just proposed to Richie

250. Richie’s 📲 Under the Bleachers

251. what happened under the bleachers, eds?

252. Eddie’s 📲 Being myself is so scary, I’ve never been allowed to do that

253. Richie’s 📲 HUG HIM 🥺

254. Eddie’s 📲 We’re so fucking stupid

255. running late 🚗

256. Richie’s 📲 Dylan and Eddie are going to be best friends

257. Audra’s 📲 running late?

258. Bev’s 📲 Losers’ Club 🎈no sexting in the group chat AKA Richie’s nervous

259. Eddie’s 📲 scenic Eddie’s neck 😳

260. Richie’s 📲 Stan will always be the first loser he texts about Eddie Kaspbrak

261. Bill’s 📲 dinner plans 💔

262. Audra’s 📲 Bill Denbrough is a pillow princess

263. Eddie’s 📲 r/reddie: My (41 m) subs (40m, 40m) have unionized.

264. Bill’s 📲 the reason bill cancelled

265. Bev’s 📲 Losers’ Club 🎈 I’m getting dinner with Bill’s wife or I’d go 😛

266. Eddie’s 📲 ain’t nothing gonna break Dylan’s stride meanwhile kissing Eddie is all Richie can think about (but what’s new)

267. #NEIBOLT coming out in 2 months 😉

268. Is Audra and Bill’s marriage failing on the set of #NEIBOLT🏚?

269. Eddie’s 📲 not that you horse’s ass

270. Audra’s 📲 another bi icon enters the arena

271. Dylan’s Interview Notes for Richie!

BONUS: Audra’s questions

272. Richie’s 📲 double standards??? In Hollywood??? 😉

273.
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