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It's too late for these white women 😢 they tippled the latte
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You know who else liked lattes?
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🚨 Why you white kids so angry?
Hipster coffee shops aren't sending us their best.

#Townsend2020 is
calling for a total and complete shutdown of angry white latte slurpers until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
Jimmy was excited about his first day of classes at Arizona State U.

That morning he told his roommate he was "gonna come home valedictorian" "make them proud"

He left early to be the first one in class, and "I'm gonna get a latte"

Peppermint.

That afternoon, Skip texted Pauly "let's meet after work and tweak our pitch deck, I been thinking. Good ideas"

"Def, excited! This is going to be 🚀"

"Meet at Starbucks, 6?"

"Hell yeah"

Vente vanilla. Vente pumpkin spice.

6:20pm....

In the evening, Rebecca ("Becks" to her friends) & Pam finished religious study, they were excited to drive in Becks car, a bday present for perfect HS grades.
2 hrs of cruising, music & singing later they stopped for a drink.

2 Grande lattes, skim milk
The boss sent out a memo

"to the best employees and teammates! We had a great quarter, blew out our numbers. Lunch today is on me.
We're going to have it delivered to the office"

Ten minutes later another memo...

"And lattes"
Staffers thought it would be "totally rad" to make the campaign event have a youthful, party vibe.
"We love Biden"

Live music, a DJ, trivia games.

And lattes.
Caramel, toffee, butterscotch. "Flavors the kids like these days"
Was Pumpkin spice latte invented in a lab in Wuhan 🤔
Right before the CNN panel, she was a little nervous and a little tired "I need a pick me up"

Chris Cuomo came over, had a sniff "that smells good, what is it?"

It was a...
Grande 👏 Pumpkin 👏 Spice 👏 Latte 👏

50 seconds later, it began.
MLK's Letter from a Birmingham jail is one of our great letters/ remarkable historical record. Here on my blog.

Nina Turner's reading of it was spot on.
And, Hilary Rosen and Chris Cuomo are the mediocre (latte slurping) whites MLK warned about...
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