Hipster coffee shops aren't sending us their best.
calling for a total and complete shutdown of angry white latte slurpers until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
That morning he told his roommate he was "gonna come home valedictorian" "make them proud"
He left early to be the first one in class, and "I'm gonna get a latte"
"Def, excited! This is going to be 🚀"
"Meet at Starbucks, 6?"
Vente vanilla. Vente pumpkin spice.
2 hrs of cruising, music & singing later they stopped for a drink.
2 Grande lattes, skim milk
"to the best employees and teammates! We had a great quarter, blew out our numbers. Lunch today is on me.
We're going to have it delivered to the office"
Ten minutes later another memo...
"We love Biden"
Live music, a DJ, trivia games.
Caramel, toffee, butterscotch. "Flavors the kids like these days"
Chris Cuomo came over, had a sniff "that smells good, what is it?"
It was a...
Grande 👏 Pumpkin 👏 Spice 👏 Latte 👏
50 seconds later, it began.
Nina Turner's reading of it was spot on.
And, Hilary Rosen and Chris Cuomo are the mediocre (latte slurping) whites MLK warned about...