Thread by @wooaus

— woosan au ⁎⁺˳✧༚

at the age of 15, your soulmate's mark appears. it can be the first words you'll hear from them or a drawing that you'll only understand once you meet e/o.

and san just feels sad since he's got his mark, which literally is:

"fuck off, i have a boyfriend"

— #woosan au;
— side seongjoong and yungi;
— won't be THAT angsty;
— timestamps don't matter;
— have fun! ୭̥°

— wooyoung's friends ୭̥°

seonghwa is coldhearted with everyone but wooyoung, who makes him really soft. jongho and hongjoong are brothers! seonghwa, wooyoung and jongho are very famous youtubers.

— san's squad ୭̥°

yunho and mingi are dating for a couple years already, and it annoys san and yeosang a lot. they all go to the same university, also, yunho and san are coworkers.

— woo&san ୭̥°

wooyoung is really sweet, posts dance covers on youtube and majors in dance; very soft and loves everything about soulmates.

san is kinda brat, but is really soft inside. majors in dance too and works part-time; very grumpy and hates everything about soulmates.

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shameless promotion stream answer

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jongho would totally outsold celine dion noona sorry i don't make the rules

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is jongwoo a thing? 😳 what word do you think the * is

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nah they're just friends

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yeosang is me and i am yeosang, i lose my bus once a week at least

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introducing you to san's rant acc bc it's not an au if there ain't a rant acc

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about how san's feels :/ poor baby

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san is already this whipped for his soulmate even tho they have a boyfriend... i also wonder what's his soulmate tattoo

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oh?

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oopsie

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seonghwa is the wooyoung protection squad's president

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what must've happened? 👀

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i'm sorry sanie i promise your waiting will be worth it 😔✌️

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i have to fight myself to not make jongho too soft

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conciliatory dinner

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mingi is whipped your honor

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idk i just love seongjoong

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will yeosang really?

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i promise this is a woosan au

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i really do promise this is a woosan au [also, i made a typo: yeosang should've said "i introduced myself and seonghwa deadass SAID*"]

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why tho 👀

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again about the conciliatory dinner

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i wanna say something, but i can't say anything, since this something might be a spoiler

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where is this going...

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i'm sorry i can't help it

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now yeosang knows what's going on (i just noticed i made yeosang call yunho 'hyung' out of habit 💀 just ignore it please)

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oh san...

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meanwhile...

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san is regaining hope 🤯

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yeosnag... more like yeoSNACK ha ha sorry

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woo is one of those people who didn't attend to chemistry's classes at school

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if you didn't notice seonghwa is always there to remind everyone this is a woosan au

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there's a timeskip of 2 weeks bc i suck at writing ppl meeting e/o sorry

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san is back to his usual account!! and yunho and san are back and better than ever (sorry mingi!)

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yes if you don't remember mingi likes animes 😔✌️my favs are kirishima and todoroki but i thought about bakugou for mingi

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👀

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👀

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the characters' opinion do reflect the writer's opinion

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why is yeosang making things harder for himself

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jongho likes bruno mars

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me to wooyoung and seonghwa: i am you, i see me in you

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i have a feeling you might be aware of this already, buuuut... now you'll know for sure

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hah

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may the crisis begin

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there's a lot of info in here, pay attention 🥺

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they share a braincell but once in a while it works

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you know which "sleepover" yunho is talking about lmao

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what happened with woo pt1

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what happened with woo pt2

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the power jongho holds...

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👀

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it's valentine's dayyyyy

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our unproblematic couples 💘

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sorry i'm so weak for wooyoung's small AHOO when that guy knocked him down

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control yourself wooyoungie 🥺

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it took me 92 updates to make woosan meet, i'm sorry. also, i hope you don't mind the next few updates will be narrated like this! i hope you enjoy 🥺

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sorry for any typos or mistakes 😔✌️

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oh sanie... also, what do you think woo's tattoo is? 👀

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wooyoung's protection squad is back at it again!

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of course, the hundredth update must be about how hot san is 😔

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jongho was spotted

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but he doesn't give a what about it

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👀

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#/prayforjongho he's about to go through tough times

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fighting, jongho! 💪

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you can do it, jongho! 💪

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on the other hand... yunho said it's a win for the gays

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i liked how "THE jung wooyoung" sounds

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yeosangie is typing~

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do you think san might back down bc of yeosang? 😕

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if you thought so: you're damn wrong.

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san wants to make some impact

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i only see jongho complaining, but i don't see jongho willing to change anything

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sanie is adorable

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yunho likes pet names~

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[pay attention at my next tweet bc it's important]

— poll

it's up to you to decide whether wooyoung talks with yeosang or not (i've showed you all perspectives). if you quote this with a good justification i MIGHT ignore the poll, soooo...

should wooyoung tell yeosang about san?

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san:
liked the video ✔️
subscribed to woo's channel ✔️

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is gayer than ever ✔️

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yes san will now receive ALL THE LOVE he never thought he would

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and woosan finally have a conversation

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"we are s o u l m a t e s"

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san is smol 🥺

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idk i love hongjoong and wooyoung

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every breath u take seonghwa will be watchin u

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i mean, they're soulmates after all

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there's two kinds of people. what do you think woosan will do? 👀

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i'd like to thank you for your support till now. i was very surprised by the amount of votes in the poll! it makes me so happy that there are people reading and enjoying this au. thanks to those who share their thoughts with me too (quoting or on my ccat). i'll word harder!

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san's decision is... 👀

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but woo...

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"you can just hug jongho", hongjoong said

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you voted almost unanimously for wooyoung talk to yeosang! but keep in mind they're both messes right now, they haven't understood everything yet

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they've had a long talk

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a very long talk

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jongho when chaos happens: ugh annoying

jongho when chaos doesn't happen: ugh boring

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talking with wooyoung was very helpful to our boy yeosangie 💗

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the L word scares sannie shh don't say it out loud

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yaaay a sleepover

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wooyoung works at low speed but at least he works

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wooyoung really had to stalk san

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yungi want attention too 🥺

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sometimes the confident gay inside san just jumps out

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last update for today i hope you enjoyed it 🥺💘

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everyone has a soft spot for yunho, i don't make the rules. even if you don't bias yunho, he's still gonna be your bias

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do you think joongie' credit card is safe?

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👀

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yeosang knows the protocol

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dumb san

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dumber woo (yes i meant to say woosan are dumb&dumber)

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seongjoong being wild and fearless

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here i'd like to provide you some proof, this is jongho's twt acc

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here i'd like to provide you more angsty

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just kidding

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they just wanna be together, your honor, is this illegal? 😔

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yes they gay, just let them be

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jongho wants to play mafia 🥺

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is she ready for mingi tho?

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more jonghos

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they are all dumbs

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seonghwa can't stand wooyoung being soft for someone who isn't jongho, that's a fact

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sannie is curious

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jongho is always doing god's work

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to me both couples are cute ☹️

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they deserve each other

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indeed

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poor jongho and yeosang 😭 i know what it feels like to be the only single in your group of friends

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san ain't getting over this soulmate thing

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badump badump

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yeosang wants someone rich so he can live the best of y/n life

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and it may begin

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yeosang likes to dress well 🤷🏻‍♀️

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we're all nervous, wooyoung.

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and that's it for today 😚

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👀

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are they... you know...

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☹️

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san is whipped

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mingi censors nothing

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i made up every name and user, so if there's someone with this users for real it's a coincidence i'm sorry!!! anyway tag yourself i'm meghan

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woo is scared of seonghwa seeing him with his phone when everyone is playing together

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where did woosan go? 👀

— poll!

okay, i'm gonna need your help now. i won't tell you what is this, vote by instinct 👀

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you voted for 🌊... just for your information, it affected directly woo's tattoo :D

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i love stars too

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i hope you aren't disappointed with me bc of woo's tattoo and these updates 🥺

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happy 200th update 🥳🥳🥳

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😗😗

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i'm sorry i suck at making edits 😭 but at least you can have an idea what woo's tattoo looks like

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yes you can my baby boy 🥺

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jongho is too cute isn't he

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happy birthday, @vantexari 💘🥳🎂

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they all got along pretty well 💗 and that's it for today!

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i'm here even though jongho didn't post anything and my missing jongho hours are more intense than ever

look they all have a group chat now 🤡

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pizza night turned into a big sleepover

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yeah hongjoong and jongho are rich boys

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mingi has no point at all, yungi best boys

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i love my unproblematic couples

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i wonder why

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they're getting themselves ready to sleep

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yes jongho and wooyoung are dumb keep scrolling (actually, don't keep scrolling, stop for a while and read the update)

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that's it for today since i miss jongho! what do you think hwa is going to do? 👀

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i mean, woo and san Are very flexible

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i like meghan

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[narrator] Mingi had just one moment of bravery in his life.

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😳

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oh my, how cliche of you seonghwa

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ehhh? 👀

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remember to never force your friends to do anything that might make them uncomfortable/sad/etc, it's never funny if someone gets hurt (physically or not)

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"not you"

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then...

(brazilian atinys are doing a streaming party for ateez, could you help using the tag and joining the party as well? 💖 #AtinysSpotifyParty
@ATEEZofficial)

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then...... #AtinysSpotifyParty

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let's play? #AtinysSpotifyParty

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one...

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two...

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three...

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four...

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and that's it for today

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just kidding, but i'll allow wooyoung to do the honors

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and that's it for today (for real now), i hope you've enjoyed!! 🥺 pls let me know what you think 🥺

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cuddling? 😳

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meghan is the only person in this whole au who has braincells

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hongjoong lost his patience

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☹️

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yeosangie is happy

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who is the most whipped one here i don't even know

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"baby" "honey" and still shy 😏

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welcome back to san's rant acc

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san is cute 😣

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oh 👀

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and wooyoung's reaction

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????? wooyoung i swear to god

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omg you scared us woo 🥺

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they're so gay wtf

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what do you think san has planned? 🤡

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yeah that's how it goes i guess

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later that night...

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anna is dumb we been knew (before dumb ppl come after me yeah ReFeReNcEs, and yeah i stan nct so pls)

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i understand you, wooyoungie 🥺

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and that's it for today, since i've reached my limit. hope you've enjoyed reading it even if i haven't updated so much.

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hi i'm sorry it took me so long to update 🥺

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jongsan is so cute i can't (don't worry, we ain't getting back to those times i'd remember everyone it's a woosan au on every update) (i just did) (but don't worry)

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don't be afraid to worry your friends when you're not feeling well 💗

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jongho wants to be ˢᵗʳᵒⁿᵍ

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both

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there is an easter egg in here but you'll never know

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woo knows he's just trying to show some love

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and that's it for today, sorry for the short update 😭

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what worries woo before the date

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what worries san

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oh? 👀

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yeosangie 🥺🥺🥺

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:D

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he what now

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mhmm? 👀

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sweet chaos

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and that's it for today! sorry for being a short update again, i hope you've enjoyed tho 💗 thanks for everyone reading this!

— poll time!

choose one.

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so here we were...

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i mean it took more than a month for yeosang to reply jongho 🥺 i'm sorry everyone

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BRO he said

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the only thing straight about jongho in here is that he's straightforward

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poor sanie

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yes yeosang swears a lot wbk

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oh no

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i'm sorry jongho it broke my heart writing this but i'll let yeosang do the honors

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yeosang is trying really hard not to be rude or disrespect jongho's insecurities

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it feels right

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so right

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emergency wee woo wee woo seonghwa is still the only one i trust in this au