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How on earth did 🐍 @ewarren slither 2.2 miles to go to @McDonalds when it is *literally* down the block from the Marriott she's standing in front of?
@ComfortablySmug @ewarren @McDonalds To make matters even more incredible, her hotel has, wait for it, *free coffee*! She can't even lie about coffee properly 🤯☕️ expedia.com/North-Conway-H…
@ComfortablySmug @ewarren @McDonalds Only @ewarren can make this look like 2.2 miles! McDonalds is visible from the front yard of the Marriott! See for yourself: google.com/maps/@44.02825…
I hope that @ewarren, who totally does not have 2.2 miles’ worth of snow on her boots, doesn’t spill the coffee since she can’t put the lid on!
@ewarren INBOX:

2.2 Miles to Get @McDonalds Coffee! Don't spill it or you're a 🐍 like @ewarren!

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