"Why maiden why, are you so very shy?
Pray don't imagine for a moment I,
Am on the point of making love to you,
For you are much mistaken if you do"
"Try the doctor section."
"Need to call him a big baldy twat."
"Big baldy twat doctor section, aisle three."
"Hmm, it's good but I really want him to kill himself."
"Kill yourself you big baldy twat, aisle three."
"He's 47 and called Greg."