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Feb 15, 2020 โ€ข 135 tweets โ€ข 63 min read โ€ข Read on X
*ยฐโ€ข.๐˜›๐˜ฆ๐˜น๐˜ต & ๐˜ˆ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต .โ€ขยฐ*
(a reylo social media, pride & prejudice au)

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a short temper must be in want of a vibe check.
Rey, and the r/AITA community, are happy to oblige.

@textfichub
Choose your fighter
A uni party at last
what a disagreeable man. her poor nerves.
(and her final judgement)
meanwhile
the r/AITA is... far less supportive of him
time to accept your judgement
(and that is it for tonight, happy reylo valentine's, everyone!) #Reylo #ReyloValentines
(I forgot to number the previous ones XD so let's start from:)
6. Poe thinks he's such a suave mf
7. Finn: "mark me down as scared and horny"
8. Rey: blinking_white_guy.gif
9. Someone's excited
10. Aaaaand then they're not
11. Ofc Ben is the only one without IG. Not that Rey would tag him anyway.
12. BUT: he does have a twitter ๐Ÿ‘€
13. When a girl with pretty brown eyes gets your phone number somehow: expectation x reality
14. Rey grasping at straws here.
15. Stupid Ben showing off with his coffee and giant hands
16. Rey finding out all the ways in which Ben Solo is, apparently, an asshole
17. And I heard Solo left Mr. Wickam without a single penny to his name. AND that he wrote the screenplay of BvS. Andโ€”
18. When Finn said he wasn't good at this, he wasn't kidding
19. Poe trying to sail this stormpilot ship, but it's got more pple on board than he intended
20. Poe's chemical bromance
21. Ben, bisexual nerd, to the rescue
22. Huge Handsโ„ข strikes at the winter market
23. And would you look at the pictures Ben took
24. Rey will thank Ben the day she dies, but she'll post the picture anyway
25. A wild smiley Ben Solo appears! Liked by ๐Ÿ‘€
26. At least Rey knows she's part of the problem. Maybe she can still fix it.
27. Reddit pple have their doubts about Finn's situation
28. Ben has a related problem
29. And a small lede burying there re: Rey
30. r/relationships helped Ben come to a decision
31. Also: Poe has a small collection of Ben's pics, which you really gotta appreciate
32. Whatever Ben told Poe, it sure had an effect, as Finn soon finds out
32. Rey and Rose to the rescue!
33. Shitty movie night + food is what really anyone needs to get over a broken heart, no jokes here, istfg
34. Not even all the pizza and all the shitty movies can substitute listening to break-up songs on loop, though :(
35. Meanwhile,
36. Ben Solo is such a good friend, apparently
37. Not that Rey or Rose would agree. Or Finn, for that matter
38. "Throw Ben Solo in a pit" -- JJ Abrams and Rey, apparently
39. Mean-fucking-while, someone's back in the r/relationships asking for advice, bc clueless virgin
40. The reddit pple are always there for you when you need them. Well. Some of them.
41. But ihaveabadfeelingaboutthis is absolutely right
42. But Ben's got his hands full already with someone else
43. Ben updates the reddit community
44. And the community is asking all the right questions
45. While Rey wants to take a shower after the whole thing
46. Ben has a few things to say about Rey's accusations
47. The adventures of Ben Solo in plagiarism, in case you guys were wondering about THAT
48. Rey's doing a little thinking after Ben's email
49. Or, you know. A lot of thinking.
50. And the reddit community is always there to tell it like it is. Also, at least one of them was paying attention
51. Let's all thank reddit user ani for linking Rey to a couple of posts
52. So at least now she's changed his name on her phone ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™
53. And is bringing some receipts for Ben, bc she will fight for Finn's honor to the end XD
54. Rey's doing some unblocking right now. And maybe some snorting, bc goddammit, he's RIGHT
55. And THAT means now Ben can see her tweets again (did he even notice he was blocked? No or absolutely not?)
56. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€
57. Rose is freaking out, ofc, bc the current economy is shit
58. But what if someone Knew People?
59. Rose's such a good copy editor.
60. She IS a total boss, Rey, thank you. She's also something else.
61. Rose comes back from her lunch with Leia like ๐Ÿ˜
62. And Rey decides it's time to move past simply unblocking: there's following...
63. ...and also snooping in Poe's twitter (bc Ben will be caught dead before he actually posts anything fun like pictures of himself)
64. Ben is so tired.
65. And Rey's ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€
66. Rose, as usual, the voice of reason
67. A few hours and a couple of coffee cups later, a white flag. And maybe more.
(And look who stole a picture to use in her contacts ๐Ÿ‘€)
68.
69. He sucks at lying. A great quality in a man.
70.
71. Open those gates, you guys
72. Rey may or may not be allergic to speaking of her own feelings seriously
73. A Ramblerโ„ข, ladies and gentlemen.
74.
75. Rey wtf XD
76.
77.
78. If Rey doesn't have a name, Ben is more than ready to give her one.
79. And we're here at long last.
80. She understands herself perfectly, while he underestimates his own power.

(last one of the day ^^)
81. Rey has a simple request, and so does Ben
82. The Rambler strikes again
83. Rey "I have no pictures of you ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿคฅ" Johnson
84. "This should be okay." Ben. ffs.
85. An "ig".
86. Welcome to the 21st century, Ben
87. why you always lyin', Finn
88. But maybe he's not alone in this
89. Poe's never ending collection of Ben Solo Pictures strikes again
90. Poe heard that "Poe." in his soul
91. Ben righting wrongs. ๐Ÿ™
92. Poe has his own wrongs to right...
93. ...and causes a generalized freak-out.
94. Rey goes to her sPy
95. SHE'S BACK
96. And this time, Finn has to do this RIGHT
97. Back to what currently matters to herself:
98. Stormpilot is finally, finally sailing, everyone. ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘Œ
99. Meanwhile, Ben has some wrongs to himself to right
100. They're both great at words.
101.
102. "So what I could've died from a burst appendix? It's nothing to worry about, mom!" ๐Ÿ˜‘
103. And Ben knows just the person who would love to hear the news
104. I would like you all to know that Ben typed "asidhel" very carefully.
105. And another small truth comes out XD Rey may or may not be a fan, who's to tell?!
106. Look who's beginning to have fun things to post about ๐Ÿ˜ญ
107. And the matchmakers are watching ๐Ÿ‘€
108. Rey has another question for the reddit community
109. And this time, user ani has decided to DM her, bc enough is enough
110. Stormpilot sails smoothly, meanwhile.
111. Here we go.
112.
113. Rey may or may not be shook
114.
115. Did you guys know he makes 10,000 pounds a YEAR?!
116. Poe celebrates the new development in his own fashion, ofc.
117. Ben Solo Strikes Back
118. May, 2020.
(with a tiny bg gingerrose, bc ofc โ™ฅ)
119. October, 2020
120.
121. May, 2021
122. July, 2021. Uncle Lando's house.
123. December, 2021
123. The C Reveal at long last

(...I can't help thinking of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, though. "You named the dog Indiana?!" Like father, like son XD)
124. April, 2022.
"But I do."
125.
126. October, 2022
Rey "It's Not Too Late" Johnson
127.
128. A Solo, through and through.
129. 6 hours later
130. And the rest of their lives
131. Fin โ™ฅ

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