Thread by @thehobbem

*°•.𝘛𝘦𝘹𝘵 & 𝘈𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 .•°*
(a reylo social media, pride & prejudice au)

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a short temper must be in want of a vibe check.
Rey, and the r/AITA community, are happy to oblige.

@textfichub

Choose your fighter

A uni party at last

what a disagreeable man. her poor nerves.
(and her final judgement)

meanwhile

the r/AITA is... far less supportive of him

time to accept your judgement
(and that is it for tonight, happy reylo valentine's, everyone!) #Reylo #ReyloValentines

(I forgot to number the previous ones XD so let's start from:)
6. Poe thinks he's such a suave mf

7. Finn: "mark me down as scared and horny"

8. Rey: blinking_white_guy.gif

9. Someone's excited

10. Aaaaand then they're not

11. Ofc Ben is the only one without IG. Not that Rey would tag him anyway.

12. BUT: he does have a twitter 👀

13. When a girl with pretty brown eyes gets your phone number somehow: expectation x reality

14. Rey grasping at straws here.

15. Stupid Ben showing off with his coffee and giant hands

16. Rey finding out all the ways in which Ben Solo is, apparently, an asshole

17. And I heard Solo left Mr. Wickam without a single penny to his name. AND that he wrote the screenplay of BvS. And—

18. When Finn said he wasn't good at this, he wasn't kidding

19. Poe trying to sail this stormpilot ship, but it's got more pple on board than he intended

20. Poe's chemical bromance

21. Ben, bisexual nerd, to the rescue

22. Huge Hands™ strikes at the winter market

23. And would you look at the pictures Ben took

24. Rey will thank Ben the day she dies, but she'll post the picture anyway

25. A wild smiley Ben Solo appears! Liked by 👀

26. At least Rey knows she's part of the problem. Maybe she can still fix it.

27. Reddit pple have their doubts about Finn's situation

28. Ben has a related problem

29. And a small lede burying there re: Rey

30. r/relationships helped Ben come to a decision

31. Also: Poe has a small collection of Ben's pics, which you really gotta appreciate

32. Whatever Ben told Poe, it sure had an effect, as Finn soon finds out

32. Rey and Rose to the rescue!

33. Shitty movie night + food is what really anyone needs to get over a broken heart, no jokes here, istfg

34. Not even all the pizza and all the shitty movies can substitute listening to break-up songs on loop, though :(

35. Meanwhile,

36. Ben Solo is such a good friend, apparently

37. Not that Rey or Rose would agree. Or Finn, for that matter

38. "Throw Ben Solo in a pit" -- JJ Abrams and Rey, apparently

39. Mean-fucking-while, someone's back in the r/relationships asking for advice, bc clueless virgin

40. The reddit pple are always there for you when you need them. Well. Some of them.

41. But ihaveabadfeelingaboutthis is absolutely right

42. But Ben's got his hands full already with someone else

43. Ben updates the reddit community

44. And the community is asking all the right questions

45. While Rey wants to take a shower after the whole thing

46. Ben has a few things to say about Rey's accusations

47. The adventures of Ben Solo in plagiarism, in case you guys were wondering about THAT

48. Rey's doing a little thinking after Ben's email

49. Or, you know. A lot of thinking.

50. And the reddit community is always there to tell it like it is. Also, at least one of them was paying attention

51. Let's all thank reddit user ani for linking Rey to a couple of posts

52. So at least now she's changed his name on her phone 🙏🙏🙏

53. And is bringing some receipts for Ben, bc she will fight for Finn's honor to the end XD

54. Rey's doing some unblocking right now. And maybe some snorting, bc goddammit, he's RIGHT

55. And THAT means now Ben can see her tweets again (did he even notice he was blocked? No or absolutely not?)

56. 👀👀👀

57. Rose is freaking out, ofc, bc the current economy is shit

58. But what if someone Knew People?

59. Rose's such a good copy editor.

60. She IS a total boss, Rey, thank you. She's also something else.

61. Rose comes back from her lunch with Leia like 😍

62. And Rey decides it's time to move past simply unblocking: there's following...

63. ...and also snooping in Poe's twitter (bc Ben will be caught dead before he actually posts anything fun like pictures of himself)

64. Ben is so tired.

65. And Rey's 👀👀👀

66. Rose, as usual, the voice of reason

67. A few hours and a couple of coffee cups later, a white flag. And maybe more.
(And look who stole a picture to use in her contacts 👀)

68.

69. He sucks at lying. A great quality in a man.

70.

71. Open those gates, you guys

72. Rey may or may not be allergic to speaking of her own feelings seriously

73. A Rambler™, ladies and gentlemen.

74.

75. Rey wtf XD

76.

77.

78. If Rey doesn't have a name, Ben is more than ready to give her one.

79. And we're here at long last.

80. She understands herself perfectly, while he underestimates his own power.

(last one of the day ^^)

81. Rey has a simple request, and so does Ben

82. The Rambler strikes again

83. Rey "I have no pictures of you 🤥🤥🤥" Johnson

84. "This should be okay." Ben. ffs.

85. An "ig".

86. Welcome to the 21st century, Ben

87. why you always lyin', Finn

88. But maybe he's not alone in this

89. Poe's never ending collection of Ben Solo Pictures strikes again

90. Poe heard that "Poe." in his soul

91. Ben righting wrongs. 🙏

92. Poe has his own wrongs to right...

93. ...and causes a generalized freak-out.

94. Rey goes to her sPy

95. SHE'S BACK

96. And this time, Finn has to do this RIGHT

97. Back to what currently matters to herself:

98. Stormpilot is finally, finally sailing, everyone. 💖👌

99. Meanwhile, Ben has some wrongs to himself to right

100. They're both great at words.

101.

102. "So what I could've died from a burst appendix? It's nothing to worry about, mom!" 😑

103. And Ben knows just the person who would love to hear the news

104. I would like you all to know that Ben typed "asidhel" very carefully.

105. And another small truth comes out XD Rey may or may not be a fan, who's to tell?!

106. Look who's beginning to have fun things to post about 😭

107. And the matchmakers are watching 👀

108. Rey has another question for the reddit community

109. And this time, user ani has decided to DM her, bc enough is enough

110. Stormpilot sails smoothly, meanwhile.

111. Here we go.

112.

113. Rey may or may not be shook

114.

115. Did you guys know he makes 10,000 pounds a YEAR?!

116. Poe celebrates the new development in his own fashion, ofc.

117. Ben Solo Strikes Back

118. May, 2020.
(with a tiny bg gingerrose, bc ofc ♥)

119. October, 2020

120.

121. May, 2021

122. July, 2021. Uncle Lando's house.

123. December, 2021

123. The C Reveal at long last

(...I can't help thinking of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, though. "You named the dog Indiana?!" Like father, like son XD)

124. April, 2022.
"But I do."

125.

126. October, 2022
Rey "It's Not Too Late" Johnson

127.

128. A Solo, through and through.

129. 6 hours later

130. And the rest of their lives

131. Fin ♥