Thread by @hinacrown

🌕 16 MONTHS; a wangxian social media au 🌑

For 16 months, Wei Ying has been completely unreachable, but when Sizhui goes through his first heartbreak, he decides to go back to help him only to find that everything he messed up isn’t as messed up as he thought.

Modern era, but the settings are the same and I do whatever the fuck I want to do with laws and other stuff. They also have swords, as a treat.

🕓📅 Timestamps do mean shit (unless I fuck it up).

⚠️ Warnings ⚠️

Wei Ying uses disgustingly cute nicknames for Sizhui all the time
There’s heartbreak and misunderstandings
Xue Yang is more of a dipshit than he already is
Also: internalized homophobia

Now, introductions!

WEI WUXIAN (master Wei to you); graphic artist. He's been out of the map for 16 months after some things he fucked up.

LAN WANGJI; plays and teaches Guqin

LAN SIZHUI; an absolute baby. He's in highschool

JIANG YANLI; model (and owns a bakery)

JIANG CHENG; Studying politics at university

WEN QING; model, and has a natural medicine/flower shop.

WEN NING; he's trying. Works in the flower shop.

XIAO XINGCHEN; certified angel. Future ophtalmologist

XUE YANG; the devil

(xuexiao ensues)

YILING; Wei Ying's side/private account

AH QING; queen of magic and hand tricks

JIN LING, LAN JINGYI, OUYANG ZIZHEN;
also known as: Lan Sizhui's squad.

Other people that appear from time to time:

NIE HUSIANG; highschool teacher (and has a podcast)

JIN GUANGYAO; intern university teacher.

JIN ZIXUAN; student and future headmaster of Langling university.

MIAN MIAN; pastry chef!

LAN XICHEN; university professor (political science)

BONUS ACCOUNTS (that won't be used for anything but I enjoyed making them):

LOTUS BAKERY (YanLi's and Mian Mian's bakery)
RED CARNATION (the Wen's flower/natural medicine shop)

And here starts the story!

🕓📅 PROLOGUE; 2018

1) messed up

2) he blocked him...

3) the :( face

4) sizhui's worried

5) not him too :(

6) ?

7) AND his favorite

8) [you can no longer contact this number]

9) master wei

10) please

11) :(

12) dramatic

13) double sad face

14) zixuan no

15) he's okay

16) gone

🕓📅 END OF PROLOGUE

🕓📅 Back to the present:

Tuesday, Feb 4, 2020

17) Wei Ying comes back

18) found him!!

19) 😶😶

20) Jiang Cheng pt.I

21) Jiang Cheng pt.II

22) he never answered...

23) XianXian ft. Shi Jie

24) unworthy

25) their place

26) wtf

27) it's a signal

28) that was fast

29) so so so so so so so SO sorry

30) !!!

31) 😊🌸💕

32) JUST that last one [sorry]

33) Sizhui, please insist

34) um...

35) roger that

36) "i miss you too"

37) worried papa lan zhan, checked

38) mn

39) 🤗💕

40) breaking his heart

41) xue yang? don't know him. there's only ah yang here

42) make it quick 💦💦💦

43) master jin guangyao~

44) his loss

45) the things one has to hear...

46) xiao xingchen; done for the night

47) pink 💦

48) 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

49) poor ah qing...

50) love makes people bling huh?

51) good company 💕 (check out yanli's post breakup movie collection)

52) ...................

That's it for now! 🤗

53) A Sect™

54) bring the gossip!!

55) pingu

56) *sigh*

57) a Suspicious Happening™

58) daddy lan zhan

59) 📞🐰

60) heartache

61) late late wei ying

62) oh

63) that big mouth of his

64) late and vulnerable wei ying

65) 💖

66) unconvinced

67) why

68) LANGUAGE

69) 1h 1min 50sec

70) love of his life

🕓📅 Wednesday, Feb 5, 2020

71) happy lan wangji

72) old pal

73) ??

74) a disturbance in the force

75) yikes

76) ☺️☺️☺️

77) same

78) not a DAY

79) xingchen !!!

80) someone he knows?

81) a grown up relationship

82) the L word

83) to "talk"

84) xingchen and the mass murderer

85) please don't be a tomb

86) shi jie

87) master wei

88) little sizhui

89) 👀

90) every hour of the day

91) sweet things

92) can't wait 💖

93) aching heart

94) they're ready ⚔️

95) HE'S !! AN ANGEL !!

96) they'll make ah yuan feel better 💪🏽💪🏽

97) no?????? lol

98) jiang cheng >:( !

99) WAFFLE PENISES

100) shameless...

101) :(

102) ouyang

103) BEST cupcakes

104) yanli is ready !!

105) ah qing 💘

106) pink carnation 🌷🌸🌺

107) 🌸

108) not what he expected

109) lan dad and son comfort food

110) thank you

111) kinda

That's it for now!!

⚠️ Just a warning: this is gonna be a shitass long au. This isn't even the beginning and we're already in 111... get ready for a long fucking ride!!

⚠️ And also: some of these look ugly bc it's my first au and I've been switching apps to make them... sorry!

112) the same as before

113) nothing to fix

114) 🐷🌺🍜

115) it's a promise

116) zixuan?????

117) is WAR coming back??

118) well

119) suspicious

120) settled.

121) stupid ass bitch

122) 🐷🌺🍜 + favourite person

123) FAVORITE???

124) jiang cheng... jin ling... i feel you

125) and wen qing?

126) package

127) 💦

128) wen ning's fav person ♥️

129) Jingyi...

130) jingyi ft. panic

131) **momentary panic

132) sizhui :(

133) a little

134) 📞

135) all the pain? deserved

136) he knows

137) XUE YANG LEAVE THE PHONE FFS

138) XUE YANG I SWEAR !!!!

139) master 💦

140) he just wants to be respected 😔✊

141) night night

🕓📅 Thursday 5, February, 2020

142) morning delivery! (and self insert)

143) mian mian's bakery's goodies

144) a surprise for little sizhui

145) he'll be there

146) almond flowers (and people who love you)!

147) of course

148) videogames

149) wen qing's natural medicines

150) sleepover!

151) DON'T READ IT IN A SEXY WAY!!

152) lan xichen is a good big bro 😔✊

🕓📅 Friday 7, February, 2020

153) uh oh

154) he's not avoiding you >:(

155) see? he's not!

156) LAN JINGYI I SWEAR

157) so leave

158) done

159) uh oh

Goodnight 🌺✨

160) sizhui :(

161) grocery shopping

162) just kids

163) love you

164) but you sent it 🤷‍♀️

165) 🙊

166) you do

167) wen qing...

168) a genius 💘

169) xianxian

170) empty house ??

171) heart full of love (and doughnuts) ((and you))

🕓📅 Saturday 8, February, 2020

172) morning flowers

173) 📞 flower management 📞

174) too obvious

175) strict dad party killer fun repellant

176) you boring master

177) aren't we all

178) he just wants to know

179) it's him

180) oh?

181) we've been knew

182) flower girl and yanli

183) playing with swords

184) left out

185) jiang cheng ain't doing nothing 🤷‍♀️

186) life ghosts drugs sex =

187) wei wuxian, the devil master

188) lied

189) jin zixuan and the test

190) ah cheng is here ✨

191) just you

🕓📅 Sunday 9, February, 2020

192) teaching is: hard

193) 💅💅

194) value

195) both is good

196) people who miss wei wuxian

197) fix

198) step one:

199) sorry

200) wELL

201) now to his face

202) blocked again

203) chancletazo pa ti

204) wei ying... :(

205) where to start

206) give him time

207) what about wen ning? 🤔

Aaaand cut! 🎬

I just realized some of the timestamps aren't correct ;w; everyone forgive me 'cause I ain't got time to triple check all this 😭

208) explanation pt i

209) explanation pt ii

210) explanation pt iii

211) explanation pt iv

212) sorry zixuan, but wei ying doesn't know anything

🕓📅 Monday 10, February, 2020

213) wen qing's photoshoot!

214) sizhui's favourite fruit 🍑 + loyal crew

215) mian mian's and yanli's cute bakery!

216) kid's exams

217) yeah he can see

218) can't go 24hrs without xingchen

219) ah yang is embarrassing

220) it WASN'T terrible

221) too drastic

222) dude

223) "no one" likes wei wuxian :(

224) lan sizhui and jin ling? prosthetic cousins

225) jin ling hates him

226) ready for you

227) food

228) drunk wei ying

229) he won't

🕓📅 Tuesday 11, February, 2020

230) DELETE THAT

231) when your dad calls you by your full name........

232) no 💓 for sizhui today >:(

233) ill?

234) mentally ***

235) rest

236) don't * his name

237) 🙃

238) will jiang cheng be angry 🥺?

239) it made him laugh

240) stuck with *** ******

241) rat boyfriend

242) smelly shoplifter

243) guqin class cancelled

244) if he just knew...

245) god?

246) jiang cheng

247) he did it!!!!

248) drinks? ready ✔️✔️

Me? Going to sleep ✔️✔️

249) what's wen qing's and yanli's shipname?? 🤔

250) to TEMPT him

251) if he left

252) not sure

253) double 🤮

254) JIANG CHENG ANSWERED

255) difficult

256) all good

257) hi stranger

258) good......

259) patrick

260) wei wuxian & jiang cheng pt i

261) wei wuxian & jiang cheng pt ii

262) wei wuxian & jiang cheng pt iii

263) wei wuxian & jiang cheng pt iv
(jc laughed)

264) wei wuxian & jiang cheng pt v

265) wei wuxian & jiang cheng pt vi 📞

266) wei wuxian & jiang cheng pt vii

267) jiang cheng loves him 😳

268) esto pasa en las canarias porque va una hora mal :)

269) moving back

270) uncle wen ning 💘

271) home

🕓📅 Wednesday 12, February, 2020

272) nie huaisang's podcast!

273) marvels

274) he's not the devil...

275) mars

That's all for now 💞

276) calm before the storm

277) queen

278) the pain he's receiving

🕓📅 Thursday 13, February, 2020

279) other plans

280) free magic show

281) ah qing the magic queen

282) lost wallet

283) a good night

284) you.jpg

🕓📅 Friday 14, February, 2020

285) 🐰

286) zhanzhan

🕓📅 Saturday 15, February, 2020

287) does he know?

288) reunited!!!

289) lotus pond pt i: wei wuxian

290) lotus pond pt ii: jiang yanli

291) lotus pond pt iii: lan zhan (or maybe not...)

292) lotus pond pt iv: jin ling!

293) lotus pond pt v: wen qing ❤️

294) family time

295) lipgloss for xingchen

296) now he knows!

🕓📅 Sunday 16, February, 2020

297) sugary

298) them 💕

299) 3am xue yang

300) ✔️

300 ALREADY!!! That's crazy 😱

If you like this ***** ** **** and hit reblog so more people can see it, you'll do me a great favor 😳🤗❤️

PS: I love Wen Qing
PS2: that's it for now!

🕓📅 Monday 17, February, 2020

301) jerk

302) why

303) cool glasses

304) sizhui can't really lie tbh

305) "questions"

306) not enough

307) you'll see ;)

308) best friends

309) "nothing"

310) right

311) Does he though?

312) he what ???

313) he hates this he hates this he hates this

314) ugly stuff

315) 📞

316) not ready to come out

317) xue yang i swear

318) the L word...

319) man of no faith

320) late

321)

🕓📅 Tuesday 18, February, 2020

322) lan zhan :(

323) wen siblings ft. podcast!

324) self insert pt ii

325) the romantic

326) DON'T

327) boring bnw films

328) cherish

329) shorter

Short update bc I'm locked in my house and have... too much time I guess...

330) without him

331) loud

332) cold pt i

333) cold pt ii

334) *rolls eyes*

335) shrek: the BEST movie EVER

336) "It's jUst aNimatION"

337) shrek again

338) lan's

339) wei ying having a serious crisis over lan zhan

340) just imagine...

341) why

342) naughty stuff?

343) okay :)

344) joking

🕓📅 Wednesday 19, February, 2020

345) deal

346) ouch

347) silly bunny

348) tired

349) daozhang...

350) daozhang... pt ii

351) what'd he do

352) bottle of wine

353) catholic

🕓📅 Thursday 20, February, 2020

354) help

355) clown

356) sizhui :(

357) lmao bye

358) liar

359) super promised

360) OH HO HOHOH OHOH HO

*throws peace sign* I'm out!

361) sweating across the class

362) no prob, bob!

363) ♥️

364) tonight

365) update pt i

366) update pt ii

367) not allowed!!

368) good boys

369) snack

370) ...

371) sizhui? lost ✔️

372) should he?

373) little prince

374) hmm

375) crumbs

376) explode

377) OOOIIIIII????

378) he's worried 😏

379) driver's seat

Guess who else is going to be passed out in a few minutes? ME :) Good night lovely people ❤️

380) ?

381) slaughter

382) eye

383) yes please

384) drunk sizhui pt i

385) drunk sizhui pt ii

386) drunk sizhui pt iii

🕓📅 Friday 21, February, 2020

387) podcast!

388) he TOOK YOU BACK

389) it's not him?

390) oh boi

391) the fuck

392) silence

393) too tired

394) bubbles

395) over pt i

396) over pt ii

397) Angel (again)

398) JIANG CHENG

399) furious

400) stupid boy

401) coming over

402) no dad, no nothing

403) angery

404) how could he?

405) wen ning pt i

406) wen ning pt ii

407) wen ning pt iii

408) grounded

409) parenting

410) freedom pt i

411) freedom pt ii

412) little prince

Today I'm just gonna say that I've been rereading the thread and I've seen some "heavy" mistakes in it and although there aren't many I still want to k word me 😭

413) little prince

414) they don't have to talke about it

415) adorableness

416) distance pt i

417) distance pt ii

418) distance pt iii

419) tea

420) shut up

421) vulnerable

422) little bunny

423) :(

🕔📅 Saturday 22, February, 2020

424) pink carnation

425) yaNLI

426) are they???

427) 5 missed calls

428) wild in a soft way

429) hangover

430) the creepy type

431) um, yes

432) please lordess

433) this man

434) NO

435) trust

436) mess

437) shock

438) clear pt i

439) clear pt ii

440) clear pt iii

441) ❌❌❌❌

442) get out you snake

443) 💔

444) bye

445) 🥺

446) whining

447) cursed

448) 🍨

449) the king and the scum

450) to do

451) need

452) oh?

453) everything good

454) ah qing

455) oh no :(

Shit is about to go down for a little while... but I promise everything looks worse than it actually is. I hope no one slaughters me bc of the next updates 🙃🙃

Until then, good night!!

🕔📅 Sunday 23, February, 2020

456) wangxian

457) h f s

458) can't

459) flattering

460) 💙

461) ❤️

462) email pt i

463) email pt ii

464) apparently

465) idiot

466) urge

467) two

468) 🌸💕

469) lotus and pink carnation 🌸

🕔📅 Monday 24, February, 2020

470) hm

471) @

472) h**rt

473) lala

474) gucci

475) 🙄

476) sulking

477) woof

🕔📅 Tuesday 25, February, 2020 (carnival time!)

478) 👉🏼👈🏼

479) is GOD listening?

480) he SAW

481) 🎭

482) babysitter

483) 🎭

484) 😶

485) call him

486) 😶😶😶😶😶

Oh boi... I have to leave it here........ I'm sorry 😶

487) bathroom

488) 🚗

489) 🚗🚗

490) 🚗🚗🚗

491) 👁️

492) kill him

493) blood

494) late

495) 📵

496) maybe~

497) hospital

498) sizhui pt i

499) sizhui pt ii

500) sizhui pt iii

501) sizhui pt iv

502) from: wei ying's phone 📩

503) jiang cheng.............

504) ▶️

505) at long last

506) 🕜🕜🕜

🕓📅 Wednesday 26, February, 2020

507) hmu

508) he worries :')

509) THAT bad

510) xingchen

511) something happened

512) ...

513) no x1000

514) :(

515) composure

516) they are

517) >:(

518) ⚠️⚠️⚠️

519) ❌❌

520) idiot

521) suspended

522) 🔪🔪🔪

523) 🍙

524) he DOESNTNSMTS

525) axe

526) long story

527) well

528) 🍿🍿🍿

529) xue yang pt i

530) xue yang pt ii

531) xue yang pt iiii

532) ://///

533) now what

534) consolation price

If you're feeling Things™ right now, just remember: no one wants xy dead more than (me) Wei Wuxian 💋💋💋

535) screaming

536) outside

537) trap

538) deserve

539) his side

540) honey

541) ASK !!! HIM !!!

542) !!!!!!!!!!

543) yikes

544) an hour later...

545) oh baby...

546) oh :/

547) peace? restorted

548) wait

549) 💡💡💡

550) rest

551) ah yuan

552) what's right

553) what's best

554) bro/sis/bro

🕓📅 Friday 28, February, 2020

555) new phase

556) 💔

557) WHAT

558) messenger

559) ohn oh onohnon

Good night! I'm watching "the living dead" tonight!!! Can't wait to see my good uncle/nephew babies fighting together 😭😭

560) what he meant pt i

561) what he meant pt ii

562) what he meant pt iii

563) what he meant pt iv

564) what he meant 📞

565) too good

566) 💗

567) ay

568) the whole world

569) 💗

570) RIGHT NOW

571) 🐰💗🐰

572) 🐰💗🐰

573) 🐶💗🐶

574) 🚢

575) wait

576) oh, jin ling...

577) a sec(re)t

578) 😎

579) like he used to

580) dad talk pt i

581) dad talk pt ii

582) dad talk pt iii

🕓📅 Saturday 29, February, 2020

583) lorem ipsum bitch

584) 👀👀

585) ...

586) talk

587) nervous pt i

588) nervous pt ii

589) nervous pt iii

590) nervous pt iv

591) love related

592) still

593) hm

594) peace

595) spark

596) 😳😳😳

597) wow thanks

598) 💕

599) XINGCHEN????

600) safe

601) 100%

602) right...?

That's it for now 🥰

🕓📅 Sunday 1, March, 2020

603) change

604) rich

605) squidward

606) nudes

607) carrot juice

608) 🍬🍭🍡

609) or smth

610) about?

611) he tried

612) 👑👑👑

613) two little bunnies pt i

614) two little bunnies pt ii

Fast forward to:

🕓📅 Wednesday 4, March, 2020

615) bitch said

616) 🤡

617) 📦📦📦📦📦

618) telekinesis

619) horizons

620) new compositions

621) 🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️

622) ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️

623) always

🕓📅 Thursday 5, March, 2020

624) bestest son

625) hold up

626) REALLY alone

627) gasoline

628) 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼

629) ah qing!!!

630) an expert escapist

631) magician friend pt i

632) magician friend pt ii

633) successors

634) milhouse

635) big plans

636) ...whatever you say

637) no problem ;)

638) uwu

639) done with this

640) ah qing you nosy little shit

641) fool, fault

642) game over.

643) Free.

644) news

🕓📅 Friday 6, March, 2020

645) !!!

646) WAH

Few things:

There's not enough Ah Qing in any aus so I'm gonna have to make my own content abou her, because she's absolutely amazing.
Secondly, I didn't ship sizhui/jingyi before this au, but I'm seriously in love with these two little bunnies now 😭

Oh and there's only, like, two or three updates more left!!! And then this will be done!!!

647) screaming man

648) 🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕

649) responsability

650) 🪐

651) yes he is !!

652) her fault

653) toast

654) news!

655) he broke

656) old

657) clink clink bitch

658) :(*

659) regreft? refret

🕓📅 Saturday 7, March, 2020

660) 7am

661) promised

662) muzzle

663) CLOWN

664) self insert pt iii

665) 💍

666) the devi'ls number for a family filled with angels~

667) 🐰🐰

668) spa!

669) bunnies

670) creepy...

671) the spa or...?

672) ribbon

673) 😋😋

674) indeed

675) he angy

676) normal pt i

677) normal pt ii

678) normal pt iii

679) can someone listen to lan xichen for once???

680) quiet...

681) :(

682) dinner

683) too many

684) 🛏️

685) wei ying's night crisis

🕓📅 Sunday 8, March, 2020

686) it's fine...

687) "..."

688) mn

689) wait

690) :):

691) scared pt i

692) scared pt ii

693) oh, lordess...

694) a weird bug

695) whose is it

696) why so serious

697) screaming man

698) WHAT RING

Next update will be the last update 🤭🤭🤭 then there'll be an epilogue (which is my favourite part of this au, if I'm honest...) and then it'll be over :'(

Meanwhile, since I've been a bit of a bitch with today's update, I'll leave this vid I made a while ago so you can give it a peek 🤭

699) he's having a moment

700) is that a real question?

701) DO AS HE SAYS

702) perfect

703) 😭

704) ribbon pt i

705) ribbon pt ii

706) NO

707) NO x2

708) NO x3

709) pass out

710) 🚪🚪🚪

711) terrifying

712) wangxian pt i

713) wangxian pt ii

714) wangxian pt iii

715) wangxian pt iv

716) wangxian pt v (🔞)

717) wangxian pt vi (🔞)

718) wangxian pt vii (🔞)

719) wangxian pt viii

720) precious

721) "my love"

722) arms

723) never

🕓📅 Monday 9, March, 2020

724) softest of smiles

725) welp

726) not complaining

727) about time

728) about time x2

729) him @ him

730) him @ him again

731) missed

732) AAH?

733) AAAH

734) AAAAH

735) 😭

736) cutie

737) HIS cutie

738) 👉🏼👈🏼

739) NO

740) 💕

741) yes.

🕓📅 And then...

742) song lan

743) 🙈

744) soon

745) horizons

746) 🐰🤗

747) two dads is better than one

748) insulted

749) i love you(s)

750) shut the fuck up(s)

751) everyone's happy

752) officially

753) ONLY

754) petty

755) always

756) always x2

757) always x3

758) one and only

759) 🍷🍷

760) Home™

761) the BEST thing

762) bitch me too

763) Home.

AND CUT 🎬🎬🎬 END OF SHOOTING 🎬🎬🎬 THERE'S ONLY THE EPILOGUE LEFT!! 🎬🎬🎬

I hope you liked it and that you had as much fun as I did getting this au done 🥺🥺🥺 (and that the ending was satisfying bc I'm still skeptical about it...) 🥺 But! Thank you for reading! 💕😍🥰

One more thing!!!

Who do you think was the character/account to (bethemostannoying) tweet the most in this au? 👀 (part 2 underneath)

part two:

🔊 "16 MONTHS" EPILOGUE 🔊

764) bachelorette

765) never

766) extra

767) last hours

768) hot.

769) embarrassment

770) 😘

771) she beat them

772) bachelorette

773) cheers

774) there he goes again

775) weak

776) can't wait

777) no one will know

778) it's today!

779) yeah

780) apparently

781) uncomfy

782) i mean it does look like he's the one getting married...

783) his sister

784) thank you

785) nervous

786) oh no...

787) wei wuxian

789) in laws

790) family!

791) sis.

792) new friend(s)

793) in the way of love

794) they're all marrying each other

795) important

796) tension

797) left out

798) left out x2

799) bride

800) for you

801) spicy on the tl

802) mine, now

803) and forever

804) huggies

805) exposed

806) lan zhan does

807) bouquet

808) glaring

809) scared baby

810) no

811) cake!

812) inspiring

813) you can bet your ass

814) delete this right now

815) *** ******????

816) weiying.exe has stopped working

817) 😶

818) well

819) thank you wei wuxian

820) awkward

821) innocence

822) pal...

823) drunk off beer

824) homophobic

825) flirting

826) HIS bouquet

827) .

828) yikes

829) .

830) he tagged them

831) k

832) THAT

833) 📸

834) 📸📸

835) 📸📸📸

836) 📸📸📸📸

837) do they, really?

838) no

839) no x2

840) acting up

841) 💗

842) gotcha

843) approve

844) fun

845) he saw

846) vouyerist

847) enough

848) fifth

849) 🐰🐰

850) kidding !!

851) 💖

852) NO

853) incredibly important

854) jar

855) him too

856) song lan

857) uwu

858) OH

859) I-

860) wedding photos

861) +1

862) YES!!!!!!!!

863) he wasn't drunk this time uwu

864) his

865) 💗💗💗💗

AND NOW FINALLY YES YES YES IT IS OVER !!

It was so much fun to do this au and I hope you were all entertained and laughed at least a few times 👀

PD: The answer to the poll ("who tweeted the most in this au?"): it was Xue Yang!!! He was an annoying bitch al throghout and wouldn't keep his mouth shut, although Yiling got veeeery very close to him.

PD2: thankyouforreadingloveyoubye💖

That is not Zixuan 😔