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Gotta put on the rose colored glasses just to cut down the glare of awesomeness surrounding @JoeBiden and the @TheDemocrats. I've been a lil worried, not gonna lie, but this is fxn awesome.
I mean like 36 hours ago my dude @20committee was all panicked about how traitor @BernieSanders was gonna win because zillions of spending-too-much-time on IG 20 year olds were in the bag for Sanders and dems WERE JUST THAT DUMB
And I watched the Democratic Debates on Feb 25 and FFS there were 20 of them, but it did feel like it was EVERYONE BURN SANDERS TO THE GROUND and Biden hung back and did the "let's party" thing and seemed calm and in control.
And then, with 5 like minutes to go when Sanders/Putin/Trump couldn't do ONE GODDAMN THING, Klobuchar and Buttigieg are OUT AND ON TEAM BIDEN and Beto O'Rourke is delivering TX and BIDEN AND THE PATRIOTS ARE IN FXN DRIVERS SEAT AND STEP THE FUXK BACK traitors.
And the glare is too much and I don't even need the rose coloreds but I put them on and you all look beautiful and smell great and LET'S GODDAMN PARTY its 2020.
Off the politics and back on trueDirk. This is songwriting at the very highest level. Appreciate you, macklemore.
ELIZABETH FXN WARREN PATRIOT delivered MA for Biden. All hail @SenWarren. We can only enact your brilliant policy when we beat TRUMP. Thank you.
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