Today's #nationalcerealday and we've got some #showerthoughts for you to dip your spoon in
1. Lucky Charms should make “trick or treat” boxes that are either all cereal or all marshmallows.
1. Lucky Charms should make “trick or treat” boxes that are either all cereal or all marshmallows.
2. Somebody had to come up with a jingle for Frosted Flakes, and out of all the possible entries, they settled on “They’re great!”
3. Why don’t bags of dog food have dog toys at the bottom like cereal boxes do?
4. It's 2020, and not one cereal company has created zip-locked bags for the cereal.
5. If khakis were a breakfast cereal, they'd be Kix.
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