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Fuck it I’m starting Glee
Somehow all I know about Glee is:
-it stars Lea Michele
-at some point Idina Menzel plays her long lost mom
-there is a gay cheerleader named Santana
-Sarah Jessica Parker sings Let’s Have a Kiki
Episode 1 thoughts:
-Rachel and the twink deserve their bullying :(
-What is the tone of this show??
-Imagine being a cool jock who just wants to do musical theatre!
-Why is Will a thing
-Rachel wants Finn to know theatre girls put out and good for her
-oh no I love this
Me realizing why everyone was obsessed with Journey in 9th grade
“Look I know I’m just a sophomore but I can feel the clock ticking away and I don’t want to leave high school with nothing to show for it.”

A remarkable line of dialogue.
Oh my God they’re singing Gold Digger help me
I wish the cute teacher with OCD was trying to save glee club instead of this annoying dude with the poorly written wife
Praying for the horny theatre girls of 2009
My thoughts on Glee so far
I’ve accomplished one (1) work assignment, put on actual human clothes, and convinced my roommates to take the virus seriously. I think I’ve earned another episode of the television program Glee.
Brilliant
You tell him, Rachel Berry!!
Same.
Glee has big Prop 8 was passed a year ago energy
Steven Spielberg and Tony Kushner deciding to remake West Side Story
Incredible
Ryan Murphy having a football team dance to Beyoncé so they can win the big game is the kind of I-have-power-now-fuck-you-high-school-bullies spite I aspire to
Somebody buy Ryan Murphy some heels! 😭😭😭
American Crime Story (2018)
Reader, I screamed
KRISTIN CHENOWETH AND LEA MICHELE ARE HAVING A “MAYBE THIS TIME” DUEL HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS
The thing about me is I love musical theatre and it’s insane that I’ve never watched Glee before
I make Glee memes now
Jayma Mays is working so hard to justify the Will/Emma/Ken/Terri stuff and it’s just not possible. These storylines need to end. 😓
Is Santana a real character yet? No. Is she still my favorite because I know she’s gay? Absolutely.
All men are bad.
Oh my God??
I’ve tried to get work done but I think my only successful quarantine activities are going to be panic reading Twitter and watching Glee and the former isn’t helping anyone so... more Glee!
When the Best Actor category is just five white guys who love method acting
Will Schuester must be stopped.
Will Schuester singing Bust a Move AND Thong Song? In one episode?

Aren’t things bad enough??
So Finn’s choice
Getting a slushie thrown in your face would suck so much actually
Aw baby Kurt I was rooting for you
Maybe it’s the self-isolation but I think I’m falling in love with Lea Michele
Finally Will says something relevant!
Oh no I’m a Rachel
Why do Finn and Quinn’s names rhyme
Lady Gaga when there are a hundred people in a room and one believes in her
All of us when we still have to pay April rent
Can Will Schuester go grade a Spanish quiz and leave me alone
Garden State (dir. Zach Braff, 2004)
GASP!!!
When someone says they can’t have a sex life during quarantine
I’ll start a GayLesbAll with you, Rachel
And that’s how Sue sees it!
The L Word, “Luck Be a Lady” (dir. Angela Robinson, 2007)
Somebody told me there’s a rumor that Lea Michele and Dianna Agron were hooking up during the first season and I’ve decided it is fact
RACHEL BERRY IS A GODDAMN STAR
Me feeling so proud of my kids for stepping it up and against all odds giving a performance they can be proud of that showcased their talents in singing, in dancing, in friendship, putting aside their doubts and their differences and proving to the world what Glee Club is all abo
I got some actual work done today and now I’m tired. You know what that means?? TIME FOR MORE GLEE.
Rachel is really at her best when she’s single and spiteful
WHAT
Is literally everyone on this show???
Dating done right
I can’t believe I lived so many years without watching a show that introduced Jonathan Groff and Idina Menzel in a single episode
Me, watching Glee’s first thirteen episodes: Will Schuester couldn’t possibly get any worse.

Me, watching Glee’s fourteenth episode: WILL SCHUESTER GOT SO MUCH WORSE!
Evil Idina? Yes I am horny.
Artie is CANCELED
Why is every man on this show an actual monster
Me, responsible, to quarantine crushes
I hate to praise anything that involves Will Schuester being sexual but the “Like a Virgin” number was really good
Glee BEFORE starting my work? Just the mood today, everyone!
Good morning
Kristin Chenoweth is singing Springsteen. We’re so lucky. :’)
To be fair I’m crying more than usual this week but also !!!
When your Tinder date at Moonlight doesn’t go as well as you hoped
Sometimes Ryan Murphy uses his powers for good and sometimes he uses his powers for evil!!
I should’ve just gone to sleep
Nevermind I’m glad I stayed up
When Anne Hathaway found out what Shakespeare was REALLY doing during quarantine when he was “writing” “King Lear”
Is this show real
How did they get footage of me at Tisch
Filmic! Arts!
Lea Michele! Jonathan Groff! Ballet! Total Eclipse of the Heart!!!
Some of us are both
Girls hitting on me in high school
Stop fighting over Puck and make out
Friend: Who’s your seventh favorite character on Glee?

Me:
A week ago if you asked me what this screenshot was from and given me four thousand guesses I would not have said Glee
Watch an Agnès Varda movie, Artie.
Of course the man who gave us Xander Harris directed an episode where Matthew Morrison and Neil Patrick Harris duet Billy Joel AND Aerosmith.
Glee got good again!!!
Thank you, Ryan. You’ve given me so much.
Okay but when are we going to meet Rachel’s dads??
Bradley Cooper to Irina Shayk
What we think our creative quarantine fashion is like vs. what it’s actually
How am I this horny during a pandemic
Making us sit through a terrible Kiss number because we got an amazing Lady Gaga number... the show just won’t accept that we don’t care about straight men.
Imagine if your long lost mom was Idina Menzel. Imagine the level of mommy issues. Even for me it’s a lot.
Santana Lopez, I love you.
Considering how often they made her lust after bland men, Jane Lynch really did deserve that Emmy.
Why. Do. So. Many. Numbers. Involve. White. Boys. Rapping.
At my high school it was called Circle and we would literally do this before the last performance of every show, and, yes, we would cry this much.
Who knew a “Journey medley” could bring me so much joy
Quinn’s mom going into the delivery room while the Glee Club has to remain outside is a commentary on the ways hospitals prioritize biological family over chosen family negatively impacting queer people. In this essay I will...
Vocal Adrenaline? VOCAL ADRENALINE?? Did you see the crowd dancing to that Journey medley??? They loved it!! How dare you, Olivia Newton-John?? How. Dare. You.
These kids sure do sing a lot
The latest Coronavirus news is like
And that’s season one!!

Best Episode: Sectionals
Worst Episode: Acafellas
Horniest Episode: Theatricality
Best Character: Rachel Berry
Worst Character: Will Schuester
Favorite Number: “Maybe This Time”
Not even ten minutes into season two and multiple white boys are rapping.
This guy bullied me in middle school 😔
*intense gay staring*
This POV porn is really specific
The second season of Glee is already so gay
Emma Pillsbury was ahead of her time
I can’t believe people told me season one was better than season two
Oh my God????
OH MY GOD??????
Is this the best episode of television ever
Will ruins literally everything
Please let this be real
Last night when I decided to have pasta for dinner instead of my usual pasta for dinner
Shabbat Shalom
!!!
Rachel Berry is NOT a cool rider!
Kurt singing a duet by himself because there isn’t another out gay boy at the school 🥺
Tina and Mike deserved to win the duet competition!
MY GAY HEART THIS SHOW IS SO GOOD
In one ep Kurt examined how he uses being gay as an excuse to not respect boundaries and accepted being single doesn’t mean he’s alone + Brittany realized she uses sex to compensate for not being able to show her love publicly.

It’s such a smart show about teenage queerness!
Just when I thought things couldn’t get gayer
An INSPIRED choice
AN INSPIRED CHOICE!!
Will Schuester casting himself in a high school production of Rocky Horror is a new low — and completely unsurprising.
Always a new reason to hate Will Schuester
Oh hi Blaine
Ah yes crying as Darren Criss sings Katy Perry very normal I’m doing great yup sure absolutely
Being gay in high school was so fucking hard and I wasn’t even out. Stories like this will always! get! me! even if it’s Love Simon even if it’s Glee.
It’s not that I hate the rock numbers, it’s that I hate the men numbers
Personal essay writing
Friend: Who gave the worst performance in The Rosie O’Donnell Show presents Broadway’s Biggest Stars... At Home! A live benefit for The Actors Fund?

Me:
About once a year we’d have a sub like this and about four hundred times a year I’d fantasize about her
If I was a writer/director/EP of Glee and saw this Gwyneth Paltrow performance I might just have to marry her. Like I totally get it, Brad.
Rachel Berry definitely has started hoarding masks in January energy
My entire sexuality
Literally me after that number
Tom Holland stole his Singin’ in the Rain/Umbrella performance from Glee???
Me: I’ve never seen Glee.

Me, two weeks into quarantine:
THIS CASTING
Finally an answer to the question: What do Carol Burnett and Britney Spears have in common?
2010 was a different time OKAY 😭
Emma: *big speech about highlighting the diversity of talent on the team*

Will: Sam and Quinn are my new stars!
Even when he’s “doing things differently” this no-longer-a-surprise entrance is Will’s only move
I’m not sorry I doubted Will, but I am sorry I doubted the Glee Club.

This was P E R F E C T
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere I say to myself as I begin the day with Glee
If my roommates were annoyed with me singing Journey just wait until I start with the Christmas songs
I would like to request “Changing My Major” from the Tony Award-winning musical Fun Home
Is Glee turning me into a twink
That was a terrible episode of television.
What’s freakin’ weird is they keep talking about Kesha but not singing Kesha. Times are tough. Please give me what I want.
Mood.
I’d let you make me feel better, Rachel.
Finn and Quinn get back together, Sam returns to whatever WASPy wonderland he emerged from, and Rachel dates me
Blaine if you break my baby Kurt’s heart I will destroy you
Santana!!
Sorry Rachel, Santana is my new favorite.
The most realistic thing about Glee is that these theatre kids are so! horny!
May I request that Brittany always wear suspenders?
Kiss me?
I’m sorry the longer I’m in quarantine the hornier this thread is getting
What if I just screenshot everything she says
Rachel is singing again and I am in love with her again
When you’re gay or a Capricorn or both
I can’t believe this GIF is in response to Sam singing Justin Bieber and not Brittany wearing suspenders
Rachel Berry’s To-Do List
THIS WAS THE BEST
3 Kesha mentions, 0 Kesha songs 😤
When I decided to stop shaving my armpits during quarantine
Great song
Rachel Berry is iconic
FINALLY
Me, now and always
Really thought a show about a high school Glee Club was safe for quarantine celibacy! Did not account for hot teachers, hot moms, and all the teenagers being 20-somethings!
Of course Ryan Murphy personally directed Darren Criss dancing around in bubbles
Bush confidence
Who amongst us
Just when I thought I was getting too horny Will Schuester saved me by covering Prince. Thanks Matthew Morrison for your complete lack of sex appeal.
How was this even gayer than I dreamed it could be??
😭😭😭
You’re free to join us, Rachel.
This sex talk between Kurt and his dad!! I don’t have any feelings left to give, Glee!! 😭
Sorry I’m just a teen on Tumblr (1/4)
Sorry I’m just a teen on Tumblr (2/4)
Sorry I’m just a teen on Tumblr (3/4)
Sorry I’m just a teen on Tumblr (4/4)
Okay that episode was a lot. I’m going to go be gay and cry. Have a good night everyone.
Me, preparing myself after the last episode
It is, in fact, better than “My Headband”
When you definitely love your boyfriend
GASP
I am DYING at Brittany saying her favorite song of all time is “My Headband”

(And of course Santana’s is “You Oughta Know”)
Me, writing another tweet about TV’s Glee
I’m so proud of baby Kurt and his angelic voice 😭
Oh, Rachel. 💔
As someone who runs like 70% on spite I deeply adored this corny song
RACHEL
My type 😍
Me, posting thirst traps before I started writing for Autostraddle
The quarantine caption writes itself
The quarantine caption writes itself
This was a serious tweet about my OCD being really bad right now, but don’t worry I’m sure when Santana is on screen or Rachel sings I’ll get back to horniness.
Horny again!
On today’s episode of Glee the part of my mother will be played by this doctor
Brittany is wearing suspenders again! Brittany is wearing suspenders again!
This I Feel Pretty/Unpretty mashup is so well done 🥺
Santana. Lopez.
Kurt has the key to my heart. Actually it’s five keys and he turned them into collar tips.
Feeeeelings
FEEEEELINGS
How is this show real?
OH OKAY 😭
Me, waking up the past 17 days
I’ve often said this
Me 😞
Fun fact: I asked someone to prom junior year and she said yes and told everyone and was very excited. But then her popular group friends said if she went with me she couldn’t be in their limo so she canceled and went with some guy named Landon. And that’s why I love Glee!
Who knew Glee would be the perfect show to watch in March 2020
They’re singing Rebecca Black’s Friday.
Me, to my junior prom date
Fuck prom! Fuck high school!
I’m mostly Rachel/Kurt but I definitely have some Santana in my chart
I am Rachel in this picture
Santana being half Amy Winehouse half Fleetwood Mac makes a lot of sense
Me, every time I get in the shower since starting Glee
This is exactly what it feels like to be a sad suburban teen who knows that everything will be okay if you can just get to New York and then all of a sudden you’re in New York and even though you’ll grow to hate Times Square in that moment it’s perfect
All my friends the minute they eat an edible
Me, in my freshman year writing class at NYU
I know I’m in a fragile place because this terrible mashup is making me emotional
Have I mentioned that I love this show?
I’m pretty sure Rachel is a Capricorn sun/Leo rising, but that might just be because I’m a Capricorn sun/Leo rising.
Date Finn your senior year and then breakup when you leave for New York. It’s not that complicated, Rachel.
While I’m sad they lost, the most important thing you can learn in high school is how to lose.
Oh THIS is how it feels to ship
Season two of Glee is now one of my all time favorite seasons of television

Best Episode: Duets
Worst Episode: A Very Glee Christmas
Horniest Episode: Britney/Brittany
Best Character: Kurt Hummel
Worst Character: Jacob Ben Israel
Favorite Number: “Landslide”
I can’t believe I’m saying this but thank God they finally fucked
Important Announcement: I am now attracted to Quinn Fabray
Me, when Quinn walked in with her new look
Also wow guess Emma and Will still haven’t had sex?? It’s been 45 episodes.
Maybe it’s because I’ve been inside for 19 days
Is Brittany a Cancer or a Pisces??
I missed this voice and this smile during the months-long* hiatus

*30 hour
This is how happy I am that Idina is back
There’s literally no excuse to have them play Maria in the year of our lord 2011 buuuuut anytime these two sing a duet it adds a year to my life
Nooo Kurt! If you’re auditioning for Tony you need to choose a song that shows you can play that part and sing in that range!!
Me, in high school getting ready to go with some guy friends to our local pizza place
Burt Hummel wins Best Dad Award third year in a row
Could Quinn have rejoined Glee Club while keeping her hot new look? 😔
Every Mercedes storyline wouldn’t have to be about how she’s underappreciated if the creators of Glee didn’t underappreciate Amber Riley
Glee is so lucky they found Heather Morris — and so. are. we.
Every episode should have a dueling ballad!
My high school double-cast all the lead roles! There was still a lot of drama but it definitely helped!
Inviting his girlfriend’s parents to dinner when she explicitly said she didn’t want to see them is quite possibly the worst thing William Schuester has ever done.
Yay!
I think Mercedes’ decision to turn down the part would’ve resonated more if she’d been given matinees instead of equal shows!
The Coronavirus is like
Santana has this note from Brittany in her locker!!
Did Matthew Morrison fuck up his eyebrows or start doing a bunch of coke? Why does he look weird
There is an Irish boy who Brittany assumes is a leprechaun singing “It’s Not Easy Being Green” and I think I have an idea what ~bad Glee~ is going to be like
Lesbians!
Walking into a gay house party like
Officially sold on this storyline
If Artie doesn’t stop asking inappropriate sexual questions to all of his collaborators he just might... achieve a lucratively successful directing career. 🙃
What a time to become bicurious
Much like myself, Rachel Berry is a far more interesting character when she’s single
Never mind she’s always perfect
The showmance we deserve
When I have a heart-to-heart at Gay Asstrology instead of hooking up with a stranger
Take me baby
I want Santana to hurt me
Okay but after she hurts me can I give her a hug 🥺
The Mash Off raised an important question: Should cishet men exist?
That was REMARKABLE
Don’t out people and you won’t get slapped. Seems simple to me.
I’m sorry I can’t get over how good that number was. There are people? Actual people? Who stopped watching Glee after season 2? And just? Haven’t? Seen? That?

Here you go!!
This episode is called “I Kissed a Girl” and I bet I’m going to like it!
Has Bernie considered doing a great duet in the cafeteria?
Never change, Santana. (Except, like, on your own terms.)
When I stopped my Buffy watch and started this Glee watch
Finn Hudson just said that he doesn’t want Santana to become a gay suicide statistic because she was the first person he had sex with and that means something to him. He actually just said that. He said those words. With his mouth.
And now he’s singing a sad cover of Girls Just Want to Have Fun and I’m not sure what Santana nor I did to deserve this??
Rachel, you don’t get to participate in this number unless you make out with Santana right now.
Weird that a show made mostly by white cis gay men invented a wish fulfillment fantasy of familial acceptance for Kurt but is making Santana suffer. Wonder what that could be about!
When you haven’t seen your buddy online
As good an excuse as any to make sure everyone has seen one of the all time great movies of all time: Magic Mike XXL
I love being gay!!
Just realized they’re graduating the same year I graduated and got very emotional!!
I’m tipsy and about to watch this Christmas special. The last Christmas special was my least favorite episode so far. Wish. Me. Luck.
I joke about being in love with Rachel because I’m so painfully attracted to Lea Michele but she’s actually my nightmare girlfriend
When my friends who follow me on Spotify express concern
I wish I had a holiday roommate instead of roommate roommates
I’m so happy oh my god
When I found out how long it takes to create a vaccine
After the completion of this line I shouted “Jesus FUCKING Christ, Finn!” and my roommates texted me
EPISODE STARTING STRONG
Read @KaylaKumari and I on why we loved Grease so much as gay children
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You’re asking your girlfriend’s abusive parents’ permission to marry her?? Are there no limits to your awful, William?
Weird how love didn’t exist but now it does
Will is telling Emma he’s not sure if he wants to get married because of her OCD and can I just
The only people who should be getting married in this episode are me and Santana
Straight couples on Tinder
Santana is the only one who deserves to have Rihanna’s words in her mouth
This episode is all about Michael Jackson, but look at Santana in a leather jacket!
Big if true
😭
Ricky Martin is going to singlehandedly break up the Rachel/Finn engagement
Me, 12, supposedly heterosexual
This number was a necessary reward for making it through this episode
Santana is the only one who calls Will out and it’s always such a relief
Happy Valentine’s Day! 😍
I’m way more excited about Brian Stokes Mitchell which is how you know I love musical theatre
Objectively the best gift
Friend: What kind of movies do you like?

Me:
Let Santana kiss her girlfriend, you monsters!!
Santana said straight rights!
I’d be enjoying this more if she hadn’t just been randomly homophobic. It’s almost like the Glee writers room was entirely white and never knew what to do with Mercedes?
Maybe love really is love??
I’m twenty minutes into the Karofsky suicide episode and I could use a hug.
Grateful for this one joke moment of levity.
I don’t care about her canon birthday Rachel Berry is a Capricorn
❤️
I’m so relieved that Karofsky didn’t die. That finality isn’t necessary to tell the story of gay teen suicide.

I wish the same thoughtfulness had been given to Candy on Pose. I really, really do.
What the actual fuck???? Is every new episode of Glee going to be about a character almost dying??? Is THIS why @carmencitaloves and @theheatherhogan wanted me to stop after the Valentine’s Day episode??

Our teenage leads were getting MARRIED whyyy did we need more drama??
Me, deciding not to stop Glee while it’s still good
I don’t forget, Bomer.
Thinking about all the kids out there who won’t get to have Senior Ditch Day this year. The true victims of the Coronavirus. 💔💔💔
For anyone into men or like me exclusively into Darren Criss here he is being emotional in the shower
I am Rachel and Finn is the television show Glee
I have never had lower expectations for a storyline
Defining disco with Saturday Night Fever is racist, homophobic, deeply ahistorical, and completely unsurprising! I hate it!
This is now a Brittana fan account
Straight people are wild
Brittany!!
This was perfect. 😭
Me, drunk. Also: me, sober.
Giving the fans what they want!! (It’s me. I’m the fans.)
Who is this guy and why does he keep showing up on my TV screen??
When the straight girl in show choir is getting a bit too touchy in front of your girlfriend
Actually Kurt this is worse than cheating sorry babe
Finally!
Rachel Berry’s Vision Board
Boogie Nights (Paul Thomas Anderson, 1997)
But, oh, I love my life!
Cell Block Santana gets her own tweet!
You better let my baby into your school, Whoopi!
I am devastated.
In awe of Glee’s ability to be the best show ever and the worst show ever within a single episode
When I was in high school it felt like my only escape was to get a scholarship to NYU. And then I didn’t even get into their high school summer program! I eventually got into the school (with a scholarship!) and I’m sure Rachel will be fine but I’m still having feelings!!
It’s wild how teenagers are taught that if they can’t go into debt at the place of their choosing their lives will be over. 🙃
When I remember I won’t be seeing Kesha next month
I didn’t even get to be a girl, Rachel, how do you think I felt
Did somebody say Kesha??
Rachel is spending the weeks before graduation cornering the prettiest girls in school and professing her love.

It’s very gay.
Am i getting emotional because Rachel Berry won a rigged prom election god it’s been a day
The prom queens of my heart
Assimilation is a bitch
Rachel singing a love song to herself is what I missed on Glee
Me, realizing why the Glee IMDb page has all the actors playing multiple characters
Would I have been into Goth Rachel in high school? Absolutely. Am I into Goth Rachel now? Absolutely.
Me, watching Glee
This is porn to me
Lea Michele’s voice is one of my favorite things ever
Gay Rights
Same.
I remember when Rachel Berry was just a sophomore who could feel the clock ticking away and didn’t want to leave high school with nothing to show for it 😭😭😭
Sweet lady victory kisses
Will I be getting very emotional during this finale even though I only started the show a month ago? Definitely.
Kurt went from being one of the most annoying characters to being one of my favorite characters and I am very proud of this fictional twink
Every gay deserves a Burt 😭
That’s my motto
I knew it!
As someone terrified every time I fall in love that it’ll be a distraction from my larger goals, Rachel choosing Finn over NYADA is actually killing me.
Think about the parents who watched this show with their kids. Think about the impact that had on young queers, young artists. Think about the kids who DIDN’T watch this with their parents but saw there was another way — saw the support they deserved and knew to trust themselves.
I’m actually a romantic, so even though I care more about Rachel’s career — and dislike Finn — I do really feel for her 🥺
You made it, babe.
Well, season three is done and I am emotional!

Best Episode: Mash Off
Worst Episode: I Kissed a Girl
Horniest Episode: Dance with Somebody
Best Character: Santana Lopez
Worst Character: Finn Hudson
Favorite Number: “Rumor Has It/Someone Like You”
Quarantine Day 32
There’s the Glee I know and love
Sir, kindly step away from my wife and only return once you add an ounce of charm to that jawline
Kate Hudson and I have the same taste in women
Be honest if I like season four of Glee will I lose all credibility as a TV critic
Tired: Do you want to have FaceTime sex?

Wired:
Me, making quarantine plans
Supergirl is no Lea Michele, but I like new boy better than Finn and Puck
Me, on quarantine Tinder
It’s the little things 😿
Marley understands what Glee Club is all about: singing passive aggressive songs to the boy you like
If you play your quarantine cards right this could be us 😏
Oh yes I’ve heard that
I love Brittana but these kids are in high school and I have no problem with Brittany dating Sam while Santana explores a world of gay possibilities
Me, trying to enjoy this mediocre episode knowing it’s just going to get worse
Love you Britt but Santana should be in New York sorry
Me, to... everyone?
Break my fucking heart Blaine!!!
Charlie Bucket’s grandparents seem sad
I hate

1) Will
2) men
3) anyone who asks their partner to choose between their career and their relationship
Okay okay okay okay fine maybe some love is supposed to last forever
Me, listening to new Fiona Apple on Friday
Okay okay okay okay I’m back to being a smart adult and I support Santana in this mature decision/hooking up with Virginia Woolf girl
But I still feel like this
Who knows where things will go but I support a show for teens encouraging independence, boundaries, and moving on from first love!
During this pandemic it’s important to focus on what‘s within our control. For example, I cannot sleep, but I can watch Glee.
When Hollywood keeps trusting Tom Hooper to direct the year’s biggest musical
Mr. Knightley is like
*extremely ma’am doesn’t your husband have nipples voice* SUE DON’T YOU HAVE A URETHRA??
I’d hate this Finn mentors another boring white boy storyline even if Blake Jenner wasn’t an abuser. But now it is truly unbearable.
Me, to Ryan Murphy as he ruins both Glee and Grease
Why isn’t Mercedes in LA??
Finn casting Ryder over Jake because he sees Ryder as a younger version of himself is a commentary on the ways white male directors sustain white supremacist patriarchy in the industry through selective mentorship. In! This! Essay! I! Will!
Sam Gold’s Ivo van Hove-esque production of The Glass Menagerie was better than all of van Hove’s own work and that is my hottest theatre take from my 6.5 years in New York
Me, as a child, trying to convince my parents that my Grease obsession was a totally normal boy thing
All these alums spending so much time at their high school is actually making me nauseous
Than star in your high school’s production of Grease after you’ve graduated because the principal didn’t want a trans girl to play the part? Sorry, Santana, I think that might actually be the worst thing! For multiple reasons!
Three years HRT
I wished on a monkey’s paw that Will would disappear and now Finn is wearing sweater vests and getting more screen time than Rachel
Kitty reminds me of my high school bullies way more than all the slushie throwers and it’s honestly kind of triggering??
All these years I thought she booked Supergirl off of Whiplash
The show is still good when Darren Criss sings 🤷🏻‍♀️
Guess who cried during this Homeward Bound/Home reunion mash up!
This would hit a lot harder if 3 out of 5 hadn’t been involved in the school musical literally two weeks ago
Me, to my vibrator
(gasps)
I WAS PREPARED FOR THE KIKI BUT NOT THE TURKEY LURKEY
Whenever Glee takes on ~serious topics~ I can never tell if I’m upset because I’m supposed to be or if I’m upset because they’re being manipulative, cruel, and the worst kind of sentimental.

Anyway Marley’s anorexia storyline is really, really rough!
Nooo Sue don’t try to destroy Glee Club again ur so sexy aha
Sorry Brittana stans but in 2012 it was super rare for bisexual characters to actually be treated like they’re bisexual so I support Brittany and Sam!

Also it’s way queerer to rebound with your ex’s ex than some random girl anyway!
My sister’s future dyke tomboy best friend danced to All That Jazz at their recital and I’m pretty sure it’s responsible for my entire sexuality
When people ignore Autostraddle in articles about women’s media
Happy National Horny Day to meeeee
THIS SHOW IS NONSENSE AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!
It's fascinating reading @autowin's recap for this episode and imagining how I'd feel about Brittany/Sam in a context where I didn't know this season was going to be bad –– where I might have hoped to even see Santana's college lesbian escapades!
autostraddle.com/glee-recap-410…
Dad!!
I’m not going to lie to you — I gasped and grabbed one of my tits
Have I been in quarantine for three years or have I just watched three Glee Christmas specials?
I take back my Brittany/Sam generosity! This is pissing me off! There was a way to do this storyline well and they are not doing it well.
Worth a try, Tina!
When I was a freshman someone asked me to the Sadie Hawkins dance and I said no because I was still recovering from my injury and was just generally depressed. She looked so sad! I should’ve just said yes!

Thank you, Glee, for reminding me of yet another bad high school memory.
Glee why are you like this 🤦🏻‍♀️
Deeeeeply triggering
Rachel, you‘re bonkers and I adore you.
Rachel is finally with someone good enough for her
It took Glee four seasons to get a straight guy who isn’t repulsive
So glad we brought Quinn and Santana back just so they can slut-shame Rachel
My gold stars are a metaphor for ME being a star.
Emma is a Libra!
NYU film students are like
I wish the men who write this show weren’t completely failing Santana’s character this season
I love sports*!

*when two characters on Glee sing the same song in a head-to-head competition
I keep shouting “He’s gay!!” like I’m one of my high school bullies passing by me in the hall
Jayma Mays deserved an Emmy for creating such a resonate character despite writers who didn’t understand women or mental illness
Marianne falling in love
I joke about Will being the worst but since they got together his behavior around Emma’s mental illness has been irredeemably upsetting. He’s not ha ha the worst, he’s actually the worst and I miss John Stamos.
Jake and Ryder should just be in a throuple with Marley. They’re already bros.
Blaine gets it!
What a beautiful couple 😍
Are they about to...?
ARE THEY ABOUT TO...???
I love weddings!
I LOVE WEDDINGS!!!
I haven’t been this turned on since Rachel won the Winter Showcase
Why is Ali Stroker only in one episode and why didn’t she get a song??
Just learned I’m capable of groaning and sighing at the same time
Fun fact: Todd Haynes developed the visual style for Carol based on this shot
Where can I buy Artie’s astrology sweater vest??
The heartbreaking story of a 40-year-old man and his 19-year-old best friend who kissed his fiancée, yes, yes, a very normal plotline on a very normal show
Good advice
Imagine getting the prompt “Santana Lopez in New York” and the story you come up with is “shames a sex worker”
Shouting “He’s 19!!”
Knowing Glee this could actually be what happens next
Will feuding with his 19-year-old bestie, Sue singing Nicki Minaj, a ton of cringey Unique stuff, Santana in NYC totally squandered, and Finn assaulting Brody because he does sex work.

If I wasn’t bingeing the show a decade late this is the episode where I would’ve given up.
☺️🔪😘
I’d buy that calendar
I’m so tired
Does Blaine know he’s Darren Criss? Because he might want to just go for it with Sam.

Sure, he’s straight, but when you’re Darren Criss what’s a label?
Glee is back to having zero good straight men #TeamRyder #killme
Yes I literally do
I suffer and I suffer and I suffer but finally a reward
Ryder has absolutely been chatting with Unique and not this blonde girl right lol
THIS IS FUCKING AWFUL I HATE THIS LITERALLY NO ONE NEEDED THIS WHY
I want to cry because Rachel booked Funny Girl NOT because there’s a fucking school shooting Jesus Christ
Finally we can get back to the only thing that matters: Rachel’s career
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of Shelby helping Rachel with her Funny Girl audition, it was the age of Will screaming transphobic things at a room of teenagers because they don’t want to sing Hall and Oates again
Glee is a lot like life. Sometimes there’s a school shooting, sometimes you get to sing a duet with your mom, Idina Menzel.
Yup! That’s how it works!
Oo I hope she sings Loser Like Me
OKAY I TEARED UP
And I got a serotonin! (laughing)
I’m going to need you all to pretend that in the hours when I’m not watching Glee I’m accomplishing all sorts of important tasks
Why aren’t we seeing THIS in the episodes??
I’m sorry I just need to, um.

Ryder tells the Glee Club that he was molested when he was 11. All the boys say he should be happy for living their fantasy. Ryder says oh yeah nevermind.

AND WILLIAM FUCKING SCHUESTER JUST SITS THERE LOOKING UNCERTAIN??
I know how Cherry Jones would feel about Santana
Santana + ballet + A Chorus Line = what this show could be all the time if it just wanted to be good
Me, thinking about how my parents signed me up for every sport but never dance even though I was obsessed with watching my sister’s classes and my favorite movie in middle school was The Red Shoes
Me: Can Mercedes get a storyline worthy of Amber Riley’s talents?

The Glee writers:
🤔
Thinking about the In the Heights movie 😭😭😭
Thanks, Burt. I really needed to hear that right now. 😢
Just be gay, Rachel! It can be a choice!
I’d say same but it’s literally impossible for me to love you more.
i hate this so much
Die, Will.
Sure it is, Jim.
It’s no Get It Right! Sorry!
Who gives a fuck about Will and Emma getting married?? Did Rachel book Funny Girl????????
Well, that’s the end of season four and it was rough! But it wasn’t alllllll bad.

Best Episode: The Break-Up
Worst Episode: Feud
Horniest Episode: I Do
Best Character: Rachel Berry
Worst Character: Kitty Wilde
Favorite Number: “Being Good Isn’t Good Enough”
I shouldn’t be this happy for a fictional character! And yet!
What! It was just another audition! I’ve been tricked! I can’t handle this emotional roller coaster! We’re in a pandemic! Give Rachel the part! Ugh!
I am upset! 😤
Now I’m upset for new reasons
Okay but they’re still the cutest
There is good Glee nonsense and bad Glee nonsense and Rachel performing The Beatles at a singing diner for the star and director who rejected her is good Glee nonsense
I hate public proposals but damn what a line
These children are stressing me the fuck out
Episode 6 of The L Word: Generation Q
Hmm, yes, very true
It’s weird how two months ago I’d never seen an episode of Glee and now I’ve seen more Glee than anyone who doesn’t hate themself.
Me, admitting my Darren Criss bisexuality is mostly for jokes
A real moral dilemma, Santana.
GLEE IS GOOD
Dani is all I care about
I love dirty talk
Glee would still be a great show if it took place entirely in New York
Happy Lesbian Visibility Day! I hope the next episode is all about Dani and Santana so I can properly celebra— OH GOD IT’S THE FINN DEATH EPISODE
Me, telling myself the world needs another horny lesbian who loves movies
I know it’s been almost 50 days since I kissed someone because these straight people making out gave me actual chills
No.
I am absolutely going to watch the Funny Girl movie this week, aren’t I?
Gays expressing gratitude for our coping mechanisms
Bathroom Gender Riot is a terrible band name
Did I just pause this episode to watch Ariana Grande sing Still Hurting from The Last Five Years? I did. And if you’ve read this whole thread you shouldn’t be surprised.
Worst. Footloose. Remake. Ever.
Funny this is also the face I made watching Will Schuester sing Blurred Lines with a group of high school students
Okay fine I cried
I’ve been staring at these images for several minutes and I just have nothing to possibly say
Lima Glee is so bad, but New York Glee remains so, so good.
If only!
I slept a total of four hours last night
Promise not to judge when I make a Darren Criss Glee playlist
Rachel Berry is one of the horniest characters in TV history
When I matched with a zoologist on Tinder
Here’s the thing about Avenue Q: There’s a Fine, Fine Line is a great song
Was there a gas leak in the Glee writers room?
It’s April 29th and I’m horny for Christmas elves
Me, in quarantine after ten minutes of work
Glee‘s fifth season/the year 2020
Not sure this song made any thematic sense, but look how pretty!
That one time I ran an errand looking like actual garbage and someone said “Oh my God Drew Gregory! I love your L Word podcast!”
FUCK YES
Naya Rivera was like suck it Lea
Rachel, it’s okay. It’s just who we are.
Rachel and Santana arguing about their careers and it ending in a slap is just a lot for me personally. I’m going to go take a cold shower.
I would also love for things to get physical
Okay okay okay
OKAY OKAY OKAY
She doesn’t worry too much. She has OCD. Jesus you’re awful.
Is it though
Pandemics are fun!
Demi Lovato is so hot !
Look at this Mercedes storyline we could’ve watched instead of the imitation Glee Club
I love you too, Jodi Lerner!
That was a boring Nationals performance, but Darren Criss sure is handsome!
Rachel and Santana are on Broadway. You’re at fake Juilliard and also have your own band for some reason.

To quote the great Stephen Sondheim: “Move on.”
Save us, Cheno
Imagine fucking Santana and then this guy
Same, Britt. Same.
Oh oh oh oh oh ho oh oh oh oh oh
Have my Darren Criss jokes become overplayed or can I just
The fifth season should just be this
This episode is pure joy
Starting to wonder if no amount of success erases high school resentment and you actually need to work that shit out in therapy 🤔
And that’s why she has an Oscar
Santana has that effect on me too
Can someone ask me a different Glee Fuck Marry Kill this one sucks
Can they please just sing Defying Gravity again
Classic gay girls in the bathroom mirror shot
It’s what I want to do
No, I’m pretty sure that title belongs to @carmencitaloves
Just go ahead and hate on me and run your mouth but I think Loser Like Me is a great song
Get used to it!
This is going to be me when I get back to New York in the fall(?)/2021(??)/2022(???)
Pretty sure I went to film school with these guys
It’s called sheltering in place, Blaine.
Every couple quarantined together
I miss New York so much 😭
I relate to this storyline, because there’s a professional model named Drew Gregory and I assume someday we’ll fall in love
Who’s feeling lonely right now?
Why does it take a serious message episode to get us Sondheim!
Halfway through the fifth season and the producers are finally like hmm maybe we should make Mercedes a main character
The songs are good again, but with this writing it’s barely even a
When students get cast as the lead in a Broadway show they do not stay in school!!!! I’m losing my mind!!!!
Can the next stimulus bill give each of us a Darren Criss singing “Not While I’m Around”?
When I finish Glee
Storylines in Glee episode 515:

1. Kurt is assaulted for being gay
2. Mercedes decides she can date Sam even though he’s white (does not address dating him even though he’s embarrassing)
3. Rachel struggles to do schoolwork (??) while starring in her Broadway (!!) show
Artie, you dated the hot goth girl, lost your virginity to a bisexual cheerleader, had a wedding hook up with Ali Stroker, and then you dated the head cheerleader. Shut up.
The two genders
Just fold a bandana into thirds and loop it through some hair ties
We all deserve someone like that
Julie not caring that Artie has chlamydia, but being offended he slept with bad filmmakers is incredible
When you’re gay
I love you
The storyline right now is bad, but look at Naya!
Take note: Any pep talk given to me must start with “you suck”
A full production of Lea Michele in Funny Girl > season five of Glee
Fuck you, Ben Brantley.
Okay Glee has broken me. You frame Rachel singing an emotional ballad on Broadway as a tribute to Finn — you have LEA MICHELE singing to her dead boyfriend — and then you turn it into a duet with Sue?? Because she’s on some weird date?? This is worse than the school shooting.
Rachel goes to a gay club instead of her opening night party just like Barbra
Me, rewatching the music video for Lea Michele’s “On My Way”
A Star is Born (dir. Bradley Cooper, 2018)
When you’re a devastatingly beautiful once-in-a-generation talent but the industry is so shallow and misogynistic that having a slightly large nose limits your opportunities
Literally same 😔
This is the good kind of Glee silliness
OMFG OMFG OMFG
My love for Shirley MacLaine is ALL-CONSUMING
autostraddle.com/thirsty-classi…
Ryan Murphy casting his next project
Shirley MacLaine and Darren Criss singing a Janis Joplin duet is like someone took my weirdest sexual fantasy and put it on screen
Sorry Shirley MacLaine name-dropping as she talks to Darren Criss about the impermanence of love is actually my weirdest sexual fantasy put on screen
Give it a try, Santana
The last episode was actually good, so of course now we’re singing at an animal shelter
I spared you all more screenshots from that episode. You’re welcome.
Amber Riley is singing. Heather Morris is dancing. The Glee universe has found peace.
Sometimes Glee reminds us how much talent they still had to work with and it makes this season all the more baffling
According to Instagram this is how several people are spending quarantine and I’m jealous
Harold and Maude: The Musical! Coming soon to Broadway
Do you need a place to stay? 👀
I made it through season five!

Best Episode: The Back-Up Plan
Worst Episode: Puppet Master
Horniest Episode: Frenemies
Best Character: Rachel Berry
Worst Character: Sue Sylvester
Favorite Number: “Here Comes the Sun”
When you’re not invited to the Zoom happy hour
Brian Stokes Mitchell is really acting the fuck out of this corny dialogue
Season five wasn’t THAT bad!
Immediate tears
I AM GAY
The Last Three Seasons
Whatever gets you through quarantine!
Rachel encouraging the first female Warbler to audition with Janelle Monáe is good Glee content
Make it a three time thing!
This is how I feel about Rachel Berry
I was 16 in 2010 so yes this song does make me emotional
Now you’re speaking my fucking language
Should I write a piece about 2010s baby dykes who tried scissoring because of Glee
Does this mean Dani is single?
Me: Can this show just end already??

Glee: We’re going to do an episode of Carole King/Alanis Morissette mash-ups.

Me:
I like that Glee is self-aware and yet does not give a shit
Me, to these new kids for not being Ryder
These are all very different!!
Must we do this during Carole/Alanis week? MUST WE???
I mean, especially during quarantine
Me, 9th grade, trying to make friends
DON’T tell me not to live! Just sit and putter...
Lea Michele has chemistry with literally everybody
Sure why not
I love when Glee comments on their fandom. Not weird at all.

(Also what’s with the Pezberry erasure?)
It’s remarkable how bad this is
Thinking about how long it’s going to be until we can meet people naturally out in the world
This is how a 6th grade boy would write queer women
Glee Season 2 Episode 22 personally attacking me
Leave me alone, Mercedes! We’re not even supposed to travel right now!
This level of enthusiastic friend group incest has convinced me that Sam is a woman and they’re all lesbians
This show can still be so good why doesn’t it just be good always
You haven’t been around much, but that’s actually very normal for a Glee plotline
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